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Not my best work as I did it in a rush, but wanted to ride the momentum on this thread. schloss.mp4

This might be the most egregiously insulting thing that’s been done to a rival sports team that I can remember. Holy fuck it’s beautiful.

It's perfect

Stealing the best head coach they've had in any sport in a hundred years the same week we join their "hundred year decision" conference is almost too magical to imagine.

I just can't right now. It's amazing. I don't think this could have been done in a way that was any more publicly humiliating to aggy. I'm trying to think of how, and I really can't come up with it. They manage to get themselves to the biggest stage in college baseball, and of course they lose. And before the spotlight shifts, we enter from off-stage and step directly into the spotlight, rob them and knock them down, and then walk off the stage as the spotlight follows us, never to return to aggy. Aggy is left laying on the ground. In the dark. Crying. But that's the public part. Equally amazing is the "private" part of it--what they're saying in their conversations among themselves. They've actually worked themselves into a conspiracy theory whereby Schloss has been a secret Longhorn agent who . . . and I'm still trying to understand this . . . got them to the National Championship series with the intent . . . again--I'm still trying to understand this . . . of losing. But aside from the incomprehensibility of it all, think about the psychological trauma this evidences. They genuinely think that we're in a position that is so superior to them that we would (and, more importantly, could) pay off their coach to throw a national championship. It's insane. But it's in equal part just . . . really sad. And by "sad," I mean fucking awesome and amazing to behold. I just can't right now. It's too much. Even for me. I mean, it's like if you gave Robert Downey Jr. a roll-aboard full of cocaine in 1997. I mean, he would want to do it all in one sitting. He'd probably try to do so. But really, it's just so goddamned much that even I can't do that much aggy misery in one night.

aggy fans seem to be taking this well. This is the classy bunch we're told to admire and aspire to be like:

Chris Del Conte at the next SEC meeting when Alberts walks in the room:

Good to see Elko made it

I knew it wouldn’t take long, but some of this is really moving at warp speed: 1) Liucci claiming to have known the whole time. 2) Aggies claiming that Schlossnagle cost them the series. 3) Aggies beginning the process of arguing that Schlossnagle is a tu spy that was sent there to sabotage their shot at a title. This keeps getting better and better.

You know who's probably nervous as fuck right now? Rodney Terry

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EMERGENCY LOOCH:

Trev Alberts first big move might be losing the best coach aggy has had in a major sport to their in-state rival. Yikes.

There's letting your nuts hang....and then there's getting your nuts good and sweaty, then dragging them all over little brother's face repeatedly as little brother is curled up in a ball. This hire is the second thing.

He's getting both.

Take a bow @immamac, @RGBIII, @closetojumping

Lulz. Response from someone on SECRant suggesting aggy hightail it to the Big 10.

...did you literally just copy and paste my exact comment from the other thread? you fucking clown.

The way that the people who are in the know stay in the know is by following the guidelines of the scoop they are given. No one is gonna leak that knows because CDC lops off that entire arm with small changes in detail to know who it is. He's masterful at this. You should be happy with how competent and effective this AD is at its most important tasks.

Take the Schloss, pussy.

turning on the 12th man again...

If the prevailing rumors are true, the assistants are already as gone as Schlossnagle is.