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It's a confluence of a few events and one reality. Bo Davis knocked Sarkisian's dick in the dirt by getting Zion Williams to cancel the Texas OV. Then some other targets that Texas had confidence in made it clear they were heading elsewhere. Then the mom is bragging about Bo Davis on Brown's OV to Texas. So something has to give somewhere, and anyone who thinks Sarkisian lacks ego and doesn't take it personally with the Bo Davis stuff is kidding themselves. Beyond that, the reality is that a good NIL offer from Texas is overmatching what poor clown SEC institutions can muster. For Charles, there's also a depth in the class issue at FSU. Texas held its water when OU and Auburn went nuts at DT last cycle. That was manageable until Robinson begged off after Davis split for Baton Rouge. I was talking to a buddy involved at Bama and then later a buddy involved nationally. Bama is facing some serious Sophie's Choice cases heading into the 24-25 roster/recruiting cycle. LSU is a fucking joke. I look forward to watching them squawk more and bitch about CFB these days. But hey, sure, you got Zion Williams by getting his girlfriend financial benefits to attend and shit. Hope they stay together forever and such.

I saw aggy today walking downtown and I couldn't even muster up the gumption to ask him for directions to downtown.

aggy winning a title is never the correct option

Aggies2009 is entering the danger zone

To be clear, if Charles, Sharma, or Brown go anywhere else, they're doing so in spite of considerably better NIL options at Texas. They'd have to really, really, love another option.

Isn't it already?

There's a rumor out there that a big aggie-backed select organization out of Katy has informed all levels of players and their parents that are no longer allowed to visit UT or consider them in their recruiting process. I laughed out loud. If you are a parent and you take that threat seriously, or continue to play for that org, you are a fucking imbecile.

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not sure if this has been posted here, but I'll add it jus tin case

Part of what holds A&M back is that they expect their coaches to “be” Aggies. Not just coach them, but to buy into all of their shit. The intro press conferences are so cringe when A&M leaders talk about “the school 90 minutes down the road,” and then Jimbo or Elko or Schloss has to do the Gig ‘em and join them in sawing Varsity’s horns off. You know they’re thinking, “what have I gotten myself into?” They all look so uncomfortable. They wanted to coach the team and make bank, not join a cult. But that’s what happens, and it always ends in the same way. Schloss was so miserable there and did not want to be indoctrinated.

v2.0. I hope my time spent making this was worth it.

My son texting his aggy friend after Game 1 of the CWS….

My beautiful darlings. I got to hang yesterday afternoon with my boy, Quinn Ewers. This is now the third summer I have been blessed to spend a little time with him. He is such a nice young man. He's quiet, really personable and will represent any franchise well at the next level. He looks a little taller to me, but maybe I am shrinking. Dude has a cannon for an arm. He made some amazing throws. This year, I brought two footballs for him to sign to go along with my Longhorn QB collection. Collect 'em all! I'm keeping one, but stay tuned for Surly news about the other one. It could involve you! Cheers!

I figured this was the best place to put this since he touched on many aspects of Texas: music, politics, satire, writing. I remember stumbling onto Kinky being interviewed by Glenn Mitchell of KERA (RIP) at the State Fair the year Kinky was running for Governor. RIP

https://x.com/BrianBeckcom/article/1806419402906018224

I talked to an aggy today and asked why my premiums keep going up.

I am crying

Great article. The Wall Street Journal's definition of Aggy "That would’ve been devastating enough for a famously unstable fan base that already believes the school’s entire athletics operation is under the influence of an unbreakable curse."

aggy is bringing out the lawfare! Stay tuned, you dirty 'sips!

aggy: you lied about loving the 12th man! Schloss: I lied about all of it, you fucking freaks!

Is Bevo there Lobo? I am really interested to see if Bevo and Schloss have a natural bond and if Schloss willingly reaches out. Bevo is a huge part of our University and football program so if he has an instant affinity for Schloss I think that will speak volumes to our recruits. If you could, please take and post video of their initial encounter. Any still shots of Schloss petting bevo would also be appreciated - would prefer if taken from side so I can see as much as possible of both their faces.

247 west coast mod.

I don't. Ungrateful motherfuckers. If somebody told me before our season that we were going to have a 50 win season, our rival would lose in the Regionals to us on an embarrassing fielding error, and we would make it all the way to the National Championship series and we would just barely lose to the #1 national seed...oh but David Pierce is going to leave for A&M or OU or whatever. I would happily take that. WTF is wrong with A&M fans? They have their best season ever, a great season by anybody's standard, and they act this insane? How can a fanbase whose team has won so little be this spoiled and take it for granted this much? So no. Fuck them. They should be on their knees in gratitude they got 3 seasons of Schlossnagle and thinking about how they can build on that success. But nope. Send death threats instead. Act like they are the victim. Gross.

I've started thinking that we'll know they might actually win something when some guy is recruited in and refuses to do any of that shit. "I'm not an aggie. I'm not here to learn 'yells'. I came here to win football games and titles for you guys, and you're paying me well to do it. Now let me coach, and stop pressuring me to 'become' an aggie." If I heard someone say that to them as an HC, I might get worried.

this probably already got posted, but it’s been hectic around here lately and if it was then i missed it. the more i articles o read and the more videos i watch about Schloss’s tenure at a&m and his relationship with their fans, the more it becomes crystal clear that he has been just as confused, bewildered, and annoyed by them as everyone else who lives anywhere outside of that backwards cult town.

Whoever prepped Joe Biden for this debate is guilty of consulting malpractice and is the dumbest motherfucker alive. They should have said he had measles or Covid or Cholera if this was where he was at tonight. And if this is where he’s at all the time, they need to let Harris, whitmer, Newsome and Pete fight it out at the convention.

Yeah, they actually managed to outperform us at something for the last three years. So...

UF is an agricultural school and FSU is a bunch of liberals is... a unique framing of that specific rivalry.

Man I hope to see him in the Oval Office one day.

I must say, you make some odd choices on what you do with your free time. Much like listening to a contractor who won't stop volunteering to you that he's a child of christ, and follows God's law, any time some fuckward goes out of his way to inform you just how classy and respectful they are, you can rest easy knowing they're all completely full of shit and likely amoral sociopaths.

Used Chatgpt and it still took 'em 5 minutes

Shit. This is getting real. Texags legal/architecture department is using Chatgpt to draft press releases for its upcoming investigation into Schloss's departure.

Wonder why conservatives no longer complain about activist judges and courts?

Tiddy Cent

This story in the Sopranos leads to one of my favorite lines. This very tough orthodox Jew takes beating after beating refusing to yield up his share in his in-law's business. Tony eventually comes and asks how and why the guy holds out. "Almost 2,000 years ago, my people held out in the Massada against a Roman legion. They held out to the death. We're still here. Where are the Romans now?" Tony leans in, "You're looking at 'em, asshole." And boom begins another beating.

Gang - notes from this afternoon's Gerry/Vogel OTF stream; mainly schedule/upcoming announcements, plus some takes on where we sit. *************************************************************************************************** JUNE 26th AFTERNOON OTF STREAM (Gerry/Vogel) JUNE 29 Josiah Sharma Dijon Lee THIS WEEKEND (JUNE 29th/June 30th/July 1st) Aidan Anding Nathan Tilmon? JULY 1st Smith-Orogbo JULY 2nd Marco Jones JULY 4th/6th Kade Phillips AUGUST 7th Kaliq Lockett (first off the board of Big 3; Moore late July/early Aug; Ffrench late August 30th?; Texas feels really good about Moore and Ffrench; Will Lockett go to Texas, if the other two pick Texas? JULY 10th (or 8th?) Nick Townsend (trending favorably to Texas - Jeff Banks pitch - see JT Sanders w/ more speed) Bama, Aggie, USC the other three teams. Bama was team to watch. USC visit - only tight end on campus, said they were only recruiting him at TE; Vogel - thinks Texas has a slight edge Tynook Hines (likely ND over USC, not Texas) Kelshaun Johnson likely Aggie; Texas may not make big push on Hines/Johnson OL DECISIONS Lamont Rogers - mid July - Wild card; could be first to make decision Nick Brooks - could be mid Sep; Texas may have most confidence in Brooks, then Fasusi, then Rogers Fasusi - August 22nd/23rd DEFENSIVE LINE / EDGE Josiah Sharma - June 29th - Texas/Ala Myron Charles/Brown/DJ Sanders - mid July; good shape for Sanders Smith-Orogbo / Marco Jones / July 1st2nd USC lost multiple DLs to decommits - how does that change things Hold on to Brown, get Sharma or Charles, plus Sanders - good class; get all, we would be elated OTHERS LIKELY IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS DJ Sanders Brandon Brown Myron Charles Riley Pettijohn (potentially) Madden Faraimo (potentially) Dorian Brew (potentially)

Time to call up a dark horse candidate for the dems, Brandon O’Brian…

Man imagining Pete in this debate makes me so sad.