Leaderboard

Mosquitoes be like:

Fucking orcs

Also I love this place. Trees down and kids in terror and massive chance at house destruction and no responses. 11 reps and counting on story of banging my wife at 3:00 am.

My dad just went into the ER. I'm heading to Katy where they're at. Anyone know how far west the power outages extend? I wanna top off before I get to where there's a scarcity of working fuel pumps

It amazes me that people are out driving in that shit. Unless they have elective procedures scheduled, of course.

Oh and just got my text alert...."your automatic payment to XFinity has processed" Bitch fuck you

Well fuck.

STDs and wasting tortillas

Woke up at 3:15 am and banged the wife, managed to do that before the kids came downstairs to sleep with her in terror so got that going for me- which was nice.

And a good portion of America is saying that's the problem. You binary people want to make it a if you don't support Biden, you support Trump which is simplistic bullshit. There's a lot of people out there (READ NOT IN HERE FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME) who just simply won't vote for either guy, which leads to Trump winning. 1 million people died, the economy was in the shitter, protests were happening all over the country, and still Biden barely won in the swing states in 2020. There is little enthusiasm for Biden now that he's even older. Lack of enthusiasm will lead to people just throwing up their hands and not giving a shit. So unless Biden figures out some magical message that galvanizes people to head to the polls for him versus staying home, we're going to all be turbofucked. It won't matter again if Biden wins the popular vote. He has to win Pennsylvania, Georgia, Nevada, Arizona, Michigan, and Wisconsin again. Color me skeptical that all of those are going to break for him again. PA is my biggest fear. No one in this fucking thread is voting for Trump or staying home. We all get it. We're just sad that this is what it has gotten to because Biden is finally showing the signs that everyone feared might crop up.

I'll go CR and say all these western nations with restrictions on attacking inside Russia are wrong and dumb.

"first responder" is just a way for cops to glom off the goodwill people have for firefighters Talk amongst yourselves

Stay safe assholes. Even Greenspoint, who we all know is busy performing emergency brain surgery on 2 puppies at the same time right now.

Attn morons: intersections with dead traffic lights are all way stops, and work on a clockwise basis. When you get to the front of the line, look to your right. Those people get to go first.

Argentina has decided to send weapons to Ukraine, as stated by its representative at the Latin American Right-Wing Congress in Brazil. Defense Minister Luis Alfonso Petri emphasized the importance of supporting countries fighting for their freedom and democracy. Additionally, Argentina will participate in the peace summit in Kyiv.

Thoughts and prayers to everyone in Austin not getting any rain or destructive winds from this storm.

Families of those officers massacred in Katyn raise hands….

I like how Biden is basically saying “the voters are responsible for not addressing my cognitive decline issues in time, which I strategically concealed from them by not participating in a primary or primary debates. The voters have decided, this is a democracy.”

On3 released a rankings update: Smith Orogbo: 26 -> 20 Lance Jackson: 37 -> 22 Bo Barnes: 117 -> 61 Kade Phillips: 105 -> 65 James Simon: 115 -> 161 Rickey Stewart: 212 -> 215 KJ Lacey: 215 -> 255

Worth checking out if you ever get to Pokhara.

Lowered my thermostat 2° to make up for all the power outages. I got your back!

Donald Trump raped a 13 year old. That needs to be everywhere. It needs to be the first autocomplete in Google, on billboards in every city, in tv ads on every channel, in ads on every social, mentioned by every surrogate at the top of their tv appearance “Thank you for having me, remember Donald Trump raped a 13 year old, now it is very interesting you would say that about excise taxes …” Yes, to independents, this one matters. Donald Trump raped a 13 year old. Also, just go for fucking broke on Project 2025, “Donald Trump wants to end Social Security and Medicare. He wants your taxes to go up. He wants your meds to cost more. He wants to ignore the 3rd Amendment and put troops in your house. and bring back Prima Nocta.” Make them play defense you dumb fuck pussies. Stop whinging and make them afraid of that con man. Make it so the Dem nominee, whether it’s Biden, Harris or Carrot Top, is better for them financially.

Wonder if @GreenspointTexas made it in to work? That's what we're all concerned about during these trying times.

Day is great at getting kids to trust and follow him. Almost like it’s a passion of his.

It does. Lost my mom to oral cancer. Haven't checked in for some time. Got my latest CT scan back last week. All clear. My digestion is still all fucked up (lots of nausea and vomiting) from my replumbing, but a small price to pay. Can now go from every 3 month scans to every 6 months.

Fascinating example of disinformation coming out of Ukraine today. The disinformation narrative is that it wasn’t Russia who bombed the hospital; it was a misfiring Ukrainian missile. Fortunately, the fact that Jackson Hinkle is saying it is an easy way to prove that it’s bullshit. Around 40.5% of his followers are fake or bot accounts, by the way. He’s simply a Russian disinformation super-spreader account. I’ve written an extensive analysis of how his account is amplified by bots on my S*bstack. I’ll drop the link in the replies, or it’s in my bio.

If I were still married to my ex, I'd be in the yard holding up the longest piece of metal I could find. "Can you please clean up the driveway? There are limbs and branches all over it! I don't want to scratch my Escalade" "Yep, I'll clean t all up when the storm ends" [Staring in Wife] "sigh...Don't worry about it, I'll do it" "Goddamnit"

They still have the regiments. just do not do the testing there. India and Bhutan have one as well. Worked near them in S Afghanistan. Dudes are tough. Kindness is valued. If you can make one of them smile it will brighten your day. I loved my time in Kat.

It’s a shame he’s not around with all the falling trees.

That letter is straight up “Fuck you, pay me” The “you had a chance and chose not to run and I won the primary is such bullshit”. I’m sure Gretch, Newsom, Pritsker were calling around last fall looking for finance and got a stiff face palm from the BMDs, because the Biden people were twisting arms.

Wordle 1,115 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I refuse to be a part of any political discourse that holds one candidate to a different standard than the other. I refuse to sit by and watch people talk about Biden being unfit while the alternative candidate is a raving lunatic. I refuse to watch or consume any of this concern trolling that is happening in the media, who is only concerned with dividing so that they can make more money for their shareholders. Biden is the same person he was before the debate. If you lot wanted another candidate you had your chance to make it happen.

Bombing a children's hospital is enough for me to say fuck it, let's dance; but I can be impetuous.

Wordle 1,115 3/6* [emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #393 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,115 2/6 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 896 6️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Have you kicked its ass yet?

Michael Terry will be attending the pool party at the end of the month (25th I think), per Justin Wells

They don’t care about us.

The weather radar shows the rain changes from red to yellow / green around 10:30. I'm sitting here counting down seconds, but have a feeling that time will just get extended to about 2:00. Man, between winter freezes, derechos, hurricanes and months of 100 degree temperatures, it's just too god damn stressful to live here any more. There is never any relief from some kind of impending disaster.

I’ve got 150 hours diving with tigers and bulls and to me the SPI video looks like a bull. In my experience bull sharks are fairly hard headed and can require a stronger shove to move them away. Tigers are easier to redirect but more curious. Here’s my shark selfie and another smiling tiger I took back in 2017

While movie credits were rolling, my wife asked me if lead paint was still legal. When I told her no, she asked me why every movie has a lead painter.