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Holy shit yall. This is incredible. One week into the season, these lunatics have declared their starting QB - who they unanimously believed to be a Heisman contender and certain R1 draft pick a few days ago - is nothing but an out-of-shape stoner and possibly a moron who was outplayed all fall camp by the backups. He’s also kinda fat and talks like - well, someone other than an old army ag (lots of tiptoeing and insinuation around this one). The new coach - once (again, a few days ago) viewed as the guy to restore real Aggie culture, is already being ridiculed for being obese - and thus an poor representative of the university - and possibly an utter disaster as a coach. And to top it all off, they are seriously discussing the deleterious effects that a guest magician may have had on the team. It has to be performance art. If it is, it’s magnificent.

Hey Conner, you are definitely not the first.

Bingo!!! I believe I was the only person on this site last week who had “aggies will blame a magician for their qb’s performance” on their card. Many of y’all made fun of me for putting it on my board……but who is laughing now.

467 total yards, 3 touchdowns, and 0 turnovers against the greatest team of all time will never be topped by anyone, at any school. And he left on a 20-game winning streak with Michigan, Ohio State, ou, and USC pelts on the wall. VY was the greatest college quarterback of all time.

There is one guy who is the anti-Ted Cruz. When he shows up at a game, his team always wins and he bangs a couple of hot cheerleaders after the game. That man? Frank Stallone. Pouring one out for Lobo/YGIFS.

Lol

The amount of politics on the main football forum over there is cray yet not surprising Then this made me spit out my coffee

I can't stop laughing third best graded Center last week.

What did I do to deserve this?

Made me literally LOL

CDC is on it

You have to love the self-delusion. They'd be no closer to winning the B1G than winning the SEC:

JD Vance's obsession with children is creepy as hell. Obviously, it's driven by the knowledge that white America will eventually not represent the majority demographic, but somehow he manages to sprinkle freakiness on top of his fear.

Trump lamenting that Kamala was "horrible" to Mike Pence based on their VP debate is just...breathtaking. You set up a situation where your supporters bring a gallow to hang Mike Pence if he doesn't break his oath of office and the Constitution to illegally put you back in power. I'm sad we live in a world where YGIFS is gone and Trump remains.

you have a fine looking family, aside from you of course. So, in summary, your wife and kids are very nice looking, and you look like a bag of shit.

Don't go for CR-light. Be CR-free. If you are at all tempted to mention CR in justifying your post, make it on CR.

Good to put a face to the kids who will be suspending me in 2040.

“Come to Texas A&M, where you can sacrifice your body and likely take literal years off your life, and we will reward you with public accusations of drug abuse if you lose a big game!”

Buena Vista was Trump +37 lol

It's been an extra rough few days for Elko and the aggies, but I'd like to throw out one thing that has really impressed me about Elko. Elko's lack of sweating to mass ratio so far is damn impressive.

My dude--do you think games are only lost on Saturday? Fuuuuuck no. It takes a whole week's worth of preparation to not coach. It starts on Sunday, when Jimbo doesn't look at any game film and doesn't start developing a gameplan. Then it continues on Monday when he doesn't meet with any coaches or players. It continues right on through the week when he doesn't attend any practices, evaluate any players, or provide any instruction. It culminates on Friday when he doesn't set the two-deep. It's a whole seven days of inaction, each of which earns $20,000. And that's just during the season. In the offseason, he spends every day not evaluating talent, not recruiting, not coordinating the NIL efforts, not chatting up alumni and fans, not being visible as the Head Football Coach of the third-best football program in Texas. That kind of nonfeasance doesn't come cheap, my friend.

Disagree. After the Irish were seemingly lost for 3 quarters, the Aggies politely helped them find their way to the end zone twice. Great hospitality

Well, this is toasty and new to me: https://x.com/front_ukrainian/status/1830550497452757350 just found what appears to be the view from the drone:

LOL

Saw on another board that Wynn is at the game in person.

Won't back down from anything... Except maybe this guy

1 - Didn't do a "1st game vs. 1st game" comparison because aggy looked like crap barfing their way through Elko's first game against ND, while Texas won their first game under Sark against #23 Louisiana by 20 points, 38-18. 2 - Didn't use the actual score of the Texas loss to Arkansas, which was 40-21, had to exaggerate it to 49 points to make it seem worse. Didn't mention the Texas game was AT arky, while their ND meltdown was at home "the toughest place to play in the land." Also didn't mention that just two weeks later that same arky team beat a supposedly #7 aggy team 20-10. 3 - Didn't recognize that their forum is already on fire, as a direct parallel to the dumpster that is their team.