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As someone of you know, we have been charged for posting negative things on TexAgs and Surly Horns. We held an emergency lawyer meeting yesterday to address this disturbing situation. @immamac attended from 'Michigan'* via Microsoft teams. The lawyers wanted to address the exposure that all of us are facing for posting negative things about TexAgs on their board and on our board. Here is a summary: Posting negative things about TexAgs on their board and on our board is 100% illegal Penalties range from crippling financial judgements to actual prison time for some of the worst offenders, like @Beau Vine @LTtxfan and @Mileslong Anyone who posted anything negative about Aggy in this thread is at risk of facing charges If you posted or shared anything negative, please DM us. It will be better for you if you self-report than for it to come to light during discovery. While Immamac didn't post anything directly negative, he is being charged by providing a forum for others to do so, similar to the Russian founder of Telegram, who has been indicted in France. Deleting or editing your posts to remove incriminating Aggy content is considered tampering w/ evidence and could result in additional charges We have 'til Monday to turn over the posts to the Brazos County DA office If you are a lawyer who handles criminal cases, PLEASE reach out to us ASAP Please do not attempt to coerce, harass or intimidate any of the posters Folks, I'm not going to sugarcoat this. This is a very serious and frightening situation that touches on hate speech, freedom of speech and more. Please check back for updates. Thank you and stay strong *Immamac is hiding in Venezuela, which currently has no extradition policy with the US.

Would you fucking losers please stop with this bullshit?

Cooper Manning's firm apparently owns the Graduate hotel in Ann Arbor. They've decked it out for UT fans. From the MGoBoard: "Texas is not a team to have a lot of hate on - they beat us in only match up in an epic Rose Bowl in 2005 - but this nonsense led by Arch's dad is an insight into these people - moneyed Ohio - but to any self respecting person who stays at that hotel after this you should be ashamed of yourself - Flag is flying out front, stairs filled with ugly balloons, cowboy hat at front desk - staff to wear texas shirts this weekend - its wrong in every way and they should pay a price for this arrogance as should the hotel for selling out our fans for a bunch of rednecks - this is our house - horns down Mfers"

Found the GenXer

I was in Ann Arbor for lunch today, a very impressive showing of burnt orange throughout the crowd. I yelled derka a couple of times, but apparently there were no Surly posters nearby

Dude. Shut the fuck up

Michigan is one of my least favorite teams in college football. One of those schools where I have run into an astonishing amount of pricks from their alumni base. So many of the worst NYC stereotypes I met when I lived there turned out out to be Michigan grads. Finance douchebags that take American Psycho as a style and ethics seminar and will never stop seething about their rejection letter from Cornell. Loud, whiny 5' women who never ever shut the fuck up. Some of the most boring holier-than-thou "we do things the RIGHT way" college football watchers you've ever met at a bar. I'm sure their alums that are actually from Michigan are lovely. Never met one. Fuck 'em up, Texas by 2 scores.

Dude! ..... Perfect! (SIAP)

https://x.com/_NLFootball/status/1831853620616409391

Does he know, though?

Texas is a lost cause. This state is a beacon for shitty humans and they're moving here in droves.

https://x.com/_NLFootball/status/183185362061640939

Fucking. Seriously. Enough. Just fucking ENOUGH. I'm sick of acknowledging ANY of their rules, ANY of their calls for decorum, not being divisive, etc. Fuck that fucking shit. YOU STARTED THIS SHIT. SO FUCK YOU TO HELL. ALL OF YOU. I don't want any crimes committed by anyone. But of all the horrible things about Donald Trump, the worst thing about him is that he's not dead yet. His death will be the greatest historical event of my lifetime, and I really don't know if there's even a close second. He's awful, evil, and irredeemable in every way. JUST. FUCKING. DIE ALREADY.

Getting things back on track:

Does it surprise anyone that the folks in saline county are salty?

According to this guy: The Michigan offense has 4 special players, and the Texas offense has 3. The Michigan defense has 7 special players, the Texas defense 1. Also, Michigan apparently has 3 All-American players and Texas doesn't have any. Should we even show up, since Michigan so clearly has the talent advantage?

yeah I think there are too many ways Texas fuckstomps Michigan. national media is going to have the sads. only blue and gold I root for is Ukraine.

From my kitchen chalkboard ready to watch my Horns kick some Wolverines ass! TEXAS!

Literally fuck yourself. I wasn't fucking anyone out of anything. I don't care about a lot of shit, accusing me or this site of fucking anyone out of anything or any type of fraud is completely off limits honestly if you keep it up you are fucking gone. I'm not gonna deal with pieces of shit like you disrespecting me after all the work I've done for free and at a massive loss for this community, this fanbase and this program. You keep it up and you are not only banned from all events but you will be removed from the community.

Over 2 years after Arch committed - over a year and a half after he enrolled - to have his Hall of Fame uncle say this is a pretty good endorsement of the program and Sark.

YGIFs lives?

and how stupid do you have to be to vote for that !!!!

Sure, let's harden the schools. And when the "psychos" start hitting malls, we can harden them. And then the theaters, and concerts, and football games, and parades...any place that has a crowd, let's harden that. As a society, we should all pay so much more in taxes for the additional infrastructure and personnel. We should only carry clear backpacks, go through several metal detectors a day, and be occasionally searched by cops or rentacops. We should continue to militarize the police as part of the arms race with the general public, accepting an increase in police shooting civilians, and civilians shooting police. All because we couldn't possibly put limitations on some assholes' hobby.

This thread has added multiple tangents in the last two pages that are all terrible in their own right. You guys can’t help yourselves, really. A perfectly good football thread is now home to: -several asshats trying to spark up a good ol’Chris Simms debate -some stupid fitness dialogue -an asshole empties his shitter of a prediction here when there is an actual prediction thread for that fucking dildo of a human to go fuck up instead -people reacting to the asshole emptying his shitter -debates about how Michigan people behave regionally -and something about some guy who edged with a Michigan broad about a shitty I-Roc or something.

the dumbest fucking people alive ….

Live TV shot right now:

He sold his business so he could focus on shit like rock bottom prescription drugs for people. What a monster. Yes, I fucking know who he sold it to, as well.

Sounds like they won… If true, I really hope this backfires and they still lose the state.

If we all get a bunch of money together, would you let us pay you to change this prediction?