Leaderboard

get ready for a website that is going to make your Saturday 1.7 billion times better https://cfbscoreboard.com decided to build this after looking all over the place for a guide laid out like this. One gambling site had one a while back but they stopped producing it after a few weeks and it was an image so not interactive. you can choose the date at the top, defaults to today when you load the page, move to Sep 14 to see tomorrow's slate. Want to see all the games going on that are within 7 points and in the fourth quarter? Choose 4Q from the what menu and 7 on the width menu and you'll see those games. the search will look for teams and mascots, so long or horn will show our game. Want to see what all the Texas teams are doing? Put tex in the search and you'll see when us, TxState, North Texas and Tech are playing and on what channel. As games start the page will update with scores. You can go back to previous days to see what it looks like. I get the data from ESPN's "hidden api's". Hopefully they don't go away but they do have some quirks with station names. The different views: TV chart view - works good on desktop, looks like a channel guide on your tv, still looks like ass on mobile, will make it look better on mobile this week Boxes - list of all games in boxes, not grouped, good for mobile Boxes by Time - boxes listed out and grouped by start time Boxes by Channel - boxes listed out and grouped by channel Stadium - view for when you are at the game and just want scores. Load the page before you get to the stadium. Click refresh and the scores are around 1k of data, should load super fast even on a shit connection Things I'm thinking of adding: betting lines. The data from espn has it for some games but not all auto refresh scores graphs of score and win probability I'll add some ads at some point. I was thinking of making a paid version for $20 for the season that would include the ability to: pick favorite teams and allow views on main page and stadium for that pick channels to ignore, like peacock if you don't have it include ability to get text updates of scores when at the stadium Is this something you'd pay for? Any and all feedback is appreciated. Hope you enjoy using it.

LOL

When he speaks, you listen. Chills.

And for the lulz ...

Siap

As long as his wife doesn't make him take her out for their anniversary on draft night

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You've missed 4 home games since 2012 and THIS is the season you're like "eh, can't be bothered"?

Thinking this morning that the real October Surprise this campaign season might be the public unveiling that Trump and Loomer are having an affair. Also, this:

I just met my bio dad about 4 years ago (long story.) About a die hard fan as you can come across. We both went to UT, well before we knew each other. He lives in Florida now, and we've hung out a bunch since then. I sit right now, by his bedside, as he succumbs to liver cancer. I'm making it a point for us to watch the game tomorrow, as it'll be our first, and last, game to ever watch together.

Motherfucker stares right at the sun. STFU

(stares lustfully at that bottle of champagne that I've been saving for *that* special day...... soon my friend. Soon.)

Maybe this will make Republicans boycott all travel now which would be great for making crowds smaller for the rest of us.

Loomer looks like she got a quick peek at the Nazis opening the ark of the covenant and closed her eyes before her face fully melted off.

Genius

-Sharma's ranking with the services is kind of astonishing. That dude is a beast. He's being punished, in part, for playing in NoCal. -Same is true for Mills. The DeBoer UW staff, the Harbaugh Michigan staff, and Flood all wanted Mills badly. But, hey, analysts who get OL wrong every cycle haven't even bothered to review this guy's film. I find it incredibly fulfilling as a recruitnik and CFB fan to be looking at what the UT staff is doing across the board and have full confidence that they're getting it all as right as anyone. Particularly on the OL. Outside of like one guy who will eventually graduate and become a finance bro or something, the word is that they want to hang onto every OL on campus. Multiple young backups would be starting at OU or ATM right now. Watching those idiots ignorantly talk shit about Texas OL recruiting and depth is comical.

Counterpoint: taking the effort to fully extend one’s middle finger at fucking assholes is NEVER a waste.

the anti cult ….

It feels like a lot of your recent questions suggest you've been in a coma the last 8 years?

It’s a shame that the people of Springfield didn’t wise up to con men after the monorail debacle.

Maybe the Athletic Director is sending out the real injury info to the boosters in a secret newsletter?

NC Senator Tillis (R)

Gerry:

This loomer shit is hilarious and mind blowing to me. I’m not stating they’re fucking. But there is a non zero chance they’re fucking, and that alone is amazing. In a presidential race, at this time. I thought it was super odd that 3-4 weeks ago, at some shit rally, trump randomly brought up loomers name and we all said “wtf?” Why is he mentioning her, she’s fringe AF even for the right wing? We all recognized it was odd but dismissed it. Fast forward few weeks and she’s debarking his place for the debate as part of his debate team, and acting as his surrogate in the spin room. I mean what the fuck. this crazy butch just started sending him gape shots and said he could do whatever in his DMs and he started inviting her to events. And they want to give nuke codes to this guy? It’s amazing. the fury from lake and MTG at this bitch for out-maneuvering them for proximity just because she was willing to just lay it all out there and they didn’t is hilarious.

At 93, if he wants to use his money to troll Oklahomans, I’m here for it.

Poor bastard. I’ve been there.

Stupid ass mother fucker doesn’t understand the stock market and half the country thinks he’s “better on the economy.” I hate this country.

And when in doubt, ask a local! as for Trump banging Loomer, i'm not gonna cast aspersions on Donnie. when i'm 78, if i'm overweight, wear a diaper, have B.O., and in a loveless marriage, and a 31 year old starts throwing some leg at me, even if she looks like a Sleestak, i can't say i would turn it down.

Lady Gag