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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/25/24 in all areas

  1. Whoever broke the deal is the asshole here. If UNLV isn't paying him what they said they would, I'm Team Sluka. If Sluka's just bailing because he thinks he'll get more money for it, I'm Team UNLV.
  2. He’s got a 44% completion rate and had less than 90 yards passing in the two games they played against teams with a pulse (Kansas and Houston). Brent Venables, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
  3. Ballot incoming from the UK, from a very pissed off gal in her early 20s. No Repubs got a vote.
  4. And this all happening in a town, where you just don't expect to get screwed over.
  5. I'll fight @Brisketexan or anybody else for Nicole Wallace
  6. I've thought this should happen for a long time. But maybe the wounds are just too deep. I was never really that passionate about Applewhite over Simms or vice versa. They both had their strengths and weaknesses, and both had their great games and stinkers. Unfortunately, Chris's bad games were just in historically bad losses. But I always liked him and rooted for him, and as much as I hated that loss to Colorado, I hated even more the way a very unattractive portion of our fan base shit all over him. I remember when Sam Ehlinger was our QB, and Simms was talking about him and the Longhorns on some radio show or podcast, and they played for Chris a video of Sam playing catch with his dad when he was 4-5 years old, and little Sam Ehlinger yells out, "I'm Chris Simms!" Chris was visibly moved by that.
  7. SIAP but aggy Spurs fans are on the ledge that current and former Spurs came to the UTSA game, and had the audacity to fire off Smokey. As a Spurs fan, I didn't think that win would get better, but here we are
  8. I have a friend who was dating Simms during that whole thing. She’s French and doesn’t give a shit about football, so she was totally ignorant and unprepared for what unfolded. Listening to her describe the overall experience and what he went through is both sobering and surreal. Mack mishandled it all, but Texas fans embarrassed all of us in that debacle. Texas should invite Simms back and recognize him the way they do so many of the past greats and celebrate him at a game. They’ve never done it. I know he never won a conference title and choked against CU and those teams never beat OU, but damn. My fear if they ever did have him on the field and show him on the big screen is that a bunch of the same fucking idiots would make his return feel shabby. That wouldn’t be on Mack. That would be on pieces of shit among our fanbase.
  9. This is a bitch move straight up. NIL has nothing to do with playing and this completely unacceptable horseshit. He is playing college football not professional. There is no way anyone takes this loser in the portal after quitting on his team. He obviously doesn't give a shit about football.
  10. narrator: he did not, in fact, hope for the continued success of the program. he rather didn't care about the program at all.
  11. Thats right Brauny! You teach us a fucking LESSON by coming after some OUR recruits. You fucking MAKE Lance Jackson and Jonah WIlliams and Kaliq Lockett and all the other motherfuckers who told you NO take your phone calls. That'll fucking teach us a real nasty lesson. You know what, while you're at it, why don't you tell your fat AF significant other that if she doesn't mind her P's and Q's, YOU might start sniffing around Sydney Sweeney and see if SHE's interested. Also, Brauny, thanks for ending your post with some info on recruits visting other schools that aren't aTm just to show them that they're not necessarily locked into Texas. Your subscriber base has to really appreciate that.
  12. Holy shit. The aggy collective is getting aired out on twitter.
  13. Old enough to get their knees blown out and brains turned to mush for the entertainment of others while generating billions of dollars in profit. They deserve to be compensated for that value. Doing it through NIL pretexts is the problem.
  14. ...and? Everything you've suggested would potentially be the seeding of a long term overhaul of their AD where they behave in a way...more adult than they have their entire existence. Even if unlikely, why would any of us want to upset that apple cart of fucking sadness? What we really need is Tarp to melt down, and then have him completely villifed by all parties involved, turned into a shining example of being a bad Ag, and then they rehire Taylor Hamm. All while we observe, laughing uprioaroiusly, and toasting to the next 100 years.
  15. Met Beto today. Really nice guy. Approachable and doing good work
  16. Basic decency is lacking more than basic intelligence. People were a lot less educated 100 years ago but figured out how to elect Lincoln
  17. I am morally obligated to post pics of Jose Lima's wife whenever he's mentioned:
  18. Guy I work with has a week pre-paid at a beach rental on the panhandle coast. He's been bragging about it all year. His week starts Sunday.
  19. 1. find current coach that already has a title that is willing to leave school where he won it. 2. Sign him to long term guaranteed contract for obscene amount of money. 3. Profit.
  20. This is not negotiation, it's straight-out extortion and I suspect that's illegal, even in Nevada. But let's talk about the real victims here--the folks who took UNLV on Monday and laid the 3 points . . .
  21. "all I need is one more good night at the tables and I'll get you your money"
  22. Graham, I know you're monitoring this thread, so give Surly a shoutout in your next column! And keep up the great work!
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