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Get a fucking spine and then download the Uber app for the woman and send her on her way. This thread should be deleted as it weakens us all.

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The state of Louisiana may have to close a couple of school districts to match.

6PM on ABC is my guess. Tell your wife to have a friend pick her up or get a new wife. She knows what this game means.

That dog has seen some shit.

I don’t give a shit if you’ve known the broad for 38 hours or 38 decades. If she’s too good for black car service, she’s a nightmare for life. If she likes black car service, get a grip and use Uber Black and it will be a far better treat for her than your old ass doddering around Rainey Street trying to locate her before Nicole disappears you for good.

Just go 0-7 in conference play, your weekends open up pretty good when that happens 😢

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I’d understand the dilemma if it was an actual wedding maybe but it’s a wedding shower.. we’re talking about practice, not a game, practice! Just send her on her way and tell her to have a good time.

Lulz

She is also a Russian asset and defected last year. Look it up.

I'm struggling to understand how Trump "played" them? We have years and years of data telling us how Trump viewed the Israel/Palestine issue, from his close friendship to Bibi to moving the US Embassy to Jerusalem. He's been telling you who he is for over a decade ...it's your fault for not listening.

Nope, they're fascist collaborators. That doesn't mean there aren't people at those institutions that do good journalism, but their ownership have fully committed to collaborating with fascism. This is why they sanewashed Trump before the election and buried stories about him loving Hitler in the 25th paragraph in a story on A12 while front-paging Biden's "garbage" line for days. This is why Bezos pulled the op-ed board's Kamala endorsement. Hell, it's why they put stories about Claudine Gay on the front page like 10 times in one month last year, and why they heel every time Chris Rufo orders them to do so. They thought a Trump presidency would be good for their businesses and invested in him accordingly. And this isn't "for the first time in this nation's history," he's been the Republican candidate the last 3 fucking elections. They didn't do a better job of covering him because they didn't want to. Because they're collaborators. Sure, once he takes office they'll pretend to be all about checking him again to try to get those subscriptions back, but they're no more than controlled opposition and should under no circumstances be trusted and certainly not financially rewarded by liberals for their collaboration.

This should be interesting ... Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ - The Onion

https://247sports.com/player/graceson-littleton-46145205/

Live look at Polio...

Uh, look at the org chart

The Reese Witherspoon gif is going to get a lot of play in this thread whenever Muslims whine about what happens the next 4 years.

Okay, first it's a wedding shower. Second, it's in Austin Texas and I'll go out on a limb here and guess OP's while isn't the only one whose married to Longhorn fan that was invited. Third, not sure if you're aware but that game could very likely determine who makes a CFP and who doesn't. Moreover, it will likely decide who plays in the SEC championship game. Beyond that it's a renewal of on of the oldest rivalries in college football. It's not UTSA vs Texas. There's potentially a conference and national title opportunity on the line. It's renewing an old rivalry. To schedule fucking shower on the day of that game means they didn't think, at all, about the friends they invited. Granted it's a wedding shower (which are fucking dumb but..) which women typically attend still. None of the brides female friends give a shit about Longhorn football? No fucks were given about it being the Thanksgiving weekend when people are often out of town. No fucks were given about the husbands who do like Longhorn football might not be able to watch a massive gave because of honey do bullshit. Also, it's Thanksgiving weekend. Plans to see families in different cities may have had to be altered to accommodate this fucking day. No... fuck those people. They're inconsiderate and think the world revolves around them. They don't actually care about their friends or they would have considered all these realities. They didn't. They can eabod

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this meme going to have to do a lot of heavy lifting

Gerry Hamilton Which schools are after Texas commitments The Texas Longhorns are expected to sign a fourth straight top 5 class December 4. While the Longhorns are working to win a handful of recruitments to add to the class, there are programs working to flip Longhorn commitments as well. OnTexasFootball provides the schools making one last push with members of the Texas class. We are grading the threat level this morning on a 1-10 scale with 10 being the highest. Jaime Ffrench, WR, Jacksonville (Fla.) Mandarin Ffrench will make an official visit to Florida this weekend with his teammate, good friend and Florida State QB verbal Tramell Jones Jr. Miami also continues to make a run at the 4-star++ playmaker. Florida threat level: 1 Miami threat level: 3 Myron Charles, DL, Prot Charlotte (Fla.) High Charles is scheduled to make a visit to Florida this weekend. He cancelled on a trip to Miami earlier in the season. Florida threat level: 2 Miami threat level: 3 Zelus Hicks, S, Carrollton (Ga.) High Teams are making a big push with the 4-star++ safety after announcing his reclassification from 2026 to 2025. Hicks and family have been on campus at Tennessee and Georgia Tech the last two Saturday's. Florida is hoping to get a visit as well. Tennessee threat level: 2 Georgia Tech threat level: 2 Nick Brooks, OT, Loganville (Ga.) Grayson Brooks attended an Auburn game recently with a few teammates. The tigers have tried to get an official visit following, but haven't to this point. If an OV is scheduled, then Auburn becomes a threat. Auburn threat level: 2 Lance Jackson, EDGE, Texarkana (Texas) Pleasant-Grove Arkansas continues to recruit the uber talented prospect, and brother of Arkansas future first/second rounder Landon Jackson. Landon Jackson will be off to the NFL after the season. Arkansas threat level: 1 Josiah Sharma, DL, Folsom (Calif.) High Oregon has remained in contact with Sharma and circle during the season. Oregon threat level: 3

Gerry confirms that Fong is shit posting for clicks concerning FFrench and Florida.

That's awesome. Hopefully Kiffin takes up the mantle of Aggie antagonist with the passing of Leach.

The screeching from LSU fans, who will somehow blame Texas's entry into the SEC for their drastically reduced ability to recruit and retain talent should be fine, regardless of whether or not it's our fault their state and alumni class are all poor losers. TEXAS DID THIS!

We don't know yet, so you'll have to ask @futureman. Alternatively, ask @Helobious and then assume the opposite.

Concurrence rather than coincidence. Conspiracy rather than accountability: The two percenters chime in: Good question followed by... ...the birth of an Aggie fact. Who knows what to make of the above? It's not a conspiracy. It is a conspiracy. It's pro wrestling. Ah, sanity makes another appearance. Nice. Uh oh. You see it's about our conference schedule! The SEC, the grind that isn't. Right off the bat, our first SEC game was Miss. State. I mean, can you imagine? It's obvious why that's a horrible thing, so genius here will just move on to... OU is in the SEC but it kind of isn't as "most will agree." It's its own thing. We all get that, right? Moving on. Finally, we get Georgia (at home!) and shit the bed. We lost by two scores to a top five team while shitting the bed. Far worse than any A&M loss. I'm guessing this guy would say that S. Car doesn't count because it was on the road. Most would agree, of course. Then comes the clencher. We didn't play a road SEC game (OU in Dallas is its own thing, recall!) until Oc-to-ber 27. Hello?! I mean, come on! Latest SEC road game e-VER. In case that's too confusing, the genius repeats it lest we fail to soar with him in the intellectual heights delineating the outrage. Most will agree why this is an outrage. It's obvious. C'mon! Big climax: That leaves Arkansas as one of our toughest (presumably road?) games. I mean, who else do we play after Georgia? No one else stands in the way of the Sankey-Sip conspiracy train racing to the SEC championship game. What's that? Big anti-climax: Oh yea, A&M is a road game. Right up there with Georgia according to the genius. Most will agree and nod their heads as to why this fact was soft pedaled at the end. It's, of course, beyond me. This guy gets it: The guys who count rise games actually chose OU for Texas. As a rise game! And we got vs day and Ca do as well. Criminal! Lastly, fearless on every front Aggie finds a new front for fear:

I was just listening to NPR on my way in, and they were talking with some Brown professor about Trump's plan to shutter the Dept of Education. He was explaining that essentially the role of the DofE is to provide funding for underserved districts, and to pay for special ed and special needs programs. Essentially to attempt to level the playing field as much as possible so that wealthy communities with much larger property tax bases don't gain too great of an advantage over poorer communities with lower prop tax bases. His point was that while yes, some of these underfunded districts are in poorer inner city neighborhoods, a much larger portion on in rural communities in...you guessed it, largely red states. So when your shitty rural Arkansas district gets even shittier, well, enjoy.

If someone were to hack that and make it a sheep, I might die from laughing.

The best thing about joining the SEC is for Texas to get all its rivals back. I absolutely want to play OU, Arkansas and aggy every year. Rival hate makes cfb. We've blown up the rest of the sport, can we please keep the traditional rivals? JFC

Just because you were invited doesn't mean you have to show up.

Mouth to ass?

Didn't you go to the University of Houston?

So we have a guy who’s never really practiced law as our country’s head attorney. And we have an attorney who’s never practiced medicine at any level as our chief medical expert.

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so his dick fell off. got it.

Incidentally, “recess appointments” are what Matt Gaetz calls his dates.