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This could go anywhere, but a neighbor I barely know just stopped me on a dog walk to say how happy she was about the election. I tried to brush it off but she just kept going. When she said something like "Trump is a businessman and Biden was just too dangerous" I called her a crazy fucking loon and walked off. I do not feel bad in the least. Edit: There was a lot of crazy spewed in about 30 seconds, but she also said something about "Biden was arming our enemies so they could attack us". I think it's borderline dangerous to randomly stop someone on the street and start spewing that horseshit. I'm not handling this whole thing well at all and she might as well have stopped me to laugh in my face about my dead dog or something.

What the fuck is this? Get this shit out of here.

Negged for abject stupidity and thread-shitting. Umanamanamanalien Filsaime Robinson Mack Gibson Baxter More to come and more before. Negged for ignorance and thread-shitting.

1. WTF? You want an explosive, play-making talent to decommit from Texas and go to a conference foe? 2. We are literally competing with them for recruits this cycle - both current commits they want to flip, as well as uncommitted. 3. I give up. This must be a schtik.

Ewers is our best QB since Colt McCoy. First Texas QB since Colt to win a conference championship Threw five TDs two weeks ago against conference opponent Threw two TDs and 0 INTS on the road last week in double-digit road win against a conference opponent that has a sociopathic-level motivation to beat our program. His second TD was an amazing throw on the run. I've gotten to hang with him over the last three summers, and he is a genuinely nice and good person The wonderful thing about Surly Horns is that it is a forum for everyone to share their views, and I always enjoy all of your posts, even when I disagree with what's been written. Just wanted to remind us all that we are incredibly lucky to have this outstanding young man represent our program. And yes, I'm out of shape. Fuck you. I turned 65 last week.

ewww. Wording?

In the Phillips thread.

We don’t have to worry about head to heads with Florida for recruits from Florida so I hope this head to head with Florida for a 5 star from Florida goes their way. Holy shit, still processing.

Fuck Hugh! Freeze ...

locking this thread for a few days, you guys can't handle basic instructions.

Good sign from the LSU side when they are already using the Texas NIL excuse for Phillips Reminder that over the summer when Phillips originally committed to Texas he said LSU was offering more NIL so he is now talking out of both sides of his mouth.

Would be nice if for one Saturday this season Auburn was not a complete piece of shit.

And pay the removal fee?!

Texas WR commit Jaime Ffrench sets return visit to Austin Hank South (Horns 247) "Not at all," Ffrench said of whether UT fans should be concerned if he takes a visit elsewhere. Ffrench plans to sign with Texas on Dec. 4 and enroll the first week of January. Reaction from Gators 247 "Have to wonder if Texas worked to get him back to try and kill any momentum built by UF"

I saw this, I chuckled.

This is starting to remind me of the lead up to the 2010 Nebraska game. Corn spent a whole year plotting revenge and talking shit only to get beat by Garrett Gilbert.

So everyone hates the Irish. I see the anti-Gaelic bent this thread is taking and I am appalled.

From LSU 247.

Gerry said the plan right now is for Zion Williams to take an OV to Texas this weekend

Someone want to grab the posts on texags regarding some frats gaming the Texas ticket pull and pissing off their entire fan base? Apparently abused the guest ticket setup and so juniors on down are standing room only or some such

One of my favorite Longhorn performances ever

With Tom Herman currently unemployed, who are the biggest asshole HCs in CFB? I’m not talking about doichebags like Riley. I mean real assholes. Brian Kelly seems like easily the biggest one. He’s killed a guy, he’s permanently condescending, he screams constantly at everyone on the sidelines. How could anyone look forward to playing for that dickhead? He’s really easy to dislike and root against.

I hope Sark flips both Phillips and Zion. Just to give a big fuck you to LSU/Kelly/Bo for the flips back in the summer. Added bonus would be the Tigerdroppings melt.

I think it's funny that someone attempted to give him the benefit of the doubt, and he was like "No man, I meant I'd like to see Ffrench sign with Florida!". I'm fascinated by "bits" on the internet that make posters look like drooling vegetables. What's in it for them?

If FFrenchs last name was fucking Calderon or Martinez you would be slitting your wrists at the mere thought of losing him to Floriday....reminder...

Why are y'all not wanting all of these appointees to make it? I want them all to make it. The more dogshit the pick, the better. The one ray of hope I have is that this administration fucks things up so magnificently that even the dumbest of the dumb won't vote for their fuckin' asses for the next 10 years. Dems can't and won't do anything right to win elections. Our best chance for sanity to return is for a ginormous clusterfuck of epic proportions for the next four years.

Ukraine allegedly struck a facility in Kursk region believed to house an underground command post linked to Putin with Storm Shadow missiles, - Defense Express. This information has not been officially confirmed and remains speculative. According to the publication: ▪️The missile strike was filmed near the historic Baryatinsky estate, now a sanatorium managed by the Administrative Directorate of the President of the Russian Federation. ▪️The targeted site is located in the eastern part of the complex, identified as a "communications hub." It is suggested that this may not be an ordinary communications facility but rather a fortified underground command post. ▪️North Korean troops are active in the Kursk region, raising the possibility that North Korean generals may also have been present at the site. The report adds that a facility of this nature would justify the use of the expensive Storm Shadow/SCALP missiles. These missiles, equipped with 450-kg warheads, are specifically designed to penetrate fortified structures.

Sorry. I had interns searching the board all morning to see if this had been posted. I’ll have a talk with them.

That 9-1 run against Nebraska once we joined the Big 12 was hilariously embarassing for the Cornhuskers. I think we broke them.

Pedophilia places one squarely in the asshole category

All I know is that Florida's chances with Ffrench were just given the kiss of death.

Pre-Texas, the SEC was a gauntlet from 1-14 and every team was in a war every Saturday for the past decade. Now it’s a schedule of cream puffs if Texas goes 7-1 and shouldn’t count for anything because it wasn’t a hard schedule. Meanwhile, in reality, Texas is pushing for the 9 game SEC schedule but the same people whining about our schedule don’t want to lose their guaranteed non-conference FCS win

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Meanwhile, the other Geoff Ketchum account remains open becuase what we really need is AI learning from that template. You people DID hear that shit here first.

You don't have to rub our noses in it, Richie Rich.

I'm with you. I hope all of our recruits flip to other schools. Then we won't ever have to worry about the numbers.

Poor Rocko.