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Myron Charles will be in Austin tomorrow, per IT

Add in Helm going in the mid-rounds after being a low 3 star and Taafe as a former walk-on and we could point and laugh at anyone claiming that Texas isn't developing talent these days.

The latest ESPN mock is full of fun Texas nuggets and speaks to the Cam Williams rise. This is listed by projected draft slot, not player ranking. 3. Kelvin Banks (JAX) - Going to Jacksonville would have them upgrading from............Walker Little. 16. Cam Williams (SF) Out of high school, Cam was the 35th overall tackle in his class behind guys like Sexton, PJ Williams, and Hunter Erb. This is also Flood's first draft eligible OL class at Texas. Two first rounders ain't bad. 21. Isaiah Bond (AZ) - Miller essentially blames Ewers for lower than expected production, and....I can't say I disagree. 26. Jahdae Barron (GB) - From a late round grade to a first round projection A draft like this would FINALLY kill the development at Texas narrative for good, especially considering Barron was a 3* and Cam Williams was the lowest possible composite 4* at .8911.

Man I kinda feel for LSU. What a kick in the nuts.

And then, after a heartfelt communal buggering of a sheep, we helped the elderly bait shop owner find the stadium.

Yep. I think we all have stories like that. At least those of us who have been paying attention. I used to argue with sooners on Hornfans accusing Texas of the ol' "everyone does it" stunt. "If Texas ever decides it has a payroll to meet, you guys and the entire college football landscape are going to know it." Now they all know it.

"If Texas ever starts buying players, you'll know." Well now they know.

*sigh*

People are dumb.

I saw it here about four hours ago

I remember telling some friends from other schools: "You do NOT want to see a world where Texas is buying players. You're really not going to like it." That day is now here. They don't like it. (This was usually in the context of someone accusing Texas of paying players "just like everyone else.")

Texas players need to react the same way Oregon players reacted when Wisconsin played Jump Around last week.

As long as no one tries to take this away from us...

Remember when SEC schools over signed and dropped bags. Michigan and Texas were so annoyed, so this is hilarious.

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson reveals that he tried to set up a meeting between Speaker Mike Johnson and Putin prior to the House vote on Ukraine aid. “I told him - why don’t you just check with Putin?” Tucker wanted the Speaker of the House to run major decisions past Putin before voting

For fuck’s sake, this is not a “both sides” issue. One side is at best blissfully ignorant that they support fascism and the other side is sick of pretending that shit is okay.

I figured once my boy was strong enough to break the chain keeping him in the pit out back, then there weren't no harm in him wanderin because he was likely the meanest cuss in the neighborhood.

I really can't disclose anymore than that. Maybe someone here is a friend of his family's and can reach out to get and disclose more details, if the family is okay with it. It just can't be me. And don't DM me. I won't disclose any details there either. All I can say is that he is not in great health atm and if the power of prayer works to bring healing and strength, he really could use it right now. I'm sure he would appreciate the support of what he calls the "Shag Squared" community. Please pray for him to bounce back. 🙏 <intentionally long space b/t paragraphs> In separate and wholly unrelated matters, if you're ever in some kind of car wreck or other accident, resist the urge to get on here and start posting pictures and telling everyone you're okay. You really don't know yet. Maybe you're right. You probably are, but sometimes it takes a bit to figure out. Take your time. Certainly talk to your doctors. Make medical care a top priority. Don't "tough it out." You may think you're just fine, but days later you might find yourself on death's doorstep. Talk to a lawyer that's actually qualified in personal injury and follow their advice too. Posting about your accident on social media can wait until much later.

IT saying Kade Phillips will be in Austin tomorrow

"This is not what the voters wanted." Dude. The voters wanted stupid performative shit to own tha libz. They are getting EXACTLY what they wanted. When you look at the menu, the item says "Shit sandwich, made with real shit," and you tell the waiter "I want the shit sandwich, made with real shit," you cannot complain when the waiter delivers to you a shit sandwich, made with real shit.

Heather Dinich isn't some newbie getting airtime because she's a somewhat decent-looking woman. She was a student journalist at Indiana when Bobby Knight's last scandal broke out. He tried to use and bully her and she held her ground and published the truth in the student newspaper, which launched her career. She then built a career doing that kind of digging and sticking to her knitting. Y'all running over Dinich and Auerbach as bad reporters who are only getting on camera due to looks or DEI or whatever are being reductive and lazy.

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Maybe. Some schools will have to because they are up shit creek trying to stay competitive for players otherwise. One casualty that I expect to see quickly is the Sexton Fisher Maneuver in which horrendously lopsided buyouts in favor of the coaches are woven into their contracts. No coach is so important that they deserve a full buyout when they’re putting dogshit on the field. That idiot Woodward is hilariously the one that started that and now LSU is trapped for years with that asshole Kelly.

“Sure…. Andy Jackson talks a lot of shit about Cherokees, but they’re the bad Cherokees. We’re the good ones, so he’s gonna leave us alone…”

We don’t really go head to head with Michigan. So I hope they turn the season around and sign a bunch of 5 stars. When I was a kid I liked their helmets

The book is fucking irrelevant to this discussion because Musk was referencing the movie, which is hardly subtle in its message. Jesus fucking Christ.

I think a lot of issues would be solved if we just burned the coaches polos

Fuck Bryan Sheffield, no sympathy for your million-plus just to get fucked by Dotard, you ignorant fuck-face.

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- Dixon just glosses over the fact that LSU came up about 10 million short on Underwood and couldn’t match. - Blames being caught flat footed on the scoop because the family didn’t tell the LSU staff. Ignores what’s the Michigan mods have been saying for months. There’s always 3 sides to a recruiting story. Friendly staff, competing staff, and the recruit and his camp. If you only work the friendlies, you’re going to get egg in your face - Urges his readers not to panic because a fucking group chat is uniting the commits. This is some TexAgs level bullshit. - LSU staff is working hard to keep everybody in the boat. Liking Coach Bo or Coach Raymond doesn’t mean shit if LSU can’t field a competitive NIL offer - Assigns no blame to Kelly. For crying out loud, the buck stops with CBK. How he largely skates is baffling. It’s like Woodward is privately begging LSU media to not turn the temperature up because they can’t afford the buyout. - Doesn’t give them hope with any big, unlikely name. - Makes excuse after excuse about his lack of NIL knowledge. Well shit buddy, that’s your job. - Ignores poster after poster telling him he got it wrong. At least have some balls and ban them and/or fight them in a Home Depot parking lot Dixon is unprofessional, uninformed, and incompetent. He might be less employable than Brian Kelly.

I know a LSU donor that gets treated like somewhat of a big dog. If I had to guess he's worth somewhere north of 100 mil. Made the vast majority of that himself so he's been generous to the fball program. Was with him last night and he's so pissed about Underwood. He's been negative about NIL from the beginning. He will openly talk about how they just dont have the support. On the other hand, he does a ton of business stuff with UT and A&M guys. He knows the score, he says Bama is in the same boat.

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