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Well, it’s been a minute since we’ve played these clowns. I could write 10,000 words or I could write 100, maybe I will split the difference We just witnessed a wonderful day of college football. Texas clinched a place in the college football playoffs. Anyone who doesn’t get this is a pants shitting retard (my dad, after his tramatic brain injury is one and he even gets it). Aggy lost to a shitty Auburn team and while they still control their own destiny they are in a win and they are probably in the playoffs situation while if they lose they likely finish as like the 6th best team in the league. Knowing the history of aggy what do you expect? Some fun stuff- we have had a brutal last decade, however: last head to head win- Texas last conference title- Texas 2023, aggy 1998 last playoff appearance- aggy- never- Texas- 2024 i could go on and on and on (and I’m sure some will) but even during the worst time in our programs history we are outdoing those dipshits, and I expect we will crush their spirit next Saturday. About the game: it’s football, anything can happen. But, and I swear this isn’t homer-ish, we literally are better than them in every single position group with maybe the exception of kicker and definitely punter (I’m still low key pissed at Sark about punter). Could they win? Sure. Is that likely? Not really. my guess is we go in as like a 9.5 point favorite on their home turf. Which would make us like a 14 point favorite in Austin. If our offense doesn’t actively buttfuck our defense I don’t see how they score enough to matter to us. I’m not getting into a major prediction of the game situation as there will be a thread for that, but, I’m figuring on Texas winning, as is the historical norm. Hook ‘Em high like an eagle soars, nobody is overlooking this game Bill in Sinton.

Auburn is cold blooded.

Fuck these yokel motherfuckers back to their animal husbands. I went to the last Texas-Aggy game after telling my in-laws to kiss my ass and back their shit up by coming to Collie Station with me or shut the fuck up. None of them came, I went alone. It was fucking glorious. I saw a 70 year old man cry in the stands. Fuck you A&M. I hope your campus burns to the ground, you soviet fucks.

It will probably go something like: #8 Texas While being ranked #3 in the country, Texas struggled mightily against one of the SEC's worst teams in the second half, matching Kentucky 7-7 in the third and fourth quarters. Outside of the rush game, they showed no ability to move the ball and continue to benefit from the SEC's easiest schedule. #7 Texas A&M Despite finding themselves in a 3 touchdown hole against an Auburn team that's much better than their record suggests, the Aggies fought back with tremendous resiliency, erasing the deficit and battling to the end in a hostile road environment.

The SEC is complete pyramid scheme bullshit. When the top teams win, it's because the conference is so good. When the top teams lose, it's because the conference is so deep. We should go win the whole thing, and when given the mic tell the world that this conference is fraudulent and this shit is easy and double rods everyone because Texas is all that matters.

1) Beat aggy 2) Avenge UGA 3) Win the whole damn thing

If by “quite a while” for us you mean “since January,” I agree.

After the Vernon Broughton reclamation this year, I think I’m about done writing off players under this staff.

This was the perfect Quinn Ewers game. It had everything you’ve come to expect from QE: -a great touch -good decision making -hooking up with the tight end -batted down passes -injury concerns -inconsistency -random fuck ups

When Florida beats Ole Miss, it just means more. When they lose to Texas it doesn’t and they suck. When Arkansas beats Tennessee, it just means more. When they lose to Texas, it doesn’t and they suck. When Kentucky beats Ole Miss, it just means more. When they lose to Texas, it doesn’t and they suck. When Vanderbilt beats Alabama, it just means more. When they lose to Texas, it doesn’t and they suck.

UK came in prepped to stop the run and Quinn cut them up very well in the first half and gave us a lead UK could not recover from by half. Play calling was good, run game took off as Quinn did his thing - it was a great game plan and play calling and execution were very good. No, it was not perfect, but this is football, shit is not going to go perfectly. UK's D is no joke, and we made them look bad, but that doesn't mean they aren't capable of making big plays. Overall, we kicked their asses. Enjoy it.

Well, you did have a good sense to join the SEC when you guys were on the rise. It would not have been so much fun under different coaches when you were losing to Kansas. it would be like Florida joining the SEC from a different conference under Spurrier in the mid 90s versus Florida joining the SEC under Billy Napier last year. Your SEC first year is like Paul Simon’s lyric, “the whole world whispers, born at the right time.” But none of that means shit. You joined when you joined and are kicking ass - which is really the only stat that matters. The fact that next Saturday is a game between Texas and Aggy that decides who goes to the SEC championship game could not have been drawn up any better from old rivalry standpoint. You had better humiliate their ass and then beat Georgia. This gator is all in on that.

What’s going to suck is when we beat aggy next weekend they’ll completely fall out of the polls so we still won’t have a win over a top 25 opponent. Oh well, I’ll take it.

fuck aggy

NSIAP

Having us knock them out of their best shot ever at an SEC championship game berth followed immediately by getting their asses kicked by a Big 12 team might just bring more joy than I can take.

Or just win and make it all irrelevant. Plus aggy tears.

You’re like Helobius before there was a Helobius.

Watching the Auburn highlights, the key to defending aggy is not playing Jerrin Thompson. So I'm feeling pretty good about that.

Anthony Hill is going to murder him

We should rest our starters for the CFP

100% this. Winning the SEC in our first year and avenging the Georgia loss would be amazingly awesome for the program. A bye week for the CFP would be huge. Plus they become legends for beating down aggy mercilessly at Kyle in our first meeting in over a decade that just happens to have a conference championship game berth on the line. This game is not meaningless. There is a TON to play for and it will be PAINFUL if we lose. Let’s not try to shuck and jive our way out of this being true.

I feel like it is our civic duty to the world to send Texas 8&4 to their norm.

Lulz

That's not a target on their back, its a tramp stamp.

Alabama’s loss yesterday was so embarrassingly horrible that it should exclude Bama period. This isn’t about other teams.

Behold!

The Qualitiest of Quality Losses. It ain't every day Auburn wins.

I hold this in my heart as we head to A&M this week

We've been waiting for Quinn the bounce back for about 4 weeks now. Manning combined with an opportunistic defense woulda put up fifty points against KY today. Right now it's "All Gas and One Flat Tire."

lolololol

Don't know anything on his situation, but it was good to see Sydir on the field today and make an actual play.