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There's bad takes, then there is this lol

I’m genuinely excited for the new generation of aggy to hear the poor aggy chant in the 3rd quarter.

Whatever you do, don't let them get up big on you. No coming back against them.

I will never hate Mack Brown. Y'all can't make me do it.

Okay. Originally published for the gratification of the world in 2005, now copied for this year 19 years later. Choose? Really? Second word of your college declaration speech. Some real Aggie cornball. Good to know more Aggies were more numerous. Good bull! Now the conversion: The hat-taking off. The yelling. The medals of honor. The brotherhood of people who can't speak proper English. The light of Jesus in the offing! Fake army! There's no going back, now! Hallelujah! Praise Sully! I get it now! Whoop! Onward to the shrine. Sad. Low-expectation Agroids... ...you're supposed to work hard and be dedicated to things. Clearly it won't be silenced. The blather is ever-flowing, self-righteous, paranoid, and deluded. It is just a football game. It's not a jijad. You've got some sort of mental illness to believe otherwise. First, Point du Hoc and Corregidor were Aggie operations? Did the US just assist the Aggies in WW2? WTF? Second, the men of Corregidor were brave and enduring. That said, it was a defeat to have to surrender. Maybe this falls under the Aggie tradition of quality losses. Here we go again with the jihad. Nobody is the enemy of what you say you stand for. Get a grip.

This game definitely matters. It's not the same as Texas and Oklahoma, which is so iconic it has its own weekend at a neutral site every year (2nd Saturday in October) This is definitely the RIVALRY game that everyone else also played during rivalry week and Texas for the last 13 years has played as a rotating who gives a shit game. DKR will be packed next year. Kyle field is the highest priced ticket for any regular season American football game (college or pro) in history. Its a massive game and it has CCG implications for both teams, that alone makes it a big deal this year without the rest of it. Florida Georgia is similar to TX OU and Florida Florida State is more like TX TAMU. Both big games, but one is iconic. Its TAMUs Superbowl. They don't have another game even close to as important.

Oh Maalik… https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/42610144/duke-discipline-maalik-murphy-raising-middle-fingers "There was a practice in the middle of last week when we [were] throwing post after post after post, and we weren't completing them," Diaz said. "And it was again and again and again and again. And at the end of that, there was a remark made in jest that, 'If you throw a post for a touchdown in the game, then you can flick me off,' from Coach Brewer." Murphy's gesture came after he uncorked a ball from deep in Duke's own end and caught Eli Pancol perfectly in stride across midfield, with Pancol racing untouched for an 86-yard score barely 2 minutes into the game. Duke is 8-3. Hook ‘em

Describe that history of hostility. Because the last 4 years sure as shit didn't infringe on your gun rights. You've been brainwashed on stupid stuff so they can keep you complacent while they rob you of the important stuff.

No shit you guys mostly have one P4 scheduled. Credit to WVU for having two in multiple future seasons. The issue is that the Big 12 cannot afford to keep scheduling FCS teams while having only one or less P4 teams in the OOC. They're not going to get the benefit of the doubt the way the SEC does when it comes to the cupcake. They need to be boosting their resumes with the OOC talking points. It's natural we'd only be discussing the Big 12 here given the history for posters here, but everything I'm arguing is true also for the ACC. My hope is that the SEC gets served a giant shit sandwich this year and every year forward. The majority of the SEC fans are mouthbreathing rubes and the media fellatio given to the SEC has always been sickening. Texas showing up and mostly rolling through the "grind" should shut a lot of the nonsense up, but it hasn't. "They're all cannibalizing each other!" Sure. Or, most of the teams are mediocre and should not be getting the benefit of the doubt. Don't lose home games to Kentucky. Don't get blown out by OU. Maybe win the gimme against Arkansas or Vanderbilt or Florida.

They had to, but it's just embarrassing that Mack forced their hand.

Per Gerry on OTF Says a person he spoke with thinks Texas is a big big leader for Kellen Wiley. Hilson OV to A&M this weekend not certain according to some people around Hilson.

Blast from the past.

They hadn't gotten to the guns yet because they were personally performing sex change operations on school children.

I remember watching the game intently. Getting pissed immediately after it was over. Resolving that anger with the attitude of - well, they *needed* to win more than we did even after seeing all their aggyness on full display after we basically bent our knees for them... and then... I get a call from an aggy co-worker - Ag Grad + Corp Turd... "How did you like that shit!, HAHAHA t.u. got there asses beat, WHOOP!" or something very close to that... its been 25 years so. After that, no sympathy for the sheep fuckers. I will go to my grave knowing that these dipshits are nothing but a shitstain and an embarrassment to the state of Texas. Never have so many cheered and gotten so little in return. Suck my burnt orange balls, gomers.

More of this!

Kamala owns a gun. Trump isn't legally allowed to own a gun.

Umm?

Speaking of

Never seen this clip before. Hilarious

And the bolded wasn't an "oopsie". I think that's what you're getting at but it needs to be emphasized that Mack intentionally sabotaged University of Texas Football as he was leaving. You know, because he's a nice guy.

I can't bring myself to shit on Mack Brown after drinking myself through the end of Fred Akers-David McWilliams-John Mackovic era's and he resurrecting Texas football, but it's a fucking shame he had to be carried out in a pine box from both places instead of exiting as a legend.

Quinn has played good post Vandy. Anyone bitching needs to shut up. We get it you want to bitch about something because you hate your own miserable life or something. Just shut the fuck up and stop ruining 10-1 for people. Quinn was clearly injured in the 2nd half of Kentucky. We want Quinn to not be injured. This thread should be a lot of injury speculation and contingency planning conspiracies. Instead you fucking morons are rehashing stupid shit you've already said 50 times a lot of times with the same exact words in slightly different order. Quinn isn't playing like he did againat Georgia which is where a lot of ire came from. Go watch that game again you fucking bafoons.

Yes, you idiot. Biden did the best he could with a bad situation. He doesn't run Israel. True story. The Palestinians fucked up and gave a war criminal with a very powerful military the nearly complete support of his own people to go and exterminate them. It's the epitome of FAFO. What was Biden supposed to do, invade Israel to make them stop shelling Gaza? And by the way, Trump is gonna be worse than Biden for literally every person on the planet other than Trump and maybe Don, Jr. That's it. Trump doesn't even like most of his own family. And did you not hear the parade of pretty much everyone who's ever worked with Trump warning us about the dangers of him getting another term? No, of course you didn't. Why would you ever watch the news? You thought Trump would be better for Gaza than Biden? Oh you sweet, stupid summer child.

From Apr 2017. But he’ll only deport criminals this time. Because cognitive dissonance. Deport ‘em because they’re really stupid people. And we already have a surplus of that.

Elko?

He was never leaving UNC by choice. Just like Texas.

pretty good one this week.

Gilded age, dust bowl, rise of domestic fascism?

My son said some aggy corps dorks came up to West Point for a couple of weeks on some sort of “exchange program”. The real cadets were dragging the shit out of Fake Army nonstop. My son said that yes, he did in fact refer to them as “Fake Army” and “dork ass cult losers”.

The reason why everyone is talking about our schedule is because they talked so much shit that "when we came to the SEC we would be also rans and that it is such a meat grinder". Now they are pissed that we are running this mother fucker so the only way to save face is to say we played a pussy ass schedule. We beat Florida who beat Ole Miss and we didn't just beat them, we beat the brakes off them. We beat Vandy who beat Bama. We beat Kentucky who beat Freshwater. We would do the same to all these other clowns but of course they weren't on our schedule which is more a blessing for them than it is for us. So now the conversation shifts to "The SEC is down and now the BIG is where it's at". We should go hop in that motherfucker and big dick their conference too. No one wants to address the 900lb gorilla in the room. Even bitchass SEC Shorts barely talks about us, the strongest team in their conference. Everyone is clutching their pearls and hoping the dude standing in the middle of the room with no pants on and his big-ass dick dragging on the floor will just go away.

Fuck em. Deport them all. Day without A Mexican happened and no one gave a shit. Now fuck the world, burn baby burn. Team ashes

You actually read that??

Now he just needs to go to Tulane to complete the ultimate palindrome career of ascension and school firings.

And then ... they gave me directions from the parking lot, all the way TO THE STADIUM!!! Take that, Aggies!! 😂 😂 😂