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Dear aggies, You’ll always be little brother. 77-37-5. No arbitrary timeframes, just ownership. You assholes tried to blow up the Big 12 and then whined and blamed it on us. You assholes tried to derail our move to the SEC because you were desperately hoping we wouldn’t shine the light on your utter failure. You accomplished exactly jack shit in the years following Justin Tucker’s dagger into your hearts. You’ve spent the last two years touching yourselves at the thought of this game you screeched and cried to the SEC to get at Kyle even though it should have rightly been in Austin this year. You’ve run your mouths the whole season, as if you’ve won anything of consequence. We gifted you 3 times and you only got 7 points off of those gifts. You gave it your best shot and it’s this?! The only thing intimidating about Kyle Field is the halitosis from 100,000 screaming Aggies. Our history proves it’s not any tougher a place to play for us than it is for you. Almost a 15 year head start and y’all have yet to play for an SEC title. But here we are in year one. Poor aggies. Now shut. The fuck. Up.

@THUJONEis the GOAT

THEY TOLD US IT WAS A LINE OF SCRIMMAGE LEAGUE. AND WE TOOK THAT PERSONALLY. Seriously, the roster building under Sarkisian has been fucking fantastic. Tonight we dominated the trenches.

Good on him for making that clear.

Aggy misery. You love to see it.

Ehlinger jersey means a little bit more today (yes, I'm old, fat, bald, and don't know how to take a selfie)

I changed my shirt just before that big goal line stance! I know it's dark watching the game. Well, I look like shit 🤣

Big props to Trevor Goosby for filling in for Kelvin Banks and the offense not missing anything. That was huge

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PSA: Do not let this man anywhere near your stadium.

My oldest (no pics), final year at Texas, just found out she drew a ticket to the SEC championship game. Hook'em!

Defense was lights out! Hook’em! First year in SEC and we achieved what Aggie could never do. That was for Jake Ehlinger. 🤘🏼🤘🏼

T'vondre Sweat called it before the season. "We are gonna run it."

Y'all I just rewatched the fourth down play a thousand fucking times. My penis can only get so erect.

Ryan Tannehill to Jeff Fuller is STILL the last offensive score for A&M against Texas.

i regret that life has taken me away from getting to talk my shit on here this week, but please think of me and my eagle rare 17 slamming against the wall as our depleted secondary finally breaks and texas goes up two touchdowns late in the 4th quarter. i hate you all, and am so fucking glad this game is back. merry thanksgiving weekend.

Great win! Still scoreboard

Broughton, Collins, Gbenda, Taafe, all were questioned coming into the season. Happy for them and for the coaches developing talent

Fun fact, this is the largest crowd in A&M history to watch their offense score 0 points.

You’re going to have to be more specific here.

borderline erotic, gentlemen

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posted to Reddit; it's beautiful

Defense was fucking brilliant. PK might be the MVP of the season. They made aggy look pedestrian. Sark, I love you but take what they give you. You made this harder than it needed to be. Trust in Wisner. Learn from this and let’s kick Georgia’s ass.

Leading ag passer Q Ewers 1/1 93 yds 1 TD?

I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS: YOU ARE TEXAS TECH WITH A GOD COMPLEX. NOW GO FARM SOMETHING.

God damn I'm so fucking happy. What a great start to Saturday.

Their whole existence revolves around us. beat them and their world is destroyed. fact we better destroy them tonite. No excuses. losing is unacceptable and it is NOT an option

Kid balling out all season long.

They waited 13 years to score no offensive points on us.

It is exactly as funny as I imagined