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  1. Three weeks ago, an aggy I know said “sark to cowboys, ewers returning , and arch to portal. Book it”. Sent him the text he sent and asked how that turned out. His response ” Fuck tu”. Sums them up in a nutshell. Stupid, angry, insecure.
  2. The posters who cling to the notion that Sarkisian is UT’s Jimbo Fisher are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. I see them on Twitter as well, throwing out the canards of various stats that appear to show Fisher outperforming Thirteen Win Thteven through 4 years. I’m sure a few of them know better and just prefer to troll, but most of them really appear to be too stupid to grasp trajectories or all of the obvious gaps between the two regimes. By the end of year 4, the attrition and arrests and numerous other culture issues were starting see a lot of daylight. There’s none of that at Texas under Sarkisian. Similarly, because of the abject failure of their mercenary class of 2022, many of them really do seem to believe that the same thing will happen to other highly ranked classes to follow. They seem to be legitimately unable to see the obvious reality that that class is the fucking outlier. It was the most expensive bagged class of all time and they pulled those mercenaries into a culture rotting from the inside. The issues were so clear that we spoke of that class having issues there in real time. Their behavior shouldn’t surprise me, but it does. These are truly stupid people.
  3. Harris is a laconic yes-man who’s constantly more reactive than proactive. He’s bailed out by a HC who is something of a control-freak when it comes to roster management and oversees in great detail that issue on behalf of Harris - when he has the time. He’s also regularly bailed out by the NIL machine, even as he’s talked shit about it unwittingly to people involved with it. The latest experience with this guy was the program being flat-footed on transfer risk coming out of the Cotton Bowl. Everyone was left scrambling when over 30 guys came forward with demands Unacceptable. As SC alluded to, not everyone in the coach’s offices thinks he’s the cat’s meow as he’s frequently seen playing favorites. Finally, Harris himself is allegedly a leak to OB and probably passed those thoughts on himself in order to ensure it’s part of the dialogue. I don’t care about the playcalling and don’t see him giving it up, but he absolutely needs to hire a red zone assistant that he takes seriously. An older, former HC known for being great on that front would be awesome. Someone from the NFL maybe. He’s incompetent in the red zone and someone needs to call him on it if he doesn’t see that.
  4. Vivek Rama-Ramas-not-gonna-work-here-anymore.
  5. I hope they give PK his due. He’s earned it.
  6. “30 years of dry holes” sounds like my marriage.
  7. Were these people not alive from 2017-2020? How the fuck is ANY of this surprising to ANYONE?!?
  8. Wordle 1,310 X/6* 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #588 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. Wordle 1,310 3/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1091 5️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  10. Sunday puzzles. That was close. Tricksy wordle. Wordle 1,310 6/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1094 (19.01.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬆️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr 🙂 Daily Quordle 1091 5️⃣3️⃣ 7️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 #travle #767 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #588 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟪🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  11. Anyone saying this is just Texans fans bias has their eyes and ears shut. All non-Texans accounts above, literal internet consensus. Could post hundreds more. Props to our players who largely played down the refs in the postgame. A few called it out but most said it was theirs to win and couldn't get it done. Have to hit FGs, can't give up 8 sacks etc., but also played behind due to scores on drives that should not have ended with scores causing us to throw more against a team that got away with several defensive offsides etc. Tough situation for those guys, they stood on business. This is a really solid team.
  12. Thorpe Award is not our standard?
  13. Wordle 1,310 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1091 8️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Saturday puzzles. Never hit enter yesterday. They were saved in the editor. Wordle 1,309 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1093 (18.01.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr 🙂 Daily Quordle 1090 6️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #766 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #587 🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟪🟨🟩🟨
  15. Enraging Wordle 1,310 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #588 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟪🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1091 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. It's pretty simple: No agg tag = dumbass Agg tag = verified dumbass
  17. 9 points
    So this bill passed committee 50-0 after legislators got classified briefs. That’s MAGA, centrists, libs, and DSA. The challenge got absolutely wiped out by SCOTUS with not a single justice agreeing with TikTok. But we’re just going to hold off on enforcing the law cause POTUS and some voters don’t like it and want their CCP curated reels. I will repeat that Americans no longer deserve to have a country.
  18. Forty years ago in North Austin….
  19. Sent up on Saturday. I was about 4" under the third set (each set is about 48" from center of 4x6 to the next 4x6, although the top set rests above ground. But for simplicity, 4 ft per set). This is anprettynrocky layer. Got a good part of the bottom down to: I have a ladder, so I'll need to move it to get the whole bottom. As a reminder the inside dimensions are 30"x48", so the full hole is ~40" (30+3.5+3.5+1.5+1.5) by 58. Realistically I need space to to push threaded bolt down and tighten nuts, so I usually go down ~54 inches before I put in a new set of lumber. It seems quicker to jump up a set and pull up a bucket in 4 ft increments rather than use the hoist. I save the hoist for lowering and raise the hammer drill, as it's awkward to climb a ladder holding it. The handheld hammer drill is great, but it does struggle a bit when I get a shelf of solid rock. Next time I may use the full size jackhammer. The handheld is really great at embiggening the walls. I have a tendency to want to go deeper and then have to spend a trip or two getting the width right. The last 2-3" have been pretty hard. Usually it's partially calculated caliche (my heat guess I was a business major) where the rock comes apart fairly easily (resists a shivel, but a rock hammer splits easily). This layer had actual quatz: So prettty tough stuff. Mule is in shop for its first ever annual maintainance, so I didn't haul off the bigger rocks and gravel. Next time I'm up I've got a good dozen buckets of abiut 1/2 to 3/4 gravel that I'll spread out on "road" and another half dozen buckets of larger rocks I'll throw down a ravine. My aim is to build it up enough to drive the mule across. That's the property fence line, and my current path cuts down a hill. This route would be more gradual.
  20. Wordle 1,310 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Cheating. Brains only. Also, word bot didn’t get the answer. I’ve never seen that. Wordle 1,310 6/6* 🟨🟨🟨[emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Wordle 1,310 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Lucky Connections Puzzle #588 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  23. Wordle 1,310 X/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. Game could have got really ugly if not for Goff's outstanding mobility
  25. I would rather be in my home with no water and no power (this won’t be the case since this won’t be an ice event) than in a casino in Lake fucking Charles.
  26. christianity in this country is a sick fucking joke 🙄
  27. Wordle 1,310 6/6 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #767 +0 🟩🟩✅ https://travle.earth Daily #1071 1️⃣5️⃣⬛0️⃣5️⃣ 1️⃣6️⃣⬛1️⃣9️⃣ 1️⃣7️⃣⬛0️⃣4️⃣ 1️⃣0️⃣⬛1️⃣4️⃣ 1️⃣3️⃣⬛1️⃣2️⃣ 2️⃣0️⃣⬛1️⃣1️⃣ 0️⃣7️⃣⬛0️⃣6️⃣ 0️⃣8️⃣⬛1️⃣8️⃣ sedecordle.com #sedecordle
  28. Wordle 1,310 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1091 9️⃣3️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  29. He still sucks. I believe pk got a raise last year. Choice needs some serious attention though. I think he’s still the lowest paid coach on staff, and now brand Harris is on his ballpark.
  30. What an incredibly insightful comment. Thank you for that.
  31. I met a kind lady at the SEC Championship. We were seated together, as we'd both gotten our tickets through the Longhorn Foundation. We got to chatting, and exchanged contact info. I always take button with my father's face (my dad passed away in 2023) to games to continue our "tradition" of going to/watching games together. She noticed, and we talked about him. I attended the Peach Bowl, and was pleased we were once again seated together. I had to coach her through the game (lol), and explain our path to victory against Arizona State. She took the photos of me sobbing after. 😂 Neither of us got tickets through LHF for the Cotton Bowl, but were obviously going to find a way to attend anyway. She asked if i had any pictures of Daddy and me....I didn't think anything of it. She asked where I was sitting. And brought me this. The day before his birthday. So he could see better. 🥹 It was so nice for a moment to not have to be the "strong and resilient" one who takes care of every one else and just be the girl who misses her Daddy. To receive comfort without expectation of something in return. There IS still kindness in the world. There ARE still good people out there. And I'm so grateful to her for this beautiful gesture. 💙🤘🏾
  32. these people are fucking nuts ....
  33. I am super pissed at Elon for making space exploration cringe and lame. I‘m a huge advocate for manned space flight and trying to get to Mars. It’s there, we can learn a lot, and civilizations need to be busy doing big and bold things. This colonization shit needs to stop. Earth is our home and the only one we are going to get.
  34. Imagine being in a Super Bowl to have the chance to blow a 4 score lead
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