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  1. Frank Sinatra calling a group of kids Nazis with a grin on his face goes fucking hard. And judging by how quickly Frank went to calling those kids Nazis for pretty milquetoast religious bigotry in tyool 2025, we should've been calling these people Nazis way sooner than we did.
  2. Here's some Lainie Fritz to commemorate the occasion. For those that don't know she is Willie's rude daughter and was formerly a Houston Channel 2 sports reporter
  3. I take solace that A&M rolls Miami with weigman Prolly King too
  4. last college football saturday until next season ....
  5. Goddamn, 10 wins for Fritz in year two
  6. Most bowl games today have been 10x better than 1st round CFP games
  7. Montgomery Co gonna Montgomery Co
  8. He might have gotten more conservative in his older years, as is the fashion of the olds, but he was one of first celebrities to fight segregation in the 50s and 60s.
  9. Obligatory *they s'posed to be SEC*
  10. Did that sideline reporter just say, "Cliche after cliche," after interviewing Weigman? Yeah, it's true, but what a dick.
  11. I know it's the Onion but I still felt the need to check the Parks' website just to be sure..
  12. Hilarious how they have to fellate Trump even in a letter to someone else.
  13. Our backfield of Baugh and Hawkins would put up numbers if we can get an average O-Line
  14. Yes. Make America Good Again.
  15. You seem like a giant gaping pussy.
  16. I really like Caleb Hawkins. Reminds me a lot of Johnathon Brooks. Don't know that he's planning to leave NT, but I'd be highly gruntled with him as one of our RB pickups.
  17. Largest oil reserves in the world: Venezuela Largest oil producer in Africa: Nigeria One of the largest undeveloped rare earth mineral deposits outside China: Greenland hmmm ...
  18. This kind of shit from our fanbase wears me out. Sark took over a lost program and since we've been to 2 semis and should have been in the playoffs this year but for a committee that doesn't understand math or probability (outside of counting losses). There aren't 5 programs in the country that have had a better 3 year run and probably just OSU and UGA (and I fully expect one of them to win it again). I don't know if Sark will take the next step or not (it's a really hard step to take) but cry me a fucking river acting like it's been so god awful with "Sark running the show". Amazing how many people have forgotten what 14 years of garbage looked like.
  19. FWIW I was speaking to a member of our coaching staff this morning and they said Wisner was shown an early preview of the Surly site rework and you could just see in that moment him making his decision to leave Austin.
  20. No, he didn't, per his actions
  21. Lololol i thought the same thing
  22. That was fun. Now more beef rib milf, please.
  23. 1 point
    Making final preparations. Not too much left to do. Wife is helping preside at the 4:00 service, we’re all attending the 6:00 service tonight, I’ll be the reader for the passage from Matthew. Both kids are here. They couldn’t come home last year; the boy was stuck in Germany with visa challenges due to the backlog of applicants from the war. Yeah, our kid couldn’t come home “because of the war.” Odd phrase to be saying, but there we are. And it turned out to be our last Christmas with my father, who was gone a month later. So, we’re still digging through generations worth of their stuff. 1944. Probably somewhere in France. My grandfather spent a very cold Christmas tending to the P-47s of his unit, hoping they could get in the air to provide some much-needed air support to the troops on the ground holding off the German counteroffensive at the Bulge. A ranching man from deep South Texas, at war in Europe. A few months later, he would cross the Rhine at Worms. Today, his great-grand daughter lives and studies near the banks of the Rhine, downstream at Bonn. The world keeps turning, taking us to places, then back again. Some Christmases are peaceful reveries with family. Some are bitterly cold, in a tent (or worse), unsure of how a war will end. I’m not sure what to do with that truth. I’m glad grandpa Ted came home, and raised my mother, who had just been born in January of that year. I’m glad that our family has gone back to Germany, making friends, and a future. I don’t know what next Christmas will be like. But we have this one, right in front of us. I hope you can spend it with people you love. I hope your tent is warm, wherever it may be.
  24. Imagine leaving Texas for BYU? LL was a decent LB. He made a few plays. Did he jump off the stat sheet? Did he make game changing plays? Was he All SEC? He has moved on and I wish him the best in the Big XII where he will probably be a star. He was never going to be that guy for us Was Wisner that dude? Where was he against Ohio State last season? What about this season? I will always appreciate Tre for his big games against OU and A&M. Is he worth what he wants? No. I wish him well People come and people go. The better your organization is, the higher the standards. Some players think they are bigger than the team and they aren’t. I for one like the ruthless nature of sitting down and letting players leave. Once they started getting paid, they became pros. If their feelings get hurt by that, go work as a greeter at a Walmart or join the chess team. You have to improve. If you can’t meet the standards and what it takes, there’s the door.
  25. I too have relatives who never turn the fucking TV off.
  26. it’s like when you think democracy is down and out, and then democracy suddenly sees a Farrah Fawcett poster!
  27. Every accusation is a confession
  28. We’ve had our longest cold spell for at least 3 or 4 years. Has been below -30 for three weeks. Has been below -40 for the past 5 days, bottoming out at -49. It don’t make a shit, Magnum is still running to the cabin.
  29. This dude is part monk. Sooooo patient as the kids just kept burying him in leaves.
  30. Friend’s wife decides to take their dog for a quick walk before they leave town. Then decides it is ok to let him off leash near the neighborhood pond full of ducks…. two straight hours later…. he came out when he got tired
  31. We said goodbye to my pup, Ranger, Friday night after 14 wonderful years. I can’t find the words that are sufficient enough to describe this glorious pup and the pain of his loss, but I’m sure most of us understand the sentiment I’m searching for here. Aside from being generally awesome, I must say he was also a damn handsome dog. Couldn’t take him in public without at least one person, often more, commenting on or asking about him. And I’m not just talking about pedestrians. On our daily walks, at least one person would slow down/stop and ask from their car. During the last snowpocolypse, Ranger was solely responsible for delaying neighborhood power restoration for a good 10 minutes as a work crew paused to play with him. This included the guy in the bucket who hurriedly lowered himself down shouting “hang on! I want to pet him!” Even his last day with us, someone stopped their car to praise him. He never lost his charm. I always thought that’s what it must be like to have movie star looks. Lord knows, I wouldn’t know any other way. He was gentle with kids and family and fiercely protective when he felt the need. Which was more often than not directed at Halloween inflatables, the occasional coyote we might encounter, and anyone who dared knock on the door. He relished in checking the mail and his size intimidated door to door salespeople enough to cut short any sales pitch. He was all these things and so, so very much more. We loved him so. ETA Many thanks to Aggys and Sooners for doing their part to ease the pain. It was much appreciated.
  32. Ollie should work for the post office, because no bad weather will keep him from his appointed rounds. job done
  33. We found his antlers with the Christmas decorations. Still got it!
  34. We let Buddy go this afternoon. He died in my arms in the park at 2:47pm. This wasn't just my dog. He was my friend. I cherished every last minute with him and am so grateful for his life. I was living with my parents in 2016 outside of Mineola, Tx. The highway intersection near their land was a common area for people to abandon their dogs. One day we were looking out the front door and saw this little guy coming up the driveway and headed to the barn. My mom started putting food out and every day moved his bowl a little closer to the front porch. He was ours from that time on. My mom passed away in 2021 and I promised I would take him after she was gone. He never barked or made much noise. All he wanted was to eat, sleep, go outside, and occasionally go to the park. But most of all he was there watching his Longhorns every step of the way with the occasional half time nap. I will miss you the rest of my days.
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