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  1. If this asshole is wrong again, I vote that we riot and show up at his house around 10pm tonight in fucking Conroe and blare airhorns by his toddlers' windows. Just do mean shit to defenseless, tiny humans in order to teach Temu Tom Herman a life lesson.
  2. I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart. What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports. I share this opinion.
  3. That’s impossible. The yearning in my heart for the two Michigan lineman that I’d never heard of until five days ago leaves a void that can never be filled.
  4. Oh good this has now become the 30th offshoot of the ‘This is who Steve Sarkisian is’ thread. Can we have immamac sequester Nicole’s blathering to the football board?
  5. Pretty sure Techportalinsights forecasted Coleman to Tech over what was said to be the greatest steak dinner in history. But that was after aggyportalinsights forecasted Coleman to A&M following Coleman's visit to Reveille's gravesite where he broke down in tears and tore his clothes and vowed revenge.
  6. I see we didn’t build that fence around the This is who Steve Sarkisian is thread when we had the chance….
  7. I’m so ready to believe everything an agent says. Can’t wait.
  8. You are never going to believe who else built two semi-finals teams
  9. You should probably step back from the ledge instead of constantly insulting your user base. Idk that’s just me though.
  10. Both of those players are safeties. The LB was from Wisconsin. Uluave is currently visiting us. Re: Smothers
  11. Maybe there’s another thread where you guys can write your masturbatory fantasies about Brandon Harris, Trey Owen’s agent, and palace intrigue at Belmont. This is the thread where we write our masturbatory fantasies about the transfer portal and all the cool shit we’re getting from it.
  12. It's been about two hours and you were exactly right. If this thread keeps delivering the great vibes like it has for the past two hours, I'll continue the "very fun weekend" by smashing my dick with a hammer
  13. I'm being intentionally vague, @RGBIII and I are lining up a whole fuckton of agents to talk to about this in the May/June timeframe when all the dust has settled a bit. Stroh was one if the guys repped. Stroh is getting paid. I think some of you need to understand that with revshare being at every P5 school the math has dramatically changed for people. You want to make fun of Trey Owens for going to Arkansas State, but he's gonna make well into 6 figures and probably more than most of you make with your "big boy" jobs next season. I get the humor of calling everyone a JAG or saying shit like go be fat somewhere else etc, but it's real that these guys are making a bunch of money and are D1 level college athletes. What we were trying to get started with a baseline for the rosters is a real thing now with revshare.
  14. ARE WE GETTING THE MICHIGAN OLINEMEN. FAGET?!?!
  15. We had him. His name was Billy Glascock. Just helped Ole Miss build a semi-final team and best team (success wise) in school history
  16. I’d probably lose any and all respect for anyone who willingly gives Bowels ammo to incinerate Texas. Don’t give him material for clicks
  17. So far, this fireworks show kinda blows
  18. @RGBIII ITS BEEN MOST OF A SATURDAY… IM ON CALL, I CANT DRIVE BACK TO CONROE TO SHIT ON YOUR PORCH. Do you have Monday open?
  19. You are fucking retarded. I'm so over this thread it's impressive that some of you continue to function in society.
  20. He’s 19 or 20. Getting paid low six figures to live anywhere for 2 semesters would be the tits.
  21. IT A source yesterday afternoon said he thinks both Kaliq Lockett and Daylan McCutcheon will stay. It’s harder to get talented young players to see the big picture, but I think these two are understanding it.
  22. As a Junior (2024) Earned Master of Science in Global Retailing in December 2024 Fall Academic All-Big 12 Conference Played 11 games on the line, starting nine games - all at left tackle 81.8 pass-block grade (PFF) ranked second on team 480 snaps played including 479 at left tackle Just one sack allowed in 227 opportunities No pressures allowed in seven of first nine games No hurries allowed in eight of 11 games 90.0 pass-block grade at Kansas (Oct. 19) – no hurries in 33 chances
  23. I wouldn’t wish cancer on anyone, but some of you guys are making a compelling argument for me to consider it.
  24. TLDR: “Just get in your knees, peasants, and maybe we’ll let you live.” You are the most un-American piece of shit to ever post here. I kneel to no man, I bow to no king. I am an American. I’ll die in my feet, I will not live on my knees. My grandfather took a fucking ship across the ocean and carried an M-1 to stand against these fuckers. The least we can do - what we MUST do - is exercise our rights as free Americans, the actual sovereigns who run this country. By kneeling to brownshirts, you hand your country over to them. If you are so weak as to do that, then go someplace where it’s the dominant ethos. Putin needs more Russian meat, go there.
  25. Bobby - NC State transfer running Hollywood Smothers is on campus in Austin currently. - Pitt linebacker Rasheem Biles is also expected on campus today. - Yale OL Mikey Bennett remains on campus from his visit that began yesterday. - Some folks have asked about the running back situation with Smothers visiting Austin today. Here’s what I’ve learned: RB Christian Clark has agreed to a new deal with Texas but the new deal is not signed. RB Raleek Brown has signed with Texas
  26. I agree, but this thread will have long killed me before 10pm
  27. I just got back from a protest here in Kingwood. About 150 people showed up. 90% of the reactions we got from passing cars were honks and thumbs up. 10% were thumbs down or middle fingers. One guy tried to roll coal and got pulled over by HPD. Other than the fact that the crowd was definitely on the older side (I'd guess 75%+ were older than me aand I'm 55), it was a pretty good turnout considering it was all planned within the last 48 hours.
  28. It’s clear that GM is now the second most important role in the entire program. It would frankly be inexcusable for a program of our caliber to not engage in a nationwide search to find the most competent person for the job. There might have been a time when “GM” was simply a cushy title for someone more like a chief of staff to the head coach, but those days are gone.
  29. You're a good poster and I know we're on the same side, but I think this election punditry brain is unhelpful. The state of Minnesota is under targeted attack by the government. Americans are being terrorized and federal funding is being cut off at the instruction of the Trump administration. Lives are in danger. "This won't be a good look" ? They don't care, and they 're not gonna stop. Things are moving incredibly fast. We've got to take right now way more seriously.
  30. 14 points
    this is me... but im not really finding it that difficult bc i've prioritized avoidance lol mom passed in 2019 and i'll say it... i'm grateful, not that she's gone, but that i do not have to witness and she does not have to suffer what i am 100% sure would have happened to her during this entire decade, from covid on 😕 extended family is big and a mix of rural east Texas simple folk and UT/aggy grads with deep financial and political ties...all 'conservative'/maga. we've only seen each other at weddings and funerals for a couple decades, i will not be surprised once dad (78) and my last surviving aunt (90) are gone if we never see any of them again. they are not, as they say, my people, and i've never lost any sleep over it and neither have they lol. ngl, leaving Texas made avoidance a thousand times easier. and my algorithm is pretty void of any politics - animals, music, nature, cooking, and GRWMs bc they're fun, shut up. really... it's just my dad 💔 i do think he's wrestling with his amygdala. he's become very involved in local philanthropy and the past year has been eye-opening for him, he's unironically talked about it 🙄. he has said outright he does not like Trump. but...he voted for him, almost certainly all three times. give him a few drinks and the ugly starts coming out. and he still shares god awful shit on fb which i just chose to ignore. but our family is very small, and in general he's outnumbered 4 to 1, and we are also all he has, so for the most part we all manage to just avoid topic(s). and i personally do not drink with him, ever. we all just have to make the call. some of y'all with larger families and kids and whatnot, y'all have a lot more on the line and i really feel for you. i've had a loving but conflicted relationship with both parents since my youth. i'm not afraid to confront directly when pushed, and i'm not particularly sentimental which helps. also, no kids is the best decision i've ever made.
  31. Mentioned this guy a while back, probably Auburn bound, but hopefully we reach out.
  32. Also, one of the orders she got screamed at her was to move her car. Which she tried to do right before she was shot in the face three times.
  33. Harris still has a job, which means he's probably doing more or less what Sark wants him to do, even if that hurts the feelings of some agents
  34. I spoke with @immamac briefly last night and IIRC I believe that one of them represented Stroh LOL
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