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  1. Yeah, you'll be lurking all week. Listen up. I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak. Your defense is ass. We're unbeaten at home. Etc. But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were. The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU. You are not a big deal. You are Texas Tech with a god complex. And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. Everyone. The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay. Yes, it is. And you know it. It's cool to be gay now, guys. Just let it out. It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore. Good luck in the game. Even if you win, it doesn't change anything. You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize. And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you. Good day.
    13 points
  2. Yeah, well fuck you Mitch. You had your chance to rid us of this shithead permanently and cared too much about your precious majority to do it. You are forever stained you shitty son of a bitch.
    8 points
  3. In 2011, aggy was 100% going to win the "last ever" matchup against us. They probably already had the shirts printed and then it was 27-25 Last year, aggy was going to "welcome" us to the SEC and show us how much more badass they had become from a decade of getting their ass kicked in the SEC. Had the shirts printed, then it was 17-7 Now, aggy is printing Elko sized shirts just knowing they are going to come to Austin and run all over us. Fuck them, they are about to be reminded where they belong aggy should be pitied, maybe even studied. But never taken seriously.....
    7 points
  4. Agreed. Talk your shit. Look, Arch was lost early in the season. Like shockingly so. We can all admit that. The UTEP game was straight up horrific. I expected him to be much more ready entering the season, and I was wrong. But he has improved steadily since the UTEP game, to the point where right now it's obvious he's the best player on our offense. The game has slowed down for him. Still lots to work on, but he's legitimately a very good college QB now. But the panty twisting by people wanting Caldwell to start or calling Arch a nepo baby need to be called out. Just a bunch of recency bias hysterics that couldn't see the big picture. Amateur bullshit. Do better.
    6 points
  5. Im holding a 6 day seance for this dude
    6 points
  6. The Coen brothers might be a little too sophisticated for us. I'm thinking the Farrelly brothers might be a better fit ...
    5 points
  7. 5 points
  8. Saying shit like this with zero proof about a person you have never met is so irresponsible. You are a terrible person.
    5 points
  9. This shit will never not be hilarious
    5 points
  10. We're sending Russian documents via air drop pamphlets to Venezuela to tell them to bomb Ukraine, but they were delivered to Mexico by mistake. Gosh, pay attention.
    4 points
  11. Arch Manning: 2,765 yds, 31 total TDs, 7 Ints (2 wins vs. top 10) Marcel Reed: 2,752 Yds, 28 total TDs, 8 Ints (1 win vs. top 10) Julian Sayin: 2,832 yds, 27 tds, 4 Ints (1 win vs. top 10) Fernando Mendoza: 2,940 yds, 30 TDs, 5 Ints (2 wins vs. Top 10) Gunner Stockton: 2,464 yds, 27 total Tds, 3 Ints (2 wins vs. Top 10) NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE THE #1 PICK !!! - surly football experts
    4 points
  12. Got home a bit ago. After making a pit stop in east atx to see my sister. Checking in from behind the band. Even when arky made it close I never felt for a second we wouldn’t dog walk em. And we did. Play like that next week and Tighten up a bit on defense and we’ll take down aggy. But I want Sark to succeed for UT. But if he’s not it I swear to god actually go big fish hunting. On to hate aggy week.
    4 points
  13. Sark seemed exactly the same in his post-game press conference as he has in any one I've ever seen him do. He sounded the same when he was on the radio with Craig Way and mentioned his wife makes a great side for Thanksgiving that he's looking forward to eating. He'll be the same on Monday when he has his press conference. You guys are yet again reading way too much into something.
    4 points
  14. When about top 10 Vanderbilt? Arch has been really good for a month straight. And he isn't why we lost in Athens.
    4 points
  15. I have no dick to swing, no balls to drag over anyone’s faces, but if I had a dick I would tell all the Arch haters in the world to suck it. He has the kind of game today that if he were on Blow U or on Georgia or OSU or Bama the announcers would be drooling all over it. I ain’t talking about y’all. He has faced ridiculous amounts of scrutiny since he decided to come here. And every 5 mins since he signed there have been stories about “will he portal?” Like the media and everyone else just wanted him to leave here. And he stayed. Hes mentally tough. Brushed all the shit off. Didn’t let him get to him. We have all this crazy shit happening behind the scenes (allegedly 😉) with our HC and he’s balling like a mofo. Happy for him. Cant wait to watch him ball out in Burnt Orange next year and drag his nuts all over the SEC while Finebaum whines like a bitch. Hope we can fix the RB shit and Oline. how many QBs could be successful behind that line on a learning curve with a worse than anemic running game? It’s crazy to me. Most teams win games if they have 100 yds rushing. We struggle to even get that in a couple of games combined. carry on! Happy Early Thanksgiving. Arch is HIM. I ain’t bitching about y’all for fair criticism of his bad games and throws and such. Just imagine if he had had a competent OLine and a running game and sark had figured out (ahem) before the Florida game instead of the 4th quarter of Mississippi State game how to effectively use him. Oh well. He’s gonna be a beast next year. Hook’em 🤘🏼 carry on!
    4 points
  16. QB1 is also WR1 Don’t tell L’Oréal
    4 points
  17. My self-destructive behavior always brings me back here
    3 points
  18. The air drop hit a familiar snag when the administration called Aeropostale to have them do it.
    3 points
  19. I still truly lol every time in the scene. I know it’s coming. It’s just that damn funny
    3 points
  20. Jesus. Don’t be a pussy. If we don’t get in the playoffs it’s not because we lost Ohio State by 7. It’s because we lost to Florida and got fucking embarrassed by Georgia. If you’d rather be playing teams like Samford, there’s a team down the road you might like to align with. The solution isn’t to dumb down the schedule, it’s to get better. We played Michigan last year and Alabama out of conference the year before and it worked out just fine for us in a more selective playoff. Ohio State opened their season against the number one team in the nation and it has worked out just fine for them. The fact that we had a down year this season isn’t an indictment on the whole philosophy of playing hard teams.
    3 points
  21. Trump’s Ukraine Peace Plan Would Grant Key Russian Demands
    3 points
  22. 1. ETA: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 ...
    3 points
  23. Could be, but was it over when Germany bombed Pearl Harbor?
    3 points
  24. Yoga pants. Lots and lots of yoga pants. Can’t really fault him for that. I mean, we’ve all been there. Even @SHOOTER12, probably.
    3 points
  25. our government is being run by clueless chucklefucks.
    3 points
  26. Well I guess I need to post this one here too @immamac. Looks like a blast, I look forward to joining you idiots one of these days.
    3 points
  27. I do think we should fire Akina and make Mack leave Austin with him.
    3 points
  28. Yeah I'm a fan. I hope he runs for Pres some day.
    3 points
  29. Whatever. You read all that and judge them. I see some real can-do spirit. These are exactly the kind of go-getters I want on my EM-50 project.
    3 points
  30. This call is so bad it’s making national news. Apparently the ref did not rule it a fumble, he somehow believed the ball never touched the ground. https://www.usatodayhss.com/story/sports/high-school/football/2025/11/22/texas-high-school-football-boerne-champion-touchdown-call/87419855007/
    2 points
  31. From a few years back, before their Appalachia St. loss. Or pick any of them before and since then... Texas A&M's Yell Leaders Are The Cringiest Tradition In College Football Take this past weekend for example. Prior to the App State game, which A&M lost, Yell Leader Zac cracked some jokes about the 'Neers while pacing back and forth in front of fans in the stands. It is so incredibly uncomfortable that you can feel the cringe in your bones. Zac Cross '23 opened his attempt to diss the Aggies' opponent by saying he had to Google App State. That's a shame, because any true college football fan is very familiar with the program. Especially after its famous upset over Michigan. He then proceeds to joke that Appalachia is not a state, despite the school's name. It wasn't funny. And then Cross went on to call App State a "hillbilly college." He does so while wearing overalls at an Agricultural school in College Station, Texas. Think about the irony there for a second. From there, Cross jokes that the football team can't read the name on their jerseys or read a map. This is especially funny because App State's high school GPA requirement for admission into the school is higher than that of Texas A&M's. Oops!
    2 points
  32. gonna take a leap and guess that he’s your SEC OPOTW.
    2 points
  33. Fuck all that. We’re gonna fuck them up. Good luck getting out alive you fake army sheep fucking jar jizzing boy blowing tower collapsing pussies.
    2 points
  34. Guy has 6 tds today and the same two guys are still riding him
    2 points
  35. no you’re right, we should have benched him back before the ou game. that would have been a good idea. lol. i was wrong. feel free to copy/paste that ^^^ if you’re still having trouble typing it out yourself.
    2 points
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