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  1. You can blame Harris directly for having several meetings in which he is the only staff representation and he walked out thinking the player was good to go, and the player walked out thinking they’d been given an exit interview and then submitted paperwork for the portal. A recent example is Bo Barnes. Plenty of others. I have met with and spoken to Harris directly. He is an unimpressive buffoon who thinks he’s really smart. He’s not well-liked among players or staff and he’s at Texas because he’s zero threat to Sarkisian’s agenda except when accidentally and actively fucking it up. When people on this board, usually after signing periods and portal periods when the dust settles and Texas has done well, rush to give Harris praise and passive aggressively make comments about doubters and haters questioning him or Sarkisian, all they’re doing is telling the rest of us that they are know-nothing dunces. And yes, Sarkisian was happy to see Glasscock go and he’s become one of the best in the entire country. Kiffin, asshole and sociopath that he is, doesn’t give one shit about being questioned by his staff. The right answer wins for him, that’s it. I expect him to do well at LSU accordingly.
  2. Allegrio supposedly makes his decision today. Ohio State feels really good about it. Brown is on campus and could announce something today if it is good news. Bad news would be heading home "with a lot to think about". Ulauvoavoau is on campus today, expect Texas to give him "a lot to think about". New OL targets will be announced and discussed right here! Bo Jackson may enter the portal, leaving Ohio State. He wants a big new deal and they're balking. Sound familiar? That dude is better than Clark, Wisner, whomever at Texas other than potentially Cooper. Everyone is going through this near the top of the sport. There are a bunch of good Safeties out there, so traction there might be a thing. I'm sure Cam Coleman "has a lot to think about" with Tech allegedly offering to double the Texas number. I'm writing him off. Anywho ...
  3. Have we really descended so far into denial that they want us to believe college kids - even football players making 6 and 7 figures - do not care about half a million dollars? yikes - OTF is really struggling.
  4. I woke up this morning angrier about this than yesterday. Doesn't help to see Vance continue to double down on this all being Renee Good's fault. Also, I don't think Dems should call ICE a terrorist organization. I think they should talk about abolishing it. No more name calling, promise action.
  5. FIFY Not sure what that means? Base salary 840k Then again look at Cam Coleman. He's good college WR. What's he getting offered? 3M? 5M? Jaxon Smith Njigba leading NFL WR 24 years old. Made $2,715,996 this year. This shit is definitely out of hand.
  6. great nicole is here, this thread keeps getting better
  7. What I wouldn't do for a Parker Braun or Calvin Anderson to walk through those doors...
  8. This season, almost 40% of the entire FBS rosters have entered the portal. Nothing close to that has been the case in the past. We're seeing many more entrants than WRs, QBs, a few mercenaries and a bunch of spares. If a program is not using the talent available in the portal to enrich their program, the odds are that their roster is being used to enrich others.
  9. Hidden footage of Flood escorting that Wyoming OL back to Bergstrom. Lying sack of shit. 6’4” my ass. Stop wasting our time!!
  10. Brown is fantastic at avoiding multiple tacklers behind the LOS. Great fit with this O-line.
  11. We offered an OL $1.6 million - double the base salary of a 2nd round draft pick. We're anything but lowballing players.
  12. The OL guys we got coming in earned a 00.00 pass blocking grade and 00.00 run blocking grade last season, per PFF.
  13. Camping in Torres del Paine NP the last couple nights. Sleeping in the back of a rental Subaru. Not a bad campsite view. I had to abort a hike when the wind gusts got up to 50+ mph. This morning I'm driving to the southern most tip of Chile. The literal end of the road.
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  16. I'm personally considering this guy right here the stalking horse for our OL class. An FCS stud with good pedigree, good technique, and good stats. The odds that he embarrasses himself at the next level are very low. He was not a risk to return to NDSU. I assume we could have outbid Michigan State without an issue. And we never gave him the time of day. If we do not end up with at least 2, preferably 3 transfer OL takes better than this guy, IMO we as fans have every right to be fucking pissed.
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  20. Wordle 1,664 3/6* 🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #942 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Not a fan of today’s puzzle
  21. This is a touchy subject at the moment, but what do you think of the Shipley situation? I would rather he recovers, but knowing he and his family are big magas and support the death and destruction of people who aren't like them makes me not give too much of a shit. And the incessant religious nonsense his family throws out in every update on that thread made me just step away from reading it. I understand it's a crutch that these types of people lean on but damn, say it once and move on. It rings so hollow knowing the atrocities these people support. A decade ago I'd be all in this guy's corner, religious dumbassery aside. Another example for me of trump showing me who some of my fellow Americans/Texans/Longhorns truly are. Such a shame.
  22. It’s amazing that Stroh wasn’t even mentioned until about mid August when he suddenly was looking really good from practice reports. Flood should have been fired in mid August. A nice, but jaggy jag suddenly shows signs of life in mid August of his redshirt junior year? Are you fucking kidding me? You fucked up the OL room so badly that you had to grab some red-headed blocking pylon from the back of the line and throw him into the starting lineup a couple of weeks before the start of the season? How were we ever ranked preseason #1 with that worthless piece of shit coaching our OL in front of a first year starter at QB? Flood sucks ass.
  23. You still can't convince me part of the problem wasn't Mack showing back up and making himself at home again. Someone needs to get him a hobby outside of the state, one in which he doesn't have the ability to go around and meddle in the business of Texas football. I mean, respect for the championship, but coming back to ride the coat tails last year, and sticking around... brought bad mojo. 🤘🏾
  24. Lol. You wouldn’t know them anyway, they’re from Canada.
  25. This country and the world in general are much worse off because of people like you.
  26. OTF says the Wisconsin IOL is Indiana bound.
  27. Hell yeah, the hero we need. Victory though talking shit.
  28. man I really misunderstood what they meant by “Texas is going all in”… I didn’t know it meant all of our players were going into the portal but in hindsight it makes sense.
  29. Take this fwiw. I’ve been talking with a guy who is good personal friends with people in the middle of the current Texas sh*tshow. There has been a belief that Texas’ roster overall isn’t good enough to compete with a few other programs (which is obviously true; we’ve all seen that). So in their efforts to remake the roster, they’ve been pretty aggressive and it’s domino’ing a bit to guys they don’t want to lose. They are doing their best to get those guys back, such as Williams. And for whatever reason, they still seem fairly positive about their ability to improve the roster more broadly. They don’t seem to be panicked. So that means either they have a lot of moving parts not visible, or they are so incompetent they still can’t see the mess emerging. Edit: or as my friend pointed out to me, they may just be giving him bs.
  30. Spring Break SPI and Matamores, Mexico 86-89 on the blanket, shout out Yo! /csb alert Add in overnight bus trip to the Louisiana casinos leaving from San Antonio, circa mid 90s, to a truck stop East of Houston where the bus driver froze our monkeyasses out with the A/C set on super high. Somehow, someway, there was a stack of these blankets for sale at the door at said truck stop for less than $10 American upon our arrival. Said stack was depleted upon our departure and Al is more than certain the next bus through had a fresh stack awaiting. Cheers to bus driver Mario and his broken Eeengrish if he, for sure, pulled in a commission on this scam. Somehow, someway, the A/C failed to operate properly on the way back to San Antonio and he, Mario the bus driver, positively managed to recoup the extra gas he used frosting all the degenerate gamblers into blanket purchases to about face 180 defrost the entire bus by giving them swamp ass and paid for blanket keepsake souvenirs before arriving back in San Antonio. Al can’t imagine how many of those blankets stayed on the bus after our arrival, but Al is more than certain those left behind, somehow, someway, found their way back to that truck stop East of Houston. Like the swallows of Capistrano or the King Salmon of the Copper River, the circle of life somehow, someway, always return to their origine, these cheap ass woven blankets are no exception. It’s the circle of life folks, Lion King out front should have told ya. Also, cheers to Mario the bus driver for stopping the bus on busy and dangerous East bound shoulder of I-10 to make sure the baffroom at the back of the bus had enough keemicals n dee toilet so those if of us in the cheap seats could bref without gagging. Mario the bus driver, to this day I appreciate your driving ambition and dedication to the freeze and defrost game transporting those of us who were too broke drive ourselves to Louisiana casinos back in the 90’s. This ends Al’s contribution to the /csb portion of our program for this evening.
  31. "This country and the world in general are much worse off because of people like you." MAGA is a cancer. They will intentionally crater their own standard of living as long they believe their political enemies' standard of living will crater further. Then, despite being successful in this, they'll whine about being "left behind and forgotten" and never learn a goddamn thing.
  32. "Bo Barnes has decided to remove his name from the transfer portal....."
  33. Guy didn't want money or snaps just wanted to have a good hang with Boom
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