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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/04/26 in Posts

  1. 44 points
    So I came home from a trip today and find an anonymous gift on my doorstep. I had one of my kids open it in case one of my enemies was trying to take me out. Luckily, all clear. Instead, photos attached of what is undoubtedly a @HenryJames special. Strong work. It’s going to be worth a fortune some day.
  2. Well, just in case folks aren’t getting it, and I don’t think folks really are, here’s one for you. The scouts really liked the King guy from Wyoming. Thought he’d be a good scheme fit and had great technique. So he gets in the portal and his first visit he’s invited to is Texas. The guy shows up for the visit and Flood immediately nixes him as a candidate for a scholarship. Not big enough. I, for one, wholeheartedly trust Flood at this point to crush his evaluations through the eye test versus the work the scouting team has put in watching hundreds of hours of tape over the past few months. Woo woo!!! Wooooo!!
  3. 29 points
    I don’t blame Jaggy for asking for what he thinks he’s worth. I don’t blame Texas for making a firm offer that he could take and standing on it. I don’t blame Jaggy for deciding he’d rather try on the open market. I don’t blame Texas for letting him walk. That said, Jaggy McJaggerson can go get fucked and never make it out of obscurity for turning this into a victimhood, clubhouse lawyer play. He attempted to politic for his buddies to go in and take a stand for him to get what he thought he was due. He then went to the press and known writers who salivate over the opportunity to paint any blue blood as an evil machine. Then he cozies up with OU? Yeah, fuck you, dipshit. Go drop passes and be a wealthy redneck wannabe somewhere else.
  4. Banks is the cfb portal version of Napoleon, hurredly executing his campaign so he can return to his beloved Josephine (Pole Assassin.)
  5. I saw a video of the new Arkansas coach when he arrived for the first team meeting. He said anyone that transfers to a SEC team on the schedule next year was going to take an ass whooping.
  6. Good for him and now people can stop posting about him coming here
  7. I don’t ever wanna hear shit about bleeding BO lifelong longhorn shit and committing sooner. Poser ass. Now I’m with CTJ. He’s a jag
  8. I had to skip some pages so I don't know what's going on but maybe this works?
  9. Team Greenland / Denmark.
  10. This must've been the moonshot I keep hearing about..
  11. 16 points
    You can get it tailored if it doesn’t fit.
  12. Kudos for a 27 year-old UT message board reference. Who else was there for the original post?? ✋️
  13. 16 points
    One thing that’s becoming pretty fucking clear. The chances of us having legitimate, functioning elections in 2026 are dropping below 50%, and the chance of us having ANY national-office elections in 2028 is approaching zero. Oh, and another rock-solid guarantee: the usual suspect who tell me I have TDS, that will never happen, nobody wants that, etc…when it happens, will be split 50/50 between being for it all along, and being dead silent. Because the greatest enemies this republic has are the collaborators within who are joyfully supporting its dismantling.
  14. Damn, Brown must have really NOT liked his handjob from Helobious. Do better, man.
  15. Looks like the Cincy QB is going to go to Tech over LSU. Tigerdroppings in a meltdown.
  16. Funny because I ate Georgian food in Rome, flew back to Austin, but had a long layover in Atlanta. Had a meal in the airport and said to my family, "This Georgian food is much worse than the other Georgian food we had!" They all laughed uproriously when they realized how clever I was to make a joke that an Eastern European country and US state share the same name. My son said, "Dad, you tell the funniest jokes." My wife gave me that look that says, "I love your wit. I'll show you how much when we're alone."
  17. But he bleeds burnt orange and this is out of his hands... Lol fuck this absolute piece of shit. He is totally and completely dead to me. Have fun catching hospital balls from Midteer and getting blown the fuck out in the RRS next year bitch.
  18. Look here, Getafix. I love your updates but I’m a boomer’s kid. These screen shots are so fucking small that if try to enlarge them on my phone I get a “an error repeatedly occurred” message and my safari session craps out.
  19. 15 points
    This is exactly right, and it is good for the program to not get bullied or intimidated by this kind of bullshit and it is good for the players in the program to see what happens when guys try to pull this kind of bullshit. Too many guys have a distorted view of their own worth. They should be free to pursue whatever avenues they like, but that doesn't make Texas the bad guy, and Texas is under no obligation to overpay because of feelings. This is a good development for the future of the program.
  20. We haven't done this before. With Panama, Congress was involved in the years running up to the invasion. Panama even declared war on the US and killed a Marine Corps officer. The American people had been told over and over what was going on down there, and ultimately why we needed to. Venezuela? We were told fentanyl was a WMD, even though the vast majority comes through Mexico. We were executing dudes in boats without due process, when for the previous 20+ years, the Coast Guard would catch them and put them on trial, oh and our administration couldn't get their story straight on whether or not we were killing helpless dudes in water. And some of those dudes were not going to the US at all. We were told these dudes in boats could kill 25,000 Americans. None of us were buying any of that. We hear all of this stuff about drugs, but what did Trump fixate on in his presser? How we were going to run Venezuela and bring in our oil companies and take our oil back. And then he goes on Fox and Friends and says "gee whiz, we need to do this to other countries, we are really good at this" and he apparently warns Cuba, Mexico, and Colombia. Meanwhile, unlike Panama where we had tens of thousands of boots already on the ground with all of their gear, we don't have any control within the country itself, and Maduro's Vice President and Army Chief of Staff are out there on Venezuelan TV demanding Maduro be released. This is an absolute shit show. We kidnapped two people. There is a huge gap between kidnapping two people and actually controlling and running a country of 28 million people. We couldn't do it in Iraq with a force that was on the ground and ten+ times the size of what we have deployed in the Caribbean.
  21. 14 points
    It’s so fucking embarrassing to be an American, that our allies are having to issue these statements.
  22. I mean this with the most respect as possible but I have literally never seen a worse guard in my entire life of watching college football.
  23. Immamac must have left the football board unlocked again.
  24. 14 points
    Congrats guys, this thread now has 22 posts for every reception Parker had as a Longhorn.
  25. 14 points
    wait wait...ok, hold on... so you're telling me it's legal and right for a foreign military to invade and arrest an unpopular authoritarian head of state who has been indicted by US courts, threatens his neighbors, and refused to concede an election?? 🤔
  26. 14 points
    Its crazy to me how many people could simply leave and not completely fucking torch everything on the way out and simply don't do that.
  27. 14 points
    Idk, looks like you're the new guy to me.
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