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  1. Criticizing Sark’s answer in that presser, or anything he said in that press conference, is certainly a choice. Everything he said there made sense and was rational. He didn’t say they were fielding calls willy nilly and didn’t have a process and a plan in place. In fact, if you watch the whole presser, he laid it out. You’re starting to sound desperate, like trying to fit some narrative that you’re already dug in on.
  2. As much as I love Tre Wisner and what he did at Texas, he did not "hold all the cards." There are multiple advanced stats out there showing he was one of the worst starting RB's in the SEC. In no way do you let yourself be held hostage by a guy like that - his performances against ou and aggy notwithstanding. I am 100% confident that Texas will bring someone in at RB who can, at worst, match what Wisner did this year.
  3. I don’t think they have an issue paying what Tre Wisner was asking for. They just weren’t going to pay it to Tre Wisner.
  4. I'm convinced texags doesn't hate UT football as much as some posters here.
  5. I don't know about this cycle, although I doubt anything has changed, but Sarkisian absolutely deals directly with agents. He doesn't do it exclusively, but he's very involved. He's also very involved with working with the money side. It's almost like the program can go into the shitter when a head coach that hands on and that involved with all aspects of the program keeps over-indulging in everything a major urban area has to offer and then has to spend a key block of time somewhere out of pocket to pull his shit back together on the health and female side of his life. If anyone is actually looking for legitimate reasons for optimism this time around, it's that Sarkisian is apparently fully locked in again and is making moves accordingly. Maybe he'll even make Junior Day and be present for OVs from key transfer targets. This could be awesome! The beautiful thing about watching someone subject themselves to the open market of a competitive workforce is that we're all going to find out their actual worth. If he gets $1M from someone, cool, hope it was all worth it for him torching his relationship with Texas on the way out. You can dispute that, but he'll be persona non grata to the alumni base and likely the AD, and he made that choice because he listened to the wrong people, set unrealistic expectations, and got his feelings hurt. Not showing up or telling the staff of his plans and then announcing he was out was a super smart move. You keep alluding to the human side of all of this, but that is some of the fan calculus that has changed, as it should. The illusion that these guys play for a school because of some love for its story and tradition and to get a proper education, whatever vestiges of that still existed before pay for play, it's all now gone. Little kids, non-obsessive fans, and idealists like you will still get wrapped up in the whole "but he's a great person too!" side of it, but no one should expect to find it on a fan site. This dude is a man. Not a kid. A man in his 20's, making more money than damned near any other man his age on the fucking planet. No one gives a shit about his wittle feels getting hurt. He can go rub his numerous rope chains and then weigh them on his jewelry scale to make himself feel better. And then he can go be average somewhere else, likely disappointing any program idiotic enough to pay him RB1 P4 money. He had a great offer at Texas and he could have been a key part in a big year. Texas will have plenty of money every year, but what do you mean by "extra"? Texas just had one of the top 3 payrolls in the country. That's likely true again in 2026. What the fuck do you want beyond that? Also, how much will you help bring in to top it off? This guy is a player. I'd love to see Texas sign him. I doubt he costs anywhere close to whatever Coleman gets out of ATM or OU.
  6. I didn't actually have any problem with his answer. He's addressing an issue with college football today that there is no control over who are agents and the issues it causes. I don't think Sark is open fielding calls from agents....but the same thing happens in the NFL when a players agent as for a unrealistic number from a team. Maybe I'm missing something there, but UT has no control over what an agent is going to ask for when talking to them about a player???
  7. 18 points
    Or, an understanding of history and its subsequent effect on current day. I always have this loaded up for whenever a stupid (my dad or his buddies) start berating woke. Being from oklahoma, there is an inexplicable soft spot for the plight of native americans amongst the most ardent right wingers. The set up: The cherokee were one of the five “civilized “ tribes as I learned in oklahoma history. They took the US to the supreme court to prevent their land from being taken. The cherokee won their case in the supreme court. Then andrew jackson sent the us military to force the cherokee to walk from south carolina, traverse the mississippi river, and walk to oklahoma along what is now known as the trail of tears. Many died along the way. I then pose the question: do you believe that the cherokee were put in a disadvantageous position? The answer is always a “well.. yeah” My response: “congratulations! You’re woke!” With a big motherfucking smile.
  8. 16 points
    Honoring black soldiers' contributions to liberating Europe is "woke" and "criticizes America" US removal of panels honoring Black soldiers at WWII cemetery in the Netherlands draws backlash | AP News https://share.google/yA3dhJGlwfu62pldI
  9. 15 points
    Agreed. seatbelts, DUI laws, kid's bike helmets, fluoride, bidets, speed limits, ban on tobacco advertising, labor laws, etc. are all woke af.
  10. Jesus Christ, what a beat down of 4 pages of absolutely nothing and bleeding vaginas.
  11. Imma’s a good dude and great site owner, but his football takes have always been Helobious-esque. The last two pages are particularly bad, I’ll give you that.
  12. 13 points
    Damn I miss Lobo’s commentary during all of this.
  13. lmao wife's dead. main concern is Trump's legacy
  14. There are memes!? Oh fuck, I didn't realize. Does CDC know about these memes? Should we escalate this straight to Abbott?? First a completely embarrassing performance from Sark in a nationally televised Cheeze-It bowl press conference, and now memes. I'm going to call in sick today, this sucks.
  15. Fraud is super serious, and merits the expulsion of an entire ethnicity from our country. Except when that fraud is committed by friends of the POTUS/people who bribed him with money from their ill-gotten gains. In those cases, it requires a pardon, and any conviction-gained through an exercise of complete due process, including final adjudication-was "a witch hunt." And also except when that fraud is committed by a MAGA senator (Rick Scott) to the tune of billions, that's also a "witch hunt." Lesson: if you wanna commit fraud, be white, and/or provide significant benefits (money, unflinching loyalty/fealty from a position of power, or both) to the regime. So, forgive me if I never, ever, EVER listen to a single fucking WORD any MAGAt has to say about fraud. They have no fucking problem with fraud. They have demonstrated as much, in actual practice. There is no further discussion to be had.
  16. Nope. Just emotional teenage girl shit. Surly Horns, sponsored by Tampax
  17. What excuse? He was asked about dealing with agents in the portal era and he answered it?
  18. 10 points
  19. Wordle 1,655 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1436 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  20. When I hear someone way “ woke” i immediately assume they are triggered and cant formulate a cogent talking point. So far my theory is 100%
  21. Aside from deducing that it's too much based on the coaches telling him to fuck off with that ask?
  22. I think it's pretty clear that agency is comprised of a bunch of kids. Their most credible and experienced, for example.. seems about as buttoned up as this guy.
  23. Jesus: Welcome home, my child. Cecilia: Who are you? Jesus: I'm Jesus. Cecilia: Nice try, you look nothing like Jesus.
  24. We get it, you're taking up for your friend instead of looking at this rationally from Texas's perspective. Being frank, your friend and the entire Lionhart agency come off looking like a fucking joke.
  25. All American, but yeah super got exposed. Lmao. This is a horrific answer. The fact that as an organization expectations aren't being set and they are just open Fielding shit is fucking crazy to me. What the actual fuck does Brandon Harris do all god damned day?
  26. Wingo outperformed the #1 receivers at Georgia, Tech, Ole Miss and Bama this year.
  27. Wordle 1,655 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. Fuck those hosers. Don't support maga country bullshit. I haven't bought any American liquor in well over a year.
  29. you guessed it
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