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  1. Oh dear, it appears as though you’re lost. Let me point you in the right direction: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/forum/2-football/
  2. O/U on how many times OTF chat brings this up today before Bobby loses his temper?
  3. Remember how shocking that Sports Illustrated interview was? It was so absurd to hear someone famous talking like that publicly. Now, you could copy and paste Rocker’s quotes to the president’s Twitter feed and nobody would even bat an eye.
  4. I don't think all 1000+ names are expected to be from our roster
  5. Wordle 1,665 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1446 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  6. This. If he does not go scorched earth, then it reaffirms one of the underlying problems that the left needs to stop being pussies and start taking the fight to these fuckfaces.
  7. Bobby said this morning that Texas and Zina came to an agreement to return. He also said a source told him the portal madness isn't close to slowing down. Said to expect 1,000+ more entries with some big names.
  8. Wordle 1,665 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. I want this to happen. There will be nothing more pathetic than her offering the Nobel Peace Prize to him and him accepting it.
  10. remember that guy on shaggy that had multiple cameras in his car and they were all recording to the cloud 24/7 and we all laughed and called him a paranoid nut? He was right, we were wrong.
  11. So other than Texas the SEC went 0-8 in the postseason against the other P4 conferences, is that correct?
  12. On my sales team I tell my sales execs not to worry about the numbers. Just sell and the numbers will take care of themselves.
  13. Wordle 1,665 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #943 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  14. This was dicey. Wordle 1,665 6/6* 🟨🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. The Boys. Classic coming of age stories with super hero stuff and cool special effects. The political plot lines are pretty far fetched so he won’t get confused with current events. Lots of father son bonding moments. Mother son moments are touching too.
  16. shit U.S. Embassy in UkraineMASCOT Update – U.S. Embassy Kyiv, Ukraine - U.S. Embassy...
  17. Sark wouldn’t have the balls to call this play
  18. Is Miami all in? Because we for sure are.
  19. All of you acting like this rule is anything more than lip service are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. Jesus Christ people - you think this rule applies to anyone that matters? On offense or defense? To Arch? To Colin Simmons? For fucks sake it was uttered at a time when the portal was brand new and completely different. God damn.
  20. Wordle 1,664 2/6 🟨⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #942 🟨🟩🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🙂 Daily Quordle 1445 6️⃣🟥 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ Thrice Game #924 → 11 points! 🎲: 2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣3️⃣2️⃣ https://thricegame.com #Worldle #1448 (08.01.2026) 6/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 5 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬆️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬆️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
  21. Or just take it like Putin did when Robert Kraft showed him his ring.
  22. Wordle 1,665 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Wordle 1,665 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1446 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  24. I mean, it IS an ancillary benefit, but merely a coincidence. This admin is nowhere near this strategic.
  25. He’s just being racist. Somali = black = African = “spearchucker” Forgot Rocker even existed. Ofc his “return to the fold” is immediately tethered to racial animus and hatred. The man should have batteries thrown at his head every day for the rest of his life.
  26. With Miami beating Ole Miss, the SEC finishes 1-8 against P4 teams in bowls, 0-3 in the playoff against other P4 teams and doesn’t get to the title game for 3 straight years
  27. Mario fucking Cristobal made it to the championship game. At Miami. Before sark. With Beck as his qb.
  28. From a link @Chopper postEd
  29. Hollup. There's hard power, and then there's soft power. You're thinking all hard power. You need both. Sure, you've got to have hard power initially as an implicit threat to enforce rules, norms, and such. But over time, you build trust and gain buy-in from others who decide to join your side willingly. And, well shit, then you really prosper through all sorts of creative and productive trade (if managed wisely and fairly). You don't fuck that up by using only hard power, because then you always have to waste resources to keep others in line, and the only "gains" made are through forced exploitation and suffering. You also might lose your soul.
  30. It's sorta like CHIEF up above playing chess: "I don't care if I lose my queen, I'm gonna take that goshdurn pawn!" They just don't think things through.
  31. only 8 percent of detainees due to the new ICE interior US enforcement activities have criminal records - Kocher is an asst prof at Syracuse
  32. Brandon Harris has: 1) Congressional Medal of Honor 2) Fluent in French, Swahili and Mandarin 3) Call of Duty 5 Star General rating 4) United Nations Special Intern for Guam all listed on his resume on the first half of his first page. This guy is a fucking wizard.
  33. He just gave a license to Xi, Putin, and every other tinpot tyrant out there to violate international law and fuck with their regional rivals. “We live in a world in which you can talk all you want about international niceties and everything else, but we live in a world, in the real world, Jake, that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power. These are the iron laws of the world that have existed since the beginning of time.” Do you want to live in a world like that? Shit, do you want to live in a town or neighborhood like that? Does that sound like a safe place to live? Were you the schoolyard bully who took other kids' lunch money and never learned your lesson? Is that why you have a hard-on for stealing another country's primary natural resource and means for improving the lives of its citizenry? Because all of that is what you're asking for: A shitty ghetto where everyone's trying to swipe each other's shit at the end of a gun. When the rule of law dies, the rule of the gun arrives. BOLVERK
  34. How would burning Erika at the stake appease his base, I would think the opposite. Oh, you mean his current wife.
  35. Apparently ice or border patrol shot some people in Portland today. These fuckers all need to be delivered to the gulag every single last fucking one of them.
  36. Even here in queens catholic Latinos are pissed they killed a white woman in Minnesota (a lesbian at that!; edit: madd love to the alphabet community just saying boomer Catholics aren’t exactly the stereotypical fans). Noem dotard Donny and shit ass couch fucker vancy done fucked up. this won’t break the camel’s back but if white blonde haired blue eyed women are murdered, then the community is thinking as a Latino no real reason to not burn this bitch down cause we sure as fuck are not safe.
  37. Yeah that's straight murder right there ICE agents are ghouls and should hopefully one day be prosecuted and imprisoned when this long national nightmare is over. We will need our own Nuremberg trials. Jesus fucking wept
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