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  1. Which one of you page 16-17 bitches is ready to apologize to Ty’Anthony Smith?
  2. Welp. We know what's in your search history.
  3. Can't spell Citrus without UT /spurrier
  4. LOL. I’ll bite. You lose your fucking shit and bitch and moan and flood vaginal “keep that shit in the CR” or whatever else triggers you like clockwork. You act like a little snowflake who words on a message board that don’t comport with whatever your version of an orderly world view is actually do affect you in some way. The head coach of Miami invoked god in his post game interview. It’s fine to comment on it just like other plays/goings on on the game. Stop being such a grumpy old bitch in 2026. Make that a goal.
  5. Didn’t really look like underwood wanted to have that conversation. He sure ran his mouth a lot.
  6. At the risk of being ironic, is pedantic being used properly around here.
  7. Wisner, Moore, and Lefau lost money tonight.
  8. I still don’t know how Roberson’s hit didn’t even get reviewed for targeting. I think he concussed them both with that one.
  9. "It sure felt good kicking OU's ass in Dallas, it felt good kicking A&M's ass in DKR, and it sure felt good tonight kicking Michigan's ass." - Steve Sarkisian
  10. Arch Manning is not even human. He's from some dimension where he can see in 4D to 8D. He's an absolute hoss. Pussy just falls out of his pockets when he walks.
  11. Arch Manning of @TexasFootball is the only FBS or NFL QB in the last 30 seasons to have a game with: 200+ passing yards 150+ rushing yards multiple passing TDs multiple rushing TDs no sacks no turnovers 15.0+ yards per rush
  12. Sure, buddy. The QB you kicked in at least $1 million to bring to Michigan just looked like shit tossing three interceptions. I'm sure you don't care a lick. #GoBlowYourself
  13. Dammit I’m proud of these guys. Missed most of the game today due to work, but managed to see a few clips here there and the last five minutes. Considering all the roster turnover the last four weeks we really kicked some ass. We might have made a good playoff run had we made the cut with Arch’s confidence at a season’s high the later part of the year. Let’s hit the portal hard and have a great spring so we can absolutely ass pound Ohio State in September
  14. The announcers were an absolute beating. I felt like I was listening to the Big 10 network.
  15. Happy New Year, gang! Three double digit win seasons in a row does mean something!
  16. That was a pretty enjoyable experience. Exactly what you want from a bowl game. Offense was great. Defense held up. 4 turnovers.
  17. I need to start following him around
  18. Arch should have told “Take the loss pussy”. Brice obviously has some growing up to do.
  19. I will never forgive this administration for what they’ve done to the perception of government agencies. Reduced them to nothing but shitposters.
  20. Be careful the Jesus folks are out and about with their fuck you reps.
  21. Wardell Mack is gonna be our nickel next year. Dude is a dog
  22. Cool story, thanks for sharing. Hadn't seen it before.
  23. I thought he pulled a hamstring by the look on his face.
  24. ^^^ congratulations TEXAS. HOOK'EM!
  25. A win is always a win, but when it’s a win over Michigan it’s especially sweet. Had we lost Portnoy and fucking Eisen would have jacked themselves off to Michigan Man Culture win bullshit well into August 2026. The game meant 1000x more to them and we still won. Thats encouraging.
  26. Let be absolutely clear, fuck the SEC. The only flag we carry is burnt orange.
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