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  1. I met Quan one time. He was fundraising for homeless folks. Couldn’t have been a nicer guy.
  2. This is great news! For us
  3. It’s so rare that shit bag is right about anything, he has no clue how to handle it. So he decided to deride a beloved Longhorn for good measure.
  4. That’s so white people activity that it fucking offends me (and I’m far and away the whitest person on this board).
  5. Texas college football teams to win their post-season game Texas, Houston, SMU, TCU, Texas State, UTSA, and North Texas Texas college football teams to lose their post-season game aggy, tech, and Rice and Rice outscored aggy and tech combined.
  6. VatoLocoAggie is the aggy cousin of Helobious.
  7. The first cut here is one of the most disgusting things I've seen a RB do ever.
  8. A guy that was gone a century before there were national parks and forests, and a guy that wanted to sell that land off.
  9. Bobby: Michigan all-conference offensive lineman Andrew Sprague has entered the transfer portal. Sprague entered with a no-contact tag. Texas is expected to be a real player in this recruitment.
  10. I am just going to presume that every do not contact tag means they contacted our coaching staff weeks and/or months ago and are already on board until proven otherwise.
  11. Quan handling it with class and Nahlin went asshat.
  12. Second hand embarrassment and cringe as fuck.
  13. Damn aggy already trying to get away from big brother UT again? We've only been here 2 years now. Ruined their season 2 years in a row, Stopped them 2 years in a row from getting to the SEC champ game, which they have still have yet to make despite being there 14 seasons.
  14. You come at Quan you best not miss
  15. Liucci looks more like Crumb.
  16. Kyle Flood is in the Epstein files
  17. They just ran out of conferences.
  18. TEXAGS Vinny 3:45p Yea, still not buying that Cignetti's better than Elko. I think Elko could have done the same thing in Indiana with that schedule.
  19. Arch is good. The team just had a nice win over a blueblood. We got to watch A&M, OU, and Tech all flame out of the CFP. Plus Ohio State and Georgia are out. Good times in Austin.
  20. Don’t know what he ended up with but that’s impressive.
  21. I just called Ms. Nester's firm to tell them "kudos" for doing this job. Everyone deserves legal representation. EVERYONE.
  22. kamario taylor is a true freshman that hasn't played much but his size, athleticism, and raw talent is insane. his ceiling is the #1 overall pick in the draft. speaking from experience, broken ankles aren't so bad. I broke mine playing sports in college and have a plate and screws. full recovery, zero issues, continued playing sports. and it's my good ankle now, 20 years later.
  23. 4-9 overall, 2-7 against other conferences
  24. What’s the sec now? 3-8? The SEC bowl fixer is getting fired. Even though the product he had to work with was the problem not the matchup determinations
  25. Mom was born in NOLA, along the Mississippi. She grew up along the coast. Dad was born near the banks of the Rio Grande. The Texas coast was his retreat. He’d fish for hours, in contemplation. He shared that gift with me. Around 20 years ago, when they had returned to Houston and re-settled there, they decided to look for a beach house. They looked in Galveston (I had grown up with Saturday trips down to east beach, and visits with friends who had modest places on the west end), but it was pricey, and they were discouraged. One weekend, I went down and had them join me on a trip to Surfside Beach, where I’d been fishing and duck hunting recently. They loved it. Soon after, they found and bought a house on Bluewater Highway, 3rd row from the beach. They had it for 10 years. They spent a lot of time there, just the two of them. But also with their grandkids, who grew up with the place. And they were generous with it - countless friends and such would use it for a week with just a handoff of the keys. MaybeACoordinator would stop in some times. I recall one afternoon, as we sat in folding chairs on the beach, he was talking about Follet’s island in general and said “you know, I just think of the place as a Brisket family place.” My parents wanted to rest together. My dad missed my mom so much. We went offshore about 8.5 miles today. The wind picked up overnight, it was a bit bouncy, and not the easiest ride. And, when we got to the place, it all washed over me. It was hard getting the words out. We all had something to say. My wife - gifted as she is - had even put together a simple liturgy, which she delivered from the back of the boat as it swayed side to side. My parents’ ashes (in a biodegradable envelope meant for such use) floated for a moment, then sank to return to the sea. These were my words. I don’t think they are enough. Nothing ever will be. But they poured into and out of me one night, and there they were. The Gulf drinks earth-rich water Not from the blue-crystal rivers of poems But brown channels of life and grit and truth Mississippi Bravo Brazos Colorado. Meandering tracing of life lived in a place The paths and barriers that make us That carry us to what we will be Emptying in a jumble of everything we were, into the sea. Earth has a heart The sea’s curling waves pushed by each beat Whooshing in our ears as the first sound of our mother A rhythm from the time before time A promise that time does not end. She bears love, and life, and tempest-blown fury Our relationship status is “complicated” But always binding Salt lives in both waves and tears for a reason. Teeming with memories both fresh and fading A bowed rod at sunrise, shining speckled sides glinting at the end Joy and innocence in the sandy playground at water’s edge Walks on her winter shore, side-by-side Combing for treasures While treasure is already in hand. She is womb and grave Carrying souls to shore, where they walk for a time On sand, firm with the sea And soft from the wind Until the moon calls them to ride the falling tide back home. A lull. Another set. Life-flecked foam left on the beach, already fading Erased. Re-created. Her waves, God’s infinite loop They are in them Together They always will be. Last night, we walked along the beach. On the sea-firm sand, and its wind-blown softness. Today was harder than I thought it would be. They belong to the sea now. They belong to God. As do we all.
  26. Fuck you. Seriously you are a goddamn moron who is also a piece of shit
  27. BA Tatsuya Imai, RHP BA Grade: 60 | Risk: Low | Adjusted: 60 Born: May 9, 1998 | B-T: R-R | HT: 5-11 | WT: 154 Track Record: After winning the 2016 Summer Koshien tournament with Sakushin Gakuin, Imai made the jump directly from high school to Japanese professional baseball. He was drafted by the Seibu Lions with their first pick and spent his debut season with their Eastern League affiliate, the equivalent of Japan’s minor leagues. He broke in with Seibu’s first team in 2018 and saw mixed results over his first three seasons. He established himself as one of the top pitchers in the NPB in 2021, earning his first all-star nod. Imai was an all-star twice more in 2024 and 2025 and finished in the top 10 among starters in ERA each of his final two seasons with Seibu. Imai helped combine for a Lions no-hitter on April 18, 2025, throwing the first eight innings. On Nov. 18, 2025, Seibu posted Imai to MLB teams. Scouting Report: Imai is an undersized righthander who’s explosive and mobile on the mound. His low three-quarters slot borders on sidearm and creates a unique approach angle to the plate that creates deception and keeps hitters off balance. Imai throws four pitches, but his primary mix consists of a four-seam fastball, slider and splitter. His four-seamer sits at 95-97 and touches 98-99 at peak with a flat plane of approach and heavy armside run. The fastball is particularly effective when located in the upper third and has been adept at generating swings and misses. Imai’s slider is his best pitch and his primary swing-and-miss weapon. It has a gyro shape, sits 85-87 and touches 88-89 with late downshift that creates unique armside movement. The combination of Imai’s low arm slot, above-average velocity and late armside break make his slider a unique offering. The splitter is Imai’s third pitch, and it features good vertical separation off his fastball and heavy armside run to work as a swing-and-miss pitch in opposite-handed matchups. Imai threw a curveball around 2% of the time in 2025, and it featured spin rates in the 2500-2600 rpm range along with around 8-9 inches of sweep. There’s a real possibility a team adds a sweeper to his arsenal. Imai struggled to throw strikes early in his career, but he has seen consistent gains in that department in each of the last four seasons. He now projects for average control. The Future: Imai is a ready-made No. 3 MLB starter who should make an impact immediately. Scouting Grades: FB: 55 | CB: 40 | SL: 60 | CH: 55 | CTL: 50
  28. I don’t see how anyone keeps up with all this shit. When is it all over… I’ll check back in then to see how it shakes out.
  29. Last year, the national champion would have been left out the playoffs completely. Texas also would have been left out, who made the semifinals.
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