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  1. It's wildly unfair for you to grand stand on this thread that you know stuff, but you won't share it right now, while throwing out statements like this with certainty to people who you won't paint the whole picture to...it's fucking horseshit. You should either share all the rumor's you're hearing, or stop trying to paint or portray your thoughts on what happened and how much people "know about football."
    25 points
  2. listen, you dumb motherfuckers who are out there just sucking sark's dick 24/7 and saying he's the best and that the problems are just on the field, you mark my words, you are going to be so sorry when the truth comes out πŸ’― I know the truth, but I'm not going to tell you because then i can pretend I'm in the know, and you dumb bitches aren't. look all I'm saying is don't be surprised when the news hits and you are all proven to be the dumbest pieces of shit in CFB history and I'll be right and will make sure to let you know how right i was and how ignorant all your asses are
    24 points
  3. So, Epstein got some campaign email from a Democrat. Where's the part about fucking little girls? You know, like this You fucking rube.
    20 points
  4. Did he fucking sleep in that suit?
    19 points
  5. Why isn’t that guy wearing a suit and thanking America profusely? Where is the outrage? Such disrespect for the White House.
    19 points
  6. I haven't read every post here. But I assume I'm far from the only person who has no idea WTF is going on here, doesn't know shit about what "rumors" and such are floating around, etc., right? I'm a clueless babe in the woods, it seems.
    18 points
  7. 1) Please provide a post, any post in this forum, where I have at any point claimed to know any inside information at all. A single post where I've claimed to know insiders. A single post where I've stated anything about any occurance within the Texas program regarding off field behavior by our coach, his wife or anyone. 2) Rather than answering questions that were just posted in an attempt to incorrectly call me out for having knowledge I've never in any post claimed to have I will instead run through the facts as we know them. (TLDR - Nobody will read any of this information. It will be mocked and no serious conversation will occur regarding it. Most Surly posters hate facts and logic. Prove me wrong.) Facts that have been established. - I know shit about fuck. I have speculated that I feel Sark should be fired based on the facts below. I have speculated it is a possiblity. I have also noted that it's very possible Sark will return. 1) According to Bobby Burton Sark missed junior day. He was told it was the flu. This has been documented in this thread. Burton is not the only source, others can be provided as needed. 2) Shortly thereafter some coaching changes were made, specifically in the secondary coaching. (Not fact - Some question the choices and that disagreement is supported by futher facts below) 3) It was announced in Feb that Steve Sarkians would forgo Spring Game and altered the method to an OTA more similar to NFL style giving the players the majority of the month of May off. 4) In the off season Sark did not pull in any additional talent via portal in the off season at offensive line, running back, or secondary. 5) The following are results of the team from point 2, 3 and 4 with notation to (relevant fact number). All following Data is per CFBStats Offense Rankings: Total offense: #80 (4) Scoring offense: #64 (4) Rusing Offense: #103 (4) Passing Offense #50 (4) Sacks Allowed: #86 (4) Tackles for Loss Allowed: #106 (4) First Downs: #108 (4) Time of Possesion: #97 (4) Red Zone Conversions: #85 Third Down Conversions: #82 Of note: Arch Manning's #40 ranking in Passing All Games is the highest single stat of the entire Texas offense kept by CFBStats that I found. Please feel free to double check. Penalties: #119 (?) Defense Rankings: Total Defense: #23 (2) Rushing Defense: #6 (Possible counter point to #2) Passing Defense #91 (2, 4) Interceptions: #32 (Possible counter point to #2. Of note: 20% of production was from linebacker) Passes Defended: #62 (2, 4) Penalties: #119 (?) 6) It was report on August 10, 2024 that Steve Sarkisian and Loreal had filed for jointly for divorce. This was fact confirmed by Steve Sarkisian. 7) On April 4, 2025 Steve Sarkisian and his wife announced BOTH that they were getting back together and having a child, together. 8 ) Not fact but occurance - Post the Florida Loss rumors were circulated about the paternity of said child - I have no source to sight. I did not origionally post these rumors. I have not resposed these rumor. I have in no way stated those rumors are true. 9) On Oct 25th, 2025, the morning before the Texas game vs MSU, Dianna Russini reported that Steve Sarkisian's agents had reached out to the Titan's expressing interest in the NFL. 10) Later in the day on Oct 25, 2025 Sarkian's agents responded to # 9 by saying: "Any reports regarding communications on coaching opportunities with NFL teams are patently false and wildly inaccurate. Sark is solely focused on coaching the University of Texas football team," 10) On Nov 17th, 2025 Desmond Howard made a cryptic IG post that Texas and Steve Sarkisian. Stating: "His misses his twins. He was also thinking, "Don't be suprised if that Texas job opens up at the end of the season. I'm not saying anyone is gonna get fired. There may be a mutual parting of ways. You dig?" Those are the facts. Now my opinions and observations 1) I find it very amusing that the majority of the folks who defend Sark's performace while at Texas by pointing out back to back CFPs flip the course and say you can't expect "National Championships every year" . On the other hand refer the the historical failures of Texas as the expectations we should continue to have. This despite the fact that it is clear Texas is among the tops in NIL funding and competitors both blue blood and not are meeting the expectations of fans. 2) I am amused and impressed that so many people are convinced their opinion or thoughts on a topic are actually facts. Then when called on that reality, move goal posts to meet their own fictional reality. 3) Based purely on the data above for this year, and the yes the HISTORICAL performance of Sarkisian he should be fired. I base this opinion on: A) Continued issues with under performance by QBs with a note that the performance issues are directly caused by play calling choices. B) A overall continued underperformance by offensive line. Also, in my opinion, caused by unnessecarily complex blocking schemes. C) An unwillingness or inability to properly evaluate HS prospects. D) An unwillingness or inablity to properly develop offensive players. Most noteably at QB and OL. E) An unwillingess or inability to recognize certain issues in talent at positions and making required moves in portal to address them. Most noteably OL, RB and WR. F) An unwillingness or inability to both craft and consistently deploy an offensive stragey that aligns to the skill sets and strengths of the players available. G) An unwillingness or inability to both plan for and make in game adjustment to the Texas offensive strategy to the best overcome the both the strengths and weakness of the opposing defensive players and defensive strategies we face. H) Continued and career long issues in red zone scoring efficency I) Continued and career long issues with 3rd down conversion percentage. This is due to poor scheme and play calling on 1st and 2nd down J) Continues issues with both rushing yards per game and time of possesion. These are obviously tied. K) A career long clear inability to put games beyond reach in the 3rd and 4th quarter. With the exception of terrible non-P4 competition this has been and remains a massive issue for Sark. I use an easy example of UTEP this year. (2024 - Vandy and Arkanas) (2023 - Houston and TCU)(2022 - WVU, ISU, Baylor) L) A consistent inability to win critical games against top opponents. (Washington, Georgia 1, 2, 3/OSU 1, 2) M) Pentalities, consistently, lots of them, lots and lots of them. All the time. Delay of game on YOU for not reading that faster. Pretty sure we just false started, no? Oh it was a hold. N) - DId you bother reading the offensive numbers in fact section 5. There is zero defense to having zero offensive stats above #40 for Texas 10 games into the season. Ever. 4) There is a lot of smoke going on. I don't claim to know who is fanning the flames. I don't claim to know their motivation. What I do know, is that someone is fanning flames. Of that I'm certain and I don't see how anyone else can doubt that reality. Now, what people continue to avoid asking is why someone fanning the flames? Who benefits? What is their desired result? 5) I suspect that a plan was hatched a while back to get Sark out of Texas. I think the wheels were put in motion likely prior to summer. That said, I think it was intended to be fully activated until the triggering events. I think conversations have been going on for a while in the back rooms about his replacement. 6) #5 is absolute and pure guesses. I have zero facts to support that other than the team performance above in facts. 7) I don't think what happens in the Arkansas or aggie game will have any effect positive or negative on the ultimate outcome of what will transpire regarding our coach. I think the cake is already baked and the powers that be are waiting for the next triggering event. 8 ) I openly acknoldege and want my last point to be clear. It is entirely possible I'm seeing something that is not what I perceive. That I am completely delusional. It is entirely possible Sark will return next year. I do not think my perception is reality. What is not incorrect is what a horrible job our HC has done this year. The data is indisputable.
    17 points
  8. I'm not sure this is true in the NIL era. If Texas took the right approach I think it sets up for being in the playoff every year. It only would have taken not losing to a Florida team this year and fielding a competent team of uber talented players against georgia. I think a coach that's obsessed with college football would do tremendously well at Texas.
    16 points
  9. And you know what us libs say? Let the chips fall where they may, prosecute the guilty, D, R, L, whatever.
    14 points
  10. Yeah, I know who I'm getting to negotiate my premiums.
    14 points
  11. Massie was saying live on CNN that in theory he could read the names live on the house floor if the DOJ doesn’t do their part.
    13 points
  12. Look, we know you read slower than most, but you're gonna FREAK when you see who else is mentioned in these emails.
    13 points
  13. I'm as annoyed at the rank amateurism of the people running my country as I am at their policies.
    13 points
  14. Okay, let's workshop this plan: The Trump government gives some amount of money directly to the people so they can "negotiate and buy their own, much better, insurance." Cleetus, in Forkland, Alabama: "Hello, Mr. United Healthcare. I'd like to negotiate a health plan with my $2,000 annual payment from our fine President. Also, my wife and I are both have diabeetus, and I'm recovering from ass cancer. Whaddyu got for us?" United Healthcare: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
    13 points
  15. The rooster has sex with all of them.
    12 points
  16. This would be a better world if a woman, faced with such abuse, could fire back, β€œFuck you, you child raping, cocksucking, piece of shit,” without losing their job.
    12 points
  17. This is the 100th thing he said that used to end someone's career.
    12 points
  18. L’OrΓ©al fucks a few wide receivers so Sark goes scorched earth and fucks he entire football team and staff, sad.
    11 points
  19. 9 months..hmmm, strange timing.
    11 points
  20. This. We should encourage it, while recognizing that she hasn't actually changed at all. She's useful as long as she's helping fracture the GOP, but she's not an ally.
    11 points
  21. 11 points
  22. So you have no frame of reference here, brisket. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
    11 points
  23. Holy shit she is a terrible writer.
    11 points
  24. nobody: literally not a single soul: Sark:
    10 points
  25. This smarmy little cocksucker, aka Speaker Johnson, needs to have his tongue ripped out.
    10 points
  26. Sark is a meathead regard and bad things have been happening in his personal life that have been swept under the rug, but now that Texas is not doing great people are taking out all the furniture and shaking out the rugs, and there may be some stuff under the rug.
    10 points
  27. 9 points
  28. It will be hilarious if CA has updated maps for 2026 and TX does not.
    9 points
  29. I don't care about any of this if true. He's not a colonel fucking some private in the military. RC got caught banging his secretary on his desk, but we're above all that. We're TEXAS. I don't care how the sausage is made. Just win more games asshole.
    9 points
  30. Can someone explain why he got an extension after he was supposedly MIA for junior day?
    9 points
  31. In summary, we extended Sark until 2031 back 9 months ago. Now, 9 months later we have enough personal shit that has accumulated that we are allowing him to exit via the NFL so we don’t fire him for cause. Got it, thanks.
    9 points
  32. 503, 504, whatever it takes.
    9 points
  33. Georgia buttfucked Sark so hard on national television approximately 25% of our living alumni now have PTSD. I'm sure your efforts to get on surly were a fever dream.
    9 points
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    9 points
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