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  1. Y'all remember, back in 2021, that whole thing we did together when we made the first-ever fully crowdsourced NIL deal, right here on this message board? Then remember when a bunch of us decided to fuck around and make the first-ever 501c3 IRS-approved charitable NIL collective, which became the basis for the largest NIL collective in the nation? Remember when people said that 10k for every TE was "wrong and illegal and inherently bad"? Remember when Darren Rovell journolistically dragged me around by my nutsack with a claw hammer, like Jon Hamm hazing a pledge, because I DARED give Kelvin Banks and the rest of the linemen $50,000 each to visit fucking children's hospitals and flip pancakes? Just a bunch of chucklefucks on the internet with a couple spare nickels to rub together for the sole purpose of making a meaningful impact for Texas football with nothing to gain but a different color username and the tiniest percentage chance of actually receiving a Burnt Ends cup. Ahhhhhhhhhhh....The good ol days...well sorry to tell you Surlyites, that shit is done, finito, caput, NIL for football has moved so far past any single one of us and to a level of financial enormity that none of us will ever reach in our lifetimes. I see the checks we wrote and as a One Fund board member, I see the checks we are writing now... We, as a collective, can no longer make a meaningful impact in football. Systems broken, football is turbofucked and there is no putting the toothpaste back in the tube. Take solace in the fact that although things are broken, at least they are broken in favor of your team this time and things are in much much much more capable hands than any of ours...Texas football is set moving forward BUT... That doesn't mean we can't still impact the University of Texas athletics in a meaningful way! Football and basketball get rev share cash, but let me tell you about a sport that doesn't receive shit in NIL, let me tell you about a sport that receives zero rev share, let me tell you about a sport where TEXAS LONGHORN FANS CAN STILL MAKE A MASSIVE IMPACT That's right folks! The 6x National Champion and most recent SEC Regular Season Champion Texas Longhorn Baseball team, needs YOUR help getting back to Omaha! The Surly Horns Burnt Ends is officially switching our NIL support from the tight end room to the pitching staff! WELCOME TO THE BURNT ENDS BULLPEN! What this means for y'all! If you are a current Burnt Ends member, nothing at all changes. No need to do anything unless you want to change your donation level, if so just PM @immamac and me If you are a new Burnt Ends subscriber, the links and tiers are going to be listed below this post. I encourage you to sign up for any tier you feel fits your wallet, no such thing as too little or too much If you are a new or old Burnt Ends member, you need to tell your friends and loved ones about the program. We will be posting this on all the other 9.95er sites as well, so if you frequent those others, please encourage everyone in those threads too. This is only as big as you make it! Donation Tiers- All of these tiers come with the ability to sleep at night because you know you did your part Burnt Ends Tier- $10 per month- Username Flare and access to the Burnt Ends board + Burnt Koozie at tailgate Burnt Ends Flats- $25 per month- Tier above + Burnt Ends Tshirt + Free access to the Burnt Ends Bullpen Events (not game tickets) Burnt Ends Points- $50 per month- Tiers above + Burnt Ends Cup + Burnt Ends Bullpen Autographed team baseball Items will be available for pickup at multiple tailgate events and a shipping option will be available for purchase when the items are ready. Events- All of these events are included for Flats and Points members or available to purchase at the event. (Game ticket not included) -9/9/9 challenge- 9 beers/9 Hot Dogs/9 Innings. Do you have what it takes? The event comes with either a winner or losers shirt and as many Tums as you can eat -Crawfish boil- Not sure of what dates, but I would imagine LSU coming to town makes this look even more appealing. Show those cajuns that we know whats up -Batting practice- Think you can hit 94+? Prove it puta ....ANNNNNNNNND MORE!!!!!!!! We are, of course, still finalizing most of this, and contracts are going out tomorrow to the guys, but we are super fired up about this pivot and think this will get us all back to making a lasting impact on Texas Athletics! HOOK EM! p.s. I also wanted to quickly thank all of our former Burnt Ends, JT Sanders, Nate Hatter, Cade Brewer, and on down the line, and with a special shout-out to Gunnar Helm and his family!
  2. “We left with all of my children” is an INSANE thing to feel the need to clarify.
  3. At this point, I would be happy to see Merrick Garland hauled in front of the committee to be questioned under oath as to what in the fucking fuck he was doing while he was the fucking Attorney General. Who was assigned to this case under Biden? Who thought getting 20 years for Ghilaine was enough? Who told him to do nothing? Why didn't they investigate Epsteins "suicide"? All the evidence you need to change that to a possible homicide is in there. It's so fucking infuriating to see smoking gun after smoking gun in these emails and know they didn't bother to even depose any one.
  4. So, last Sunday I was at my favorite dive bar and the waitress told me a guy at the bar ( who I have seen a lot) yelled at her the day before for playing Bad Bunny. Well, $25 in Touchtunes later he got to hear an entire album. Waitress was very kind to my table the rest of the day and would laugh when she walked by.
  5. Without speaking to the substance of your post, I will say that I don't appreciate getting a notification first thing in the morning that I've been "mentioned" in the Epstein thread.
  6. 29 points
    Wild that drug trafficking now gets you the death penalty while child trafficking gets you the presidency
  7. 29 points
    Had a televisit with a 20 something tourist wearing a Texas exes hat last week. Didn’t have a chance to tell him I was an alum also because the first thing he said was “I’m looking to get ivermectin”….ok for what? “I have cough and congestion for 2 days” I lol’d and asked him if that’s what they’re teaching at UT these days. He did not continue the call.
  8. It’s incredibly sad and dangerous that we can’t really even trust what the regime tells us. I automatically think they’re up to something nefarious
  9. There is no justice in this world. I don’t know what else there is to say. I didn’t have a lot to lose, but I lost the rest of my faith in humanity watching Pam Bondi fumble fuck through those questions. All of this in the name of protecting child rapists. The United States government actively working to obfuscate truth and protect child rapists. How in the fuck did we get here?
  10. Here's the play. It's so simple it will never be followed because the Democrats are dumb. Introduce articles of impeachment against Pam Bondi. One article--failing and refusing to adhere to the statute requiring the release of the Epstein files within 30 days. That's it. It's undeniable. The statute was passed unanimously. It's undeniable that the DOJ is not following the law. Is anybody in the House going to vote against that article? Nobody voted against the release of the Epstein files. Now is anybody going to vote against impeaching Bondi when she is refusing to abide by the statute that each member voted to pass just a few months ago? Is any member going to vote against impeaching Bondi and thereby telling her that it's ok that she's keeping the Epstein files secret? I don't think so. So then it goes to the Senate. And are any of them going to vote against conviction? I don't think so. And that's what you need. You need to set that precedent--we're going to impeach and convict some people. Next up--Kristi Noem. Because once you've impeached and convicted one cabinet secretary, it's less earth-shattering to impeach and convict a second. And then a third. And then, ultimately . . . well, ultimately that frog is good and boiled.
  11. 28 points
    Don't lump me in with that dipshit.
  12. Solidarity will not be achieved until white collar employees understand they have more in common with the working class than the ownership class.
  13. 26 points
    If people in masks jumped out of their cars, this should be the automatic reaction.
  14. 25 points
    Unfathomable cruelty
  15. 25 points
    Ggood luck with your indictment round 2 boogaloo.
  16. THIS is what is wrong with our country. There were 8 congressional investigations, 8 political & partisan witchhunts, that set out to do nothing but bring down Hllary, and none of those investigations found any wrongdoing, dereliction of duty or criminal intent on the part of Hillary. But, you have your own views.
  17. Fuck that cunt. She new plenty, she enabled this, she empowered it. MAGA is an accessory to all of this shit.
  18. 25 points
    Texas man murdered his daughter who was visiting him from england because she argued with him about trump. give me the definition of “trump derangement syndrome” again?
  19. This is the weakest argument. How many times when Obama was deporting 407,000 people in one year did he request a budget for ICE that is larger than the Marines? How many times when Obama was deporting 407,000 people in one year did he pull Border Patrol from the border to arrest anyone who they feel like? How many times when Obama was deporting 407,000 people in one year did DHS ignore Federal Court orders to release anyone held in detention? How many times when Obama was deporting 407,000 people in one year did he call up the National Guard to "protect" federal buildings due to Fox News running videos from several years prior as if they were happening at that moment? How many times when Obama was deporting 407,000 people in one year did he send them to a foreign prison where they were beaten, tortured, etc.? How many times when Obama was deporting 407,000 did in one year he authorize immigration agents to wear masks and refuse to identify themselves? How many times when Obama was deporting 407,000 people in one year did he call people protesting his actions (and there were protests) domestic terroriits? How many times when Obama was deporting 407,000 people in one year did he have federal agents begin deportation proceedings against people who signed an Op-Ed calling out genocide by Israel? How many times when Obama was deporting 407,000 people in one year did he reduce the number of Immigration Judges because they weren't approving deportations at a fast enough rate for his liking? How many times when Obama was deporting 407,000 people in one year did he refuse to apologize when the federal government killed US citizens who were not actively engaged in any illegal activity (and I remember when he authorized a drone strike against a US Citizen member of Al Qaeda in a forging country, so don't bring that apples to oranges comparison)? I could go on like this for dozens more examples. The fact that any one of these examples would have been beyond the pale in literally any prior (including Trumps first) administration but is now done without any pretense other than "might makes right" should be enough to shock the conscience of any American. And the fact that you can sit behind a keyboard and act like any of that is surprising makes me question your "genuine curiosity."
  20. You may want to check into reality. 2016-2020 isn't what's happening now. This is so so so much worse. If you can't recognize this isn't just the "other team has the ball" you may actually be functionally retarded. I agree the outrage and embarassment from trump term 1 was largely overstated and nothing bad really happened because Biden came in and smoothed things over somewhat. What's happening in trump term 2 from day 1 has been completely fucking unhinged and has pushed everyone to think about a post america world. This isn't a joke. The Davos showing this year was one of the most damaging things that has ever happened. I suggest you get your head out of your ass.
  21. Classic MAGA “church attended” Uploading Attachment...
  22. 23 points
    Live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn’t spend every day fantasizing about how incredible it will be when you die.
  23. I'm as silly and inane as they come, but I'm not comfortable with casually addressing a guy named "cat turd" like it's a commonly accepted part of the new lexicon.
  24. I read it was two dudes who had beef over some chick named Felina. Apparently there was a shooting at Rosa’s.
  25. I am one of those people who said, 'Yeah there's something here, but it's not a big enough of a deal to spend time on." I was completely wrong and it reflects a terrible failure in judgment. I am sorry. I am an ahole. I submit myself to Surly derision and middle birds.
  26. Alan Dershowitz lashes out, insisting that Epstein was not a pedophile and that people have no right to label him a child abuser or trafficker. He is now calling for the names of all of Epstein’s victims to be revealed, threatening to use his wealth, influence, and legal power to silence them. “It has to stop. https://www.threads.com/@hadi_alardeh/post/DUjeW-9D3YF?xmt=AQF0ja0z8FxQt1YTE6L5ZVy2rYhBKbiJeVOGokhYULPmA_u-A9q2gcX05mYt3vCMebLbyPo&slof=1
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