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Get a fucking spine and then download the Uber app for the woman and send her on her way. This thread should be deleted as it weakens us all.

Parker Thune (OU Rivals mod) on Fasusi “Yeah, he’s expected at Texas this weekend and let’s just say the vibes are not great. Not great at all. And needless to say, if he were to decommit, that might have a major ripple effect with this class. He’s too good and too prominent for that not to be the case. This came as a shock to people in the Switzer Center, too, which is never a good sign.”

not the thread for this but FUCK CANCER AND KEEP FIGHTING

Fuck them. I want them to lose every game

boom

Auburn by a touchdown

UK fan here. UK has one decent player on offense (WR Dane Key) and the other starters are bad. UK's defense was solid for the first half of the year but with injuries and the incompetence of the offense I think they quit at the Florida game. UK's best DL Deone Walker sat out yesterday's game and I wouldn't be surprised if he sits out the final 2 games because why risk your draft status for a crap team that's going nowhere and a coach that quit before the season started. Texas winning 70-0 would help us get Stoops overpaid whiny fat ass out of here.

Never in fucking doubt no matter how many times you losers went pee pee in your diapers

The state of Louisiana may have to close a couple of school districts to match.

Nahlin put in a RPM for Mbatchou to Texas. 60% confidence.

6PM on ABC is my guess. Tell your wife to have a friend pick her up or get a new wife. She knows what this game means.

Kade Phillips is back at the table, friends

Fasusi visiting Texas this weekend per OTF. Going to A&M next weekend

First of all, I want to say- fuck you Arkansas- good to get that off my chest. We deliveranced your offense with our defense and did just enough on offense to beat you while crushing your hopes and dreams for 60 minutes, thinking you had a chance when you really didn’t. Twas nice. Next year I think we will probably just do the thing where we beat you by 6 TD’s and you can tell us which loss was more painful. Look forward to checking in on that in 365. Next up- Kentucky. Look- this game is why I think it’s easier for Texas to play in the SEC than the big 12. We have a second rate team that’s coming off a bye and a cupcake. I’m not particularly worried. If that was, say, Iowa State or Kansas State or Tech we would get a jihad of all jihads called down upon us. And that would basically happen 9 times a year. Kentucky? In Austin in November? Betting the vibe from the fanbase and the players is more of a “how cool is it to be here in Austin playing Texas?” than said jihad I referenced with the big 12. For a conference with a lot of talk about “it just means more” I don’t have the slightest bit of respect for “the meat grinder”. This is the type of game those half wits from college station used to talk about all the time. But but but, you don’t have to play a team like Kentucky, who has nfl athletes all over their defense as a mid tier game. Ok? We had to settle for being tech’s Super Bowl and getting schemed for 365 days by legitimately great X and O guys. We will see again this week a shitty offensive team with some athletes that we should easily take care of if we don’t self sabotage. I’m going to go ahead and look forward to the game in College Station in 2 weeks and overlook these generic and boring nothings. Now, I will be very excited when they are in Austin for hoops. Once we get that fixed. Which I assume is next on the agenda. But until then I look forward to getting through the 3rd and final completely and totally generically boring game with zero interest this overrated conference of half wits have served up (MSU, Vandy, Kentucky). maybe yall are more excited than I am for Big Blue to roll into town. I’d just like to see Ewers hit a deep shot or two- get up 14 early- and then point and laugh as they set offensive football back 3 decades.

He'll be in town for Kentucky

I love these guys. Eight out of ten opponents held under 20 points. Five of those held to 10 or less. Sacks and takeaways all over the place. This is a championship defense.

Wow. It's like coming home to find my dog reading a book.

Fucking shit piles. I never knew vaginitis was so contagious. Fuck the media. Fuck the polls. Fuck the goddamn CFP Committee. We’re going to trample UK. Then we’re going to ass fuck aggy with a rusty pitchfork until they pray for the ghost of Justin Tucker to kick them out of their misery. Finally, we’re going to kick the shit out of whatever unfortunate sack of shit is forced to face us in the SEC Championship Game. Then the media, pollsters, commentators, and the other dipshit hillbillies in this shitty ass conference can line up to lick Sark’s taint.

It's amazing how many people were hoodwinked into harming themselves. It's like Jonestown on a national scale. Fox News got everybody drinking the Kool-Aid, and along came a charismatic cult leader to poison it, only instead of killing you, this Kool-Aid ruins your life and gets your grandma deported. Drink up, you ignorant sons of bitches.

Sorry to break the news, but Alfred Collins' X-Rays after the game turned up positive. he got that dog in him

he's taking a week off

9-1 is a great place to be

Yea, at some point you have to be empathetic and remember that he's still a teenager/young adult making bad choices.

They’re convincing, we should win terribly.

My FIL and his wife (my wife's stepmom)voted for Trump. The stepmom is the daughter of immigrants from Mexico. Her brother is gay and her sister is bi (just got out of a relationship of several years with a woman). Stepmom's brother and sister told us their relationship with my FIL and his wife has completely changed. The stepmom's daughter was texting with me today saying she's furious and would love to cut them out of her life (I don't see it happening). The FIL and stepmom have been bugging my wife and I to have a third kid. That obviously isn't happening anymore. They also have asked us to come over close to every other weekend so they can see their grandkids. I told my wife I was good with maybe coming over once a month or even less than that. Lots of FAFO going on.

Bigger image. Texas just right under Ohio State (took me a while to find us):

Last year we looked really bad against Houston. Nearly lost to KState. Needed an AD miracle catch to close out TCU. After all that frustration, we absolutely handled business against Tech and Oklahoma State, looking like a top team to end the season. I'm predicting the same for this year. The team is going to peak at the right time and curb stomp Kentucky and A&M.

I really want to disconnect and pretend everything is fine. But I just can’t

Just go 0-7 in conference play, your weekends open up pretty good when that happens 😢

I don’t give a shit if you’ve known the broad for 38 hours or 38 decades. If she’s too good for black car service, she’s a nightmare for life. If she likes black car service, get a grip and use Uber Black and it will be a far better treat for her than your old ass doddering around Rainey Street trying to locate her before Nicole disappears you for good.

DEI covers a broad area but it's become the boogey man to the Right. Don't get me wrong I've seen a few DEI initiatives in the private sector that I don't fully understand but it's not always about race or LGBT items. My current employer previously had unpaid internships in the summer for college students. The DEI dept is the one who recognized a problem and pushed a change because the unpaid aspect was deemed exclusionary for students who came from lower income background. They needed paid jobs in the summer and the company's unpaid policy encouraged kids with well-off parents to apply for internships. Now we only offer paid internships and have a more economically diverse group of summer interns. Seemed like a good DEI decision to me. The rich interns get the same pay.

Hilarious and predictable. If Longstreet doesn’t think he can beat out Reed as a freshman, he needs to go find another career. Let’s track it out chronologically: - Outrage that Wiggy wasn’t listed as Heisman favorite in the season previews. - Lose to Notre Dame, Wiggy is a pothead. - Winning streak with Reed, dark horse Heisman contender. - Wiggy is the 2025 favorite after the Mizzou game and then chases that with a benching against LSU. - Get smoked by South Carolina, Reed sucks and can’t throw. Longstreet is the savior. - Longstreet flips, and… wait for it… Reed is so good he scared away Longstreet.

ATM fans haven't been this disappointed in a Longstreet since Gettysburg.

no taxes on OT ??? no, no OT !!!!!