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Post in Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
victory88 posted a post in a topic,
We should not lose coordinators or positions coaches to any schools. It's time Texas reminds the college football world we have more money than anyone. If Bama, ND, or UGA is targeting Muschamp, offer him 3.5 mil (1 mil more than Venables) to be the highest paid DC in the country and tell him to give you an answer right then and there. If you want Jeff Banks, double his salary from Bama. Make him say no. We raised all of this money and got turned down by Urban. Well what's stopping us from buying the country's best coordinators, position coaches, and support staff? Let Sark manage the offense and let Will manage the defense. We're going to have to buy our way to success. I'm done with coaches that need to learn on the job. Get the best guys, period. If they say no, make them an offer they can't refuse. It's time we pull our dick out and show how big it is. Let's see if other athletic departments, boosters, and schools will shell out the money we will in a pandemic. Fuck those schools... let's fucking go...
#allgasnobrakes
#allgasnobrakes
A Surly farewell to turtle tom - GIF Reaction thread of dominance
immamac posted a topic in Football,
GIF + blurb only. You know what to do.
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
texifornia posted an article in 2020 Season,
Almost as unceremonious as his past 2 victories to finish off the season, Tom "the turtle" Herman has been removed as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns.
We don't really wish you anything, but to get the hell out of here Tom.
We don't really wish you anything, but to get the hell out of here Tom.
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Post in Urban Meyer or bust
Levi posted a post in a topic,
We literally have every facet of life in this one thread. Boobs, cooking, beer, sadness, happiness, mystery, doubt, love more boobs and beer etc...ITS. ALL. HERE.
Post in Urban Meyer or bust
Rimbo posted a post in a topic,
i was told to post this by my source:
hey @futureman...
hey @futureman...
2 hours to kick. Name the game thread.
immamac posted a topic in Football,
You guys know what to do.
Also any comic or serious write ups about game predictions or keys to win or what this game means will be mashed up to be the OP of the game thread.
My contribution:
2020 Alamo Bowl: URBAN MEYER TO TEXAS EDITION
Before kickoff tonight the Longhorns come without all year starters at many skill positions. Sam will try his bestest to run away from the buffaloes that will surely be crashing through the decimated offensive line. RoJo will be the key to victory with his trusty sidekick Bijan Robinson who need to rush for a combined 200 yards to win the game. Colorado will come out in a strange cloud of skunky smelling smoke and be lethargic asking for snacks on the sidelines and throughout the game. Tom Herman will do his best turtle impression and fully display his completely limp dick energy in what is certain to be the final game as his coaching career at Texas.
Final prediction. 33-27 Texas.
Also any comic or serious write ups about game predictions or keys to win or what this game means will be mashed up to be the OP of the game thread.
My contribution:
2020 Alamo Bowl: URBAN MEYER TO TEXAS EDITION
Before kickoff tonight the Longhorns come without all year starters at many skill positions. Sam will try his bestest to run away from the buffaloes that will surely be crashing through the decimated offensive line. RoJo will be the key to victory with his trusty sidekick Bijan Robinson who need to rush for a combined 200 yards to win the game. Colorado will come out in a strange cloud of skunky smelling smoke and be lethargic asking for snacks on the sidelines and throughout the game. Tom Herman will do his best turtle impression and fully display his completely limp dick energy in what is certain to be the final game as his coaching career at Texas.
Final prediction. 33-27 Texas.
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Cheez-It Bowl - #21 OK State v. #18 Miami - 4:30 pm ESPN
'stache posted an article in 2020 Season,
Horrible bowl name, but the best matchup outside the NY6 (only one involving two ranked team). We're apparently favored by 1 point. Not sure why. Hubbard won't play. Tylan Wallace will play. Spencer Sanders is still a turnover machine. Gundy tends to let loose in meaningless bowl games so maybe we will actually have a decent offensive performance. Either way, hopefully it's a good mid-afternoon game before you guys throttle Colorado.
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Post in Urban Meyer or bust
Nicole44 posted a post in a topic,
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‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty?
The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.
The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads.
Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered the millions by passing the hat.
When out in the football world there arose such a clatter, FUPM tripped on his squatty potty and emptied his bladder.
away to the bay window nicole44 flew like a flash and (...paywall lol) the internet did crash
Those 9.95’ers with their sources who know those in the know. Reading their shit is like dipping a McRibb in a bowl of Mayo.
When what on FLIGHTAWARE should appear but Urban our new HC riding a flying Longhorn steer.
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Fuck it! Merry early Christmas surly! It’s happening. Miracles do happen! Urban or Bust!
I have had more fun on this board in the past odd month or so than most of the entire year! Y’all are awesome. Thanks for not crowd sourcing me and letting me be me and post here!
(My UT graduation day)
‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty?
The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there.
The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads.
Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered the millions by passing the hat.
When out in the football world there arose such a clatter, FUPM tripped on his squatty potty and emptied his bladder.
away to the bay window nicole44 flew like a flash and (...paywall lol) the internet did crash
Those 9.95’ers with their sources who know those in the know. Reading their shit is like dipping a McRibb in a bowl of Mayo.
When what on FLIGHTAWARE should appear but Urban our new HC riding a flying Longhorn steer.
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Fuck it! Merry early Christmas surly! It’s happening. Miracles do happen! Urban or Bust!
I have had more fun on this board in the past odd month or so than most of the entire year! Y’all are awesome. Thanks for not crowd sourcing me and letting me be me and post here!
(My UT graduation day)
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immamac,Post in Urban Meyer or bust
AlamoAnon posted a post in a topic,
I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:
Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made.
My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.
Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made.
My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.
Post in Urban Meyer or bust
Nicole44 posted a post in a topic,
The 9.95’ers bringing their usual disappoint today. Might as well have just said, we don’t know what UT is doing via a HC search and as such feel confident saying we lost out on a potential hire because that HC was on a list of names we pulled out of our ass as possible Herman replacements. Because it’s important to always undermine the school in every possible way even if it’s just speculation.
Texas Roster 2021 -- Turn This Shit Around
LTtxfan posted a topic in Football,
Early Signees 2021 Class...
Signed Letter of Intent (18)
Ja'Tavion Sanders Ryan (Denton, TX) ATH
6-3.5 / 220 0.9878 21 1 3. Signed
JD Coffey Kennedale (Kennedale, TX) S
6-0.5 / 180. 0.9314 156 7 26 Signed
Jamier Johnson John Muir (Pasadena, CA) CB
6-0 / 170 0.9064 263 20 22 Signed
Derrick Harris Jr. New Caney (New Caney, TX) WDE
6-2.5 / 215 0.9056 272 19 41 Signed
Jordon Thomas Memorial (Port Arthur, TX) WDE
6-3 / 240 0.9013 295 21 45 Signed
Terrence Cooks Shadow Creek (Pearland, TX) OLB
6-2 / 210 0.8992 306 18 46 Signed
Morice Blackwell Martin (Arlington, TX) OLB
6-1 / 196 0.8934 344 24 50 Signed
Jaden Alexis Monarch (Pompano Beach, FL) WR
5-11 / 185 0.8925 347 56 57 Signed
Hayden Conner Taylor (Katy, TX) OT
6-5.5 / 317 0.8871 389 30 54 Signed
Byron Murphy II DeSoto (DeSoto, TX) DT
6-1 / 290 0.8863 402 25 55 Signed
Jonathon Brooks Hallettsville (Hallettsville, TX) RB
6-0 / 185. 0.8850. 420 23 60 Signed
Juan Davis Everman (Fort Worth, TX) ATH
6-4 / 217 0.8742. 537 35 77 Signed
Gunnar Helm Cherry Creek (Englewood, CO) TE
6-5 / 225. 0.8674. 654 33 5. Signed
Barryn Sorrell Holy Cross (New Orleans, LA) SDE
6-3 / 250 0.8593. 832 54 23 Commit 12/16/2020
Charles Wright Austin High (Austin, TX) PRO
6-1 / 194. 0.8572 885 32 125 Signed
Casey Cain Warren Easton (New Orleans, LA) WR
6-2 / 175 0.8519 NA 147 31 Signed
Max Merril Strake Jesuit (Houston, TX) OT
6-4 / 273 0.8506 NA 95 162 Signed.
Isaac Pearson ProKick Australia (Australia, AUST) Punter
6-2 / 215. 0.8168. NA 4 1 Signed
Transfers (1)
Darion Dunn. 6-1 / 192. N/A (HS). CB. Immediate SIGNED
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Also
Hard Commits (1)
Ishmael Ibraheem Kimball (Dallas, TX)
6-1 / 175 0.9338. 147 11 25 Commit 6/15/2020. CB
Returning Transfer (1)
Brenden Schooler 6-2 / 190 0.8111 (HS) WR Immediate
Signed Letter of Intent (18)
Ja'Tavion Sanders Ryan (Denton, TX) ATH
6-3.5 / 220 0.9878 21 1 3. Signed
JD Coffey Kennedale (Kennedale, TX) S
6-0.5 / 180. 0.9314 156 7 26 Signed
Jamier Johnson John Muir (Pasadena, CA) CB
6-0 / 170 0.9064 263 20 22 Signed
Derrick Harris Jr. New Caney (New Caney, TX) WDE
6-2.5 / 215 0.9056 272 19 41 Signed
Jordon Thomas Memorial (Port Arthur, TX) WDE
6-3 / 240 0.9013 295 21 45 Signed
Terrence Cooks Shadow Creek (Pearland, TX) OLB
6-2 / 210 0.8992 306 18 46 Signed
Morice Blackwell Martin (Arlington, TX) OLB
6-1 / 196 0.8934 344 24 50 Signed
Jaden Alexis Monarch (Pompano Beach, FL) WR
5-11 / 185 0.8925 347 56 57 Signed
Hayden Conner Taylor (Katy, TX) OT
6-5.5 / 317 0.8871 389 30 54 Signed
Byron Murphy II DeSoto (DeSoto, TX) DT
6-1 / 290 0.8863 402 25 55 Signed
Jonathon Brooks Hallettsville (Hallettsville, TX) RB
6-0 / 185. 0.8850. 420 23 60 Signed
Juan Davis Everman (Fort Worth, TX) ATH
6-4 / 217 0.8742. 537 35 77 Signed
Gunnar Helm Cherry Creek (Englewood, CO) TE
6-5 / 225. 0.8674. 654 33 5. Signed
Barryn Sorrell Holy Cross (New Orleans, LA) SDE
6-3 / 250 0.8593. 832 54 23 Commit 12/16/2020
Charles Wright Austin High (Austin, TX) PRO
6-1 / 194. 0.8572 885 32 125 Signed
Casey Cain Warren Easton (New Orleans, LA) WR
6-2 / 175 0.8519 NA 147 31 Signed
Max Merril Strake Jesuit (Houston, TX) OT
6-4 / 273 0.8506 NA 95 162 Signed.
Isaac Pearson ProKick Australia (Australia, AUST) Punter
6-2 / 215. 0.8168. NA 4 1 Signed
Transfers (1)
Darion Dunn. 6-1 / 192. N/A (HS). CB. Immediate SIGNED
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Also
Hard Commits (1)
Ishmael Ibraheem Kimball (Dallas, TX)
6-1 / 175 0.9338. 147 11 25 Commit 6/15/2020. CB
Returning Transfer (1)
Brenden Schooler 6-2 / 190 0.8111 (HS) WR Immediate
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We are famous!
immamac posted a topic in Football,
Only made it to #3 this year, gotta do some work to knock off the champs over at tigerdroppings.com
Made texags our bitch though.
https://messageboardgeniuses.com/2020/12/22/top-5-college-football-message-boards-of-2020
Made texags our bitch though.
https://messageboardgeniuses.com/2020/12/22/top-5-college-football-message-boards-of-2020
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Post in Urban Meyer or bust
90's_Horn posted a post in a topic,
Harsin was just announced as Auburn HC on ESPN
Post in The Surly Official 2020 Corching Search Thread of DOOM and DESPAIR
LTtxfan posted a post in a topic,
Post in The Surly Official 2020 Corching Search Thread of DOOM and DESPAIR
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immamac,Post in Urban Meyer or bust
RGBIII posted a post in a topic,
TFB...FWIW (not a lot)
***Still chasing some additional confirmation on this one but received a call earlier today and based on what I’m initially hearing, Steve Sarkisian is going to be a name to watch. Truth be told, he may be the name to watch.
***Oh and btw, if Sark were to be the guy, very good chance you’d see Bryce Young in a Texas uniform next year.
***Also, from Bama source – “Sark is the best OC we’ve had here under Saban”.
***Also, on the general question of a coaching change, I am getting a stronger and stronger sense that a change is in the works. Don’t know what percentage I’d put it at but I’d say over 50%.
***I’m told nothing would happen till after the bowl game and I don’t know what impact a big win would have on the question of a change.
***Still chasing some additional confirmation on this one but received a call earlier today and based on what I’m initially hearing, Steve Sarkisian is going to be a name to watch. Truth be told, he may be the name to watch.
***Oh and btw, if Sark were to be the guy, very good chance you’d see Bryce Young in a Texas uniform next year.
***Also, from Bama source – “Sark is the best OC we’ve had here under Saban”.
***Also, on the general question of a coaching change, I am getting a stronger and stronger sense that a change is in the works. Don’t know what percentage I’d put it at but I’d say over 50%.
***I’m told nothing would happen till after the bowl game and I don’t know what impact a big win would have on the question of a change.
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immamac,
Are we going to do a Bowl Pick'em Contest this year?
BigOrange1 posted a topic in Football,
...because unbeknownst to me before about 30 seconds ago, bowl season starts this saturday.
http://fantasy.espn.com/college-bowl-mania/2020/en/group?groupID=278966
password is: werefucked
$25 entry, PM me for venmo, cashapp or paypal.
don't mention gambling in the message, just put surly.
http://fantasy.espn.com/college-bowl-mania/2020/en/group?groupID=278966
password is: werefucked
$25 entry, PM me for venmo, cashapp or paypal.
don't mention gambling in the message, just put surly.
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immamac,Post in Urban Meyer or bust
immamac posted a post in a topic,
The last 2 pages have more info than this and probably about 50 times more big dick energy. Night crew.
I need a $10 white elephant gift
Parliament posted a topic in Can You Help Me With This?,
Something clean, thx.
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2021 Early NSD Thread - LOI's Confirmed Only
BurntOrange&White posted a topic in 🤫$9.95🤫,
2021 Early NSD Thread - LOI's Confirmed Only
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Post in Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead
Mapache posted a post in a topic,
Fuck off forever
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immamac,
Post in BJ Foster, destructive back
TreatyOak posted a post in a topic,
Post in BJ Foster, destructive back
New Site Motto
immamac posted a topic in Football,
2020 season is mysteriously upon us.
We need a new motto and we need one now.
We need a new motto and we need one now.
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New lurker landing page and site change for non members
immamac posted a topic in Please do this better?,
I'm changing it from the good old fashioned forum look to the twitterized feed look. It's easier and better for ads and it gets engagement outside to the niche corners of the site.
If you want to know what I'm talking about go to the "all activity" button in the activity drop-down.
I'm going to work to enable replies inline, but that capability will be available and is implemented in discord. Which you also need to be a treefiddy subscriber for.
Also we will be opening up the gallery to non members for uploads. Once they are uploaded anyone on this site can use them in their posts.
Videos will remain members only upload. We support most file formats and natively embed into the forum from our servers with permissions and copyright available. This data is on a redundant constantly backed up and replicated storage solution. Appropriate for a private cloud equivalent - we also will be supporting the S3 protocol with minio soon. Storage is limited to 100GB for treefiddy. Sizes up to 2TB available.
If you want to know what I'm talking about go to the "all activity" button in the activity drop-down.
I'm going to work to enable replies inline, but that capability will be available and is implemented in discord. Which you also need to be a treefiddy subscriber for.
Also we will be opening up the gallery to non members for uploads. Once they are uploaded anyone on this site can use them in their posts.
Videos will remain members only upload. We support most file formats and natively embed into the forum from our servers with permissions and copyright available. This data is on a redundant constantly backed up and replicated storage solution. Appropriate for a private cloud equivalent - we also will be supporting the S3 protocol with minio soon. Storage is limited to 100GB for treefiddy. Sizes up to 2TB available.
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Name tonight's thread. Oklahoma State at Texas
immamac posted a topic in Football,
This week's edition of name that thread.
Mullet references are encouraged.
Mullet references are encouraged.
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