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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. I'm ashamed to say this is my hometown. Brisket is right, most of these fucks around here only care about the 2nd Amendment. The rest of that rag isn't important. Unless the Feds gets involved, I don't see anybody in the State that has the will or want to make this right. Our AG is a POS (sound familiar?)and our well meaning Gov has been rendered toothless by the lege. Fuck
  2. No. It’s by my recliner.
  3. On the way to fuck your bitch.
  4. At least they aren’t singing the doxology.
  5. Less than a week ago we had a couple days over 105 and 27 straight days in triple digits. A cold front blew through last night with 80 mph straight winds, knocking out power in our area. It’s 57 this morning. 62 in the house. Power is back on but we won’t need AC for a few hours. It’s a nice respite but it will be hot again soon.
  6. How about a mostly complete set of "History Of Nations" by Henry Cabot Lodge?
  7. Thanks. I just bought another fucking My Pillow
  8. Here it is just in case you missed it.
  9. The Royals beat the Mets on a bases loaded walk off balk in the 10th. Really odd ending.
  10. Bobby Witt Jr has gone GS, solo shot and rbi single in his last 3 ABs. Our boy is growing up right in front of us. ETA: Witt is the first Royal ever to have a hit and rbi in 5 consecutive PAs. I’m surprised Brett never did that.
  11. The answer is always tree fiddy.
  12. I'm headed out to the CC for his Celebration of Life. Fuck Cancer
  13. Here’s the deal kids. Life is just a series of doors that you go through. But they are one way doors. No going back. You reach a point that you hate those fucking doors. Get off our fucking backs.
  14. Very little of churching is church. Yuvvie out front should have told you.
  15. This is my hope. The angst about the pick is more about the GM and draft director being holdovers from the Dayton Moore regime. The drafting they did at DMs direction was nothing less than horrible. The total WAR from first round picks since 2015 is 5.7 and Brady Singer accounts for 5.9 of that. Lot of negative WAR from the Hunter Doziers of those drafts. The kid seems like a solid player, maybe taken a few slots too early, but athletic enough to move to a more needed position. I'm hopeful he will be a solid ML player.
  16. I be damned. I can check all three of these. Additionally, I had a Ruger Single Six .357 holstered at the convenience store. To be fair, it was more of a general store and they had hitching rails for the local cowboys. I wasn't being any kind of badass. We still miss that El Camino...
  17. Save his sorry ass over and over so that this can happen over and over. Just seems fair.
  18. Immaculate Grid 90 7/9: 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜️⬜️ 337 rarity index. Sax was my lowest also.
  19. Frank White had nine GG.
  20. I just got a call that one of my longtime golf buddies is coming home from the hospital to enter Hospice care. He's been fighting esophageal cancer for several years and went to the hospital yesterday with pneumonia. One of the nicest, smartest guys I know. Cancer gives no fucks. He will be the first of our group to go and this will leave a huge hole. I'm trying to get a little work done before the holiday but I might as well go home. Fuck Cancer
  21. Did your soul have boobs? No? Well, there you go.
  22. They opened for Swedish Sex Dungeon in KC a couple years ago.
  23. I had a temporal artery biopsy Tuesday and I'm scheduled to see a rheumatologist mid-July. I've been on prednisone again since the 5th of June. I am supposed to get the biopsy results next Tuesday. The biopsy was done because I had a couple of blurred vision episodes. Overall, I'm functioning pretty well. We traveled to the Keys for our Anniversary and another wedding in JAX without too much discomfort. So far so good.
  24. Oh, I’m aware.
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