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    What do you call a postpartum cow? Decaffeinated
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    Sounds like magic
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    That, and the inability to defend and rebound, probably had more to do with it than your voodoo.
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    Thanks for the jinx. Smallest crowd I've seen for a good team in Koch ever. Granted, I'm in the nosebleeds but we moved down a dozen rows and still had nobody close to us. Sad times. It'll get better after we hire Beard.
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    CSB, in 1988 my wife had a bad car crash and suffered a TBI. As a result, she lost her sense of smell. I have been farting with impunity for the last 30-some years. Her hearing, on the other hand, was enhanced so she still gets to hear them.
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    Time lapse from my kid's house in Kyle. Video.mov
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    Sounds like it was a good trade
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    We replaced our electric range with an LP range after my daughter went through several days without power during the last TX grid failure. We figured it would be better than cooking on the patio during a cold weather power outage. sarcasm<And now they want to take it away from me.>sarcasm
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    Damn. That has to suck.
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    No camping stoves? Patio grills? Weber charcoal burner?
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    No idea why there were only 5 pepperoni slices left but I threw them in. I couldn't find a paper plate so deduct a few points for prep but it was delicious for today's lunch.
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    Someone should organize a Celebration of Specialness. Maybe invite David Byrne.
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    I get a suggested playlist every Monday morning. The tunes are selected based on my recent activity. I usually listen straight through without shuffle and add a few of the recommended to my favorites. I thought that everyone got that feature but I don 't know that for sure. ETA: Discover Weekly is the playlist. If I did anything to subscribe to this list, I don't remember it.
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    That's it! I said Saturday night but it was Friday. I've been in and out of a covid coma for the last several days and got my days confused. This is my old man hobby. I wait for something to fly over and track it til it lands.
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    Saturday night a Canadian AF Hercules flew over my house headed south. I pulled up flightradar24 and followed it all the way to Bergstrom. Probably what you saw. I didn’t pay any attention to the model other than Lockheed Herc. The flight originated at Winnipeg. I only followed it because it seemed odd to have a RCAF plane over Kansas.
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    I'm getting an occasional ad but nothing to bitch about. The other oddity I have noticed is that I have lost the star that indicates I have participated in a thread. I still have a $3.50 logo so it doesn't look like the rent is past due. Not really much of a problem but I thought @immamac might need to hear about all of the symptoms.
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    Maybe not his focus, but it was his aim.
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    Cowboys have the 18 down pat.
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    My Dad always followed her name with "ducka you head".
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    The Rio Grande is clearer than I would have guessed.
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    What are you hiding by leaving the appliance doors open?
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    Yeah, I've been around long enough to know all that but you have to admit that the journey from carnies to secret agents to incestuous LGBTQ types might be worth more than one "wow". But I was raised a simple Mennonite so what do I know?
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    Interesting unit of measurement. I would give your story 2 Torbushs but they are pretty subjective, I suppose.
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    Fuckery Fucking has a nice ring to it.

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