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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. But it will be a while before you can jerk off. Unless you are a southpaw.
  2. In English, por favor.
  3. I'll try to remember that the next time I murder my wife.
  4. I'm not sure the rest of the family should get a pass just because they aren't murderous shitheels. The way that family controlled that county, you know they have some shady shit in their pasts as well. BooHoo
  5. The 320a bordering my property just sold for $1.5M. Mostly really good bottom ground with 30a or so of timbered creek bed. Good bird and deer populations. I don't see how they are going to recoup that from farming and selling hunting leases. Raised the asking price for my 80 considerably.
  6. They were the soundtrack to the courtship of my wife. 50 years this summer.
  7. That's why the sentence is so light. Anybody with a sticker has to serve a year.
  8. Gottem. My wife loves the Wolf pic. I like this one. Thanks
  9. Telling Hazel from down the road to hang up so you could talk to your doctor privately.
  10. Pretty simple, really. There are some really good photographers on here and I aim to get some work from many of them. I'd leave some out if I tried to list them all but I'm going to try to populate a wall in my house with their work. It's an easy way to cover up my shitty drywall skills. If you have a site that has your work for sale, I'll take a look. My plan is to get something from a couple of photographers each month.
  11. You and @Hornius Emeritus are next on my list of Surlyites to get photos from. I want some of your birdwork. I have a wall in the living room that is being filled with pictures from this site.
  12. Dead serious. You will hang next to @Patricio Swayze
  13. Where can I purchase your work?
  14. We gave each of our employees this set for Christmas a couple years ago. The tools are good quality but the case doesn't hold up to the weather if left on the patio over the entire winter. Ask me how I know.
  15. I have way more 7/16 wrenches and sockets than I have storage for. How many do you want? The 10mm socket I have in my Snap-On kit is a Craftsman.
  16. Interesting to me that he used a small German breed to harvest turds. Imagine a German Shepard instead.
  17. Reid, twice, went out of his way to praise Bienemy for his contributions last night. So did Mahomes. I don't know if they are trying to get him a head coaching position, but I like him right where he is. I want him to replace Reid when that day comes. Bijan will be gone long before KC picks but it would make me happy to have another UT RB in the fold. I am sick and tired of seeing Pacheco showboat after every 4 yard gain. It rankles my old man bones.
  18. Just jumper it closed. What could go wrong?
  19. Damn. I haven't had braunschweiger in a long time. Thanks for the reminder.
  20. What do you call a postpartum cow? Decaffeinated
  21. Sounds like magic
  22. That, and the inability to defend and rebound, probably had more to do with it than your voodoo.
  23. Thanks for the jinx. Smallest crowd I've seen for a good team in Koch ever. Granted, I'm in the nosebleeds but we moved down a dozen rows and still had nobody close to us. Sad times. It'll get better after we hire Beard.
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