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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. You aren’t the goofy looking dude in the tech hoodie at the Barfield bar are you?
  2. Thanks. Just checked into the Barfield. Looking for a beer now.
  3. I have never owned one of these but I was at a gun show in Wichita, 197?, when an off duty WPD patrolman shot himself in the foot with one. He had just purchased it and attempted to put it into an ankle holster with some difficulty. The gun fired, the place went silent, a lot of slides were heard cycling and then he started moaning "Oh Fuck, Oh Fuck". Put a real damper on the festivities.
  4. So often, on Surly and other boards, the first response is the perfect one. Thanks @JohnnyRage for saying what I wanted to. Bear, I'll keep you in my thoughts.
  5. That's why I'm doing a layover in Turpin,OK Thursday evening. Not just a hatrack, Slorch.
  6. You don't owe any of us an explanation for that. Wife and I moved our OLD farmhouse to it's current location and proceeded to gut it and remodel every room in it ourselves. We had lots of rooms that looked like that for weeks into months and longer. All that fancy shit don't make the food taste any different.
  7. ^^^ Leaving tomorrow to do the Palo Duro hiking trip and this is the play for Friday night. I'm not sure if it's a good idea to eat a big porterhouse before going on a 10 mile hike but fuck it. I can shit anywhere I want along the trail, right?
  8. This is spot on. We have flown from Wichita to Vegas a couple of times and it was easy enough and without any delays. That was quite a few years ago and things are probably different now. We survived but the dirty fingernails were offputting.
  9. I have fallen out of love with Wordle lately. Quordle has been much more of a challenge. The last word was really a shot in the dark. Daily Quordle #51 6️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ quordle.com 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  10. Daily Quordle #47 9️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Down to the wire.
  11. Wordle 266 4/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 thought I had it in two but I guessed wrong twice.
  12. Wordle 265 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Seems to be an easy guess today.
  13. Rear wing doubles as a lift gate.
  14. FRISCO, Texas – Wichita State erased a 4-0 deficit for the third time in the past week, scoring six times over the final three innings to knock off Texas A&M 6-5 and win the Frisco Classic https://goshockers.com/news/2022/3/6/baseball-shockers-stun-texas-am-to-win-frisco-classic.aspx WSU is not good. Not yet.
  15. Are you standing or prone while the maters are put in the pool? If prone, face up or face down? Will you be naked? I really hope you're naked.
  16. Daily Quordle #40 8️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle 259 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 it’s been a good morning.
  17. No need to show my fail but that is the worst geographical area for me.
  18. Wordle 257 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 looks like it was a par 3 today.
  19. Is this kid any good? His decision making is probably as suspect as his old man’s. Pass
  20. Daily Quordle #37 7️⃣9️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Only the second time I've played this. How common is solving all four?
  21. Damn. R.I.P. Mark. Your transformation here was a joy to behold. I'm gonna miss you.
  22. Wordle 255 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I had a long dry spell between the third and fourth guess.
  23. Wordle 252 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 nothing special, just learning to copypasta on my new phone.
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