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    You’re out of your element, Donnie
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    The fires that @Hate and @Lobo were talking about are starting in western Kansas . They are out by Hoxie but info is a little sketchy right now.
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    Good luck Al. We were pretty lucky. I lost a double garage window and maybe a third of the shingles on the west side of my house. Got off pretty light considering the power of that storm. I’ll be out in the morning helping clean up in town. They got hit much harder.
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    A line of storms just blew through here in central Kansas. We have tree limbs down all over town and some power outages. I don't have a clue how strong the winds were but it was stronger than anything I have seen that wasn't a tornado. Wife says we have some shingles laying in the backyard so I'll get the insurance guy out. Lucky that it was nothing like KY, AR and IL saw. You Iowa folks better keep your head on a swivel. Good Luck
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    Oats was clowned for sure but I wonder if it was Penny applying the makeup. Full disclosure: I only saw the highlights. When Mike Miller was his top assistant, Miller ran all of the in-game huddles and Penny stood to the side and watched. I'm not sure who took Miller's place but I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that Penny wasn't calling the shots. Penny is a hell of a recruiter though. Memphis always looks like they should rule the AAC and yet they find a way to be an also ran. Derka is correct, I hope Memphis doesn't kick him to the curb just yet.
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    Every year, my son and his wife host/mentor 1 or 2 football players from the local Community College. The kids get to eat home-cooked meals, study without the disruptions of a dorm and basically have a home away from home. Today, this years young man found out that he is a 2nd Team All-American. How does this NIL thingy work?
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    I’m curious if the snapper was signaled to do that or if he did it on his own. I want the truth!!
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    This has been doing some sort of testing over my ranchette the last week. It has been doing some impressive climbs and high altitude work. From what little I have read it is to be a more modern Pilates P-12, slightly bigger and a more user friendly GE Conquest engine. Yesterday it was out and about with a SkyCourier. I suppose they were doing photo shoots at about 5000 ft according to Flightradar24. Interesting that only the Denali showed up on the app.
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    It's about fucking time .
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    I never wore my wedding ring regularly. When I got married, the place I worked didn't allow any jewelry to be worn during work. Even after I left that job I didn't wear it. When My dad passed away, the nursing home couldn't find his band so I put mine on his hand and buried it with him.
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    More like his younger brother, but yeah.
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    An IHC M1 is one of the few guns I would spend money on*. I'm happy for you. * I have plenty of firearms and have been giving them away to younger family members.
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    Talent show at the Cucumber Festival could fill a few minutes of airtime.
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    RollLeft beat me to it , but the only course of action is to shoot that fucking rodent.
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    A Kraft single, maybe.
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    Office manager forwarded this to me. New Employee: Can I put my girlfriend on the health insurance? OM: I think you can, but have to sign a form stating you are considered common law married and if you ever want to remove her from coverage, you will have to file for divorce. New Employee: Well, she’s not divorced from her husband yet.
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    Yessir. Lots of fun to be had before the weekend starts.
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    Yeah, I'm on my way out past WaKeeney for opening day of Pheasant season. You have folks in Grainfield, right?
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    I just destroyed the restroom at Menard's in Salina, KS Not really a thought but I couldn't find the humblebrag thread.
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    If it's all I have around then, yes, I'm using Kraft singles. @Steel Shank would be saddened by your intolerance. Enough of this detour. Doesn't anybody have some Holiday hate and discontent to share?
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    A pic was already posted. How many different ways can a piece of cheese be draped on a slice of pie? It's really good. What's not to like?
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    I can guarantee you that some Ioweegians do this. You got Mennonites, don't you? I wouldn't force it on anybody but don't tell me I can't have cheese on my pie.
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    I don't have a functioning relationship with your mother. Mind if I have a go at beating his ass?

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