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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. I killed my HP-11C today. The details don't matter, I was careless. That motherfucker was used almost daily for 40 years and was going into my coffin with me.
  2. Does he like gladiator movies?
  3. I was a passenger on the same road last week. Much sloooower. This hits far from home. Pastrana has to be nuts. I'm not sure how his big balls don't block his vision.
  4. I knew there would be at least one Surl that would get the reference. I expected it would be @Patricio Swayze
  5. Thanks, Duck.
  6. Gobblin' cock.
  7. Eating in the car while moving was a rarity until McDonald's took hold. You took your food to a park and ate like civilized folk. Only savages ate on the road.
  8. The Wreck Of The Raymond Caldwell.
  9. We are leaving tomorrow for York, ME. Pulling a u-haul with a bunch of tools leftover from my Dad's shop. Gonna divvy them up with my brother and his kids. It will be a quick trip out with a stop at the AF Museum in Dayton and Saratoga. Thanks to @Underdog for the suggestion. Taking our time on the way home with stops in DC, Norfolk and Louisville.
  10. Tha's what I'm tombout
  11. In what world is a Phillips for Fox trade fair? Lucious fucking Fox. I am certain that Dayton Moore sent Brett packing because he had porn on his phone. The Royals don't have a legit CF anywhere in the system and they gave this guy away. Has any other GM ever had the chance to have 13 losing seasons out of 16? Unbelievable.
  12. Do you suppose Marlin Perkins did porn? He kinda had that look.
  13. Hang in there, buddy. 90 more days or so.
  14. Kelly Okie, the dumbass on the Wichita- Des Moines route?
  15. Try that shit when you have both knee replacements.
  16. A reminder that the Oshkosh Fly-in starts today. There have been some interesting planes come across Flightradar24 this morning.
  17. Who could imagine?
  18. What is the difference? I didn't hear his comments with zinger muted.
  19. Same here. I reserved 2 nights at a KC Marriott. Things changed and I needed to drop the 2nd night. I tried the online option to modify but it would only allow a total cancellation. Tried to reach a person and sat on hold for way too long. I finally cancelled the whole shebang and went to the Hilton property next door. Fuck automated systems that only do part of the job
  20. No. The boy in the bikini panties has a dick
  21. My Dad had a part time gunshop so there was always shit around to get us in trouble. He was a railway mail clerk so his schedule was at Home- 2days and on the road- 2 days so we had plenty of time too. We would put .22 shorts in a loose fitting hole in his anvil and hit them with a 3 lb hammer. It would make a bang and the bullet would fall at our feet but there was little pressure to speak of.
  22. 8-10 year old Shox went on vacation to the Ozarks with the folks and brought home a corncob pipe. My buddy Fred had a much older brother, we had heard him talk about smoking grass and weed. Not knowing any better, we packed the bowl full of grass clippings. I figured I needed to pull air through the pipe to get it lit and damn near set my lungs on fire. I had trouble talking for a week or so and never told the folks why.
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