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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. The puck has lived in the Vegas end.
  2. The National Anthems of both countries were just knocked out of the park. No look at me bullshit. Gave me chills.
  3. No fucking way that yeasty ooze is keeping that beer chilled.
  4. I'm gonna guess this is a Texism? I've been around livestock most of my life and I never heard this before. I'm using this for sure.
  5. Yeah, it was a joke. I am surprised to see how many of us have rigs like this. Wouldn't take much to kevlar that bitch out.
  6. Sand Creek Station is the closest "nice" golf course to me and the one we play when we aren't playing our 9-hole local CC. The native Bluestem rough is almost 2' deep by now and so thick that it is hard to walk through. Finding a ball in that shit is tough. And the chiggers! There is a lot of it on that course but they are pretty fair about mowing enough area between the fairways and rough on most holes to mean that it takes a really poor shot to get in it. I would like to see the scorecard or play-by-play to see how much of the guntsch they were in through 7 holes. Not excusing the douchebags but I can see how it would be irritating. They still behaved like children and deserve all the scorn.
  7. Rinus VeeKay to miss Road America. Fell off of his bike. https://www.espn.com/racing/indycar/story/_/id/31641832/indycar-rinus-veekay-recovering-surgery-broken-left-clavicle-cycling-acci
  8. @pops posted this in the PGA thread elsewhere. https://firepitcollective.com/lets-get-ready-to-rumble/ It gives a more detailed account of the kerfuffle.
  9. The perp looks like he might be a little douchey. https://www.ksn.com/news/crime/man-arrested-after-fight-at-sand-creek-station-golf-course-during-a-qualifying-event-for-wichita-open/ The victim and suspect were golfing together as part of a qualifying event for the PGA Korn Ferry Tour Wichita Open. An argument began when the suspect and his father/caddy refused to help the victim look for an errant golf ball in the rough. The suspect then punched the victim in the face and tackled him to the ground. He held the victim down until he said “uncle” and then released him.
  10. Thanks to all of you that posted last night. I played golf, got drunk and passed out without seeing any of it.
  11. Thanks for the Anne Sexton reference. I never knew the backstory. Spent some time reading her poetry and now I like the song even more than I already did.
  12. A Catholic friend always refers to the kneeler as a bondage bench. Congrats on 54. I understand the commitment that it takes from the both of you.
  13. His cover of "Burnin down the house" was great.
  14. That's me. I don't watch enough regular season to really know who can do what. Vegas has been a surprise to me. I thought the Avs would handle them without much trouble.
  15. Around here we get 4-5 boxes shipped in per day and we may ship 2-3 per day. We don't have the time or the want-to for hunting down the perfect box. You get what you get from the few choices laying about.
  16. Like he had a shitty diaper
  17. Would anybody be interested in buying a dozen steel stamps that make a backwards "G"? I don't have a use for them.
  18. The Spork!!!!! We'll see if Trey Hillman taught him anything.
  19. Don't try to tell me you've never pushed a twat back inside a heefer
  20. Less than a minute into OT. The Av's had plenty of regulation chances and couldn't quite close the deal.
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