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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. He did get his ERA down to 45.00 so that's something.
  2. Welp, me too.
  3. Let's fucking go! Shockingly, Adelberto Mondesi starts the season on the IL. It sucks hard to be a Royals fan. All you Rangers fans can lick my taint. Did I do that right @Sbbruin?
  4. Props to the expectant parents.
  5. Take your pick Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested Florida Man Charged for Stealing Naked Trump Statue Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
  6. It There is no way you had an AR with the first serving pic and didn't post it. That means you recreated the scene and had a second helping of it all. That's fucking awesome.
  7. Yeah, I was going to make t-shirts like "Fishing at the Lazy MF" showing rednecks dynamiting carp from a rowboat. That kind of shit. But I decided it was too much work.
  8. My registered brand is Lazy MF.
  9. Yeah. A $99 Hi-Point 9mm would set the table nicely.
  10. My brother has lived in York for 20 years now. Plenty of good eating spots in York proper and it's close enough to Portsmouth to go there as well. Portland is less than an hour up the Turnpike and it is a great town for foodies. Somebody upthread mentioned The Lobster Shack at Cape Elizabeth and is right, must try that. The two public beaches in York are nice and there are private ones that you might luck into if you meet the right folks of stay at the right place. New Hampshire offers some nice side trips like Mt Washington, be sure to bring a coat if you go.
  11. All that picture needs is a pack of Marlboros.
  12. I wish I could but they aren't VM. She called 6 times over 2 days, within minutes of being told to dial a 6 instead of a 3. She has a very thick accent that is hard for my old ears to figure out and of course she is screaming. She hasn't called for a couple days now and I'm hoping she found peace.
  13. My daughter took a video of it landing but without anything else around it to reference it didn't look any different than a 747. Other than a jillion wheels underneath it maybe.
  14. Is anybody going out to Bergstrom to see the AN 124? Flight number VDA4418 if you want to track it. It just flew over the NW corner of KS so it should land around 1:30.
  15. So, I had the 1st Moderna 2 weeks ago, minor soreness, no problem. Monday I started passing a kidney stone, uncomfortable, but I've had several before and this wasn't too bad. I did take the opportunity to use it as an excuse to stay home, so the anti-vaxxers on the shop floor were aware that I wasn't around. They are spreading the story that this is just my body rejecting the tracking chip. Proof that they shouldn't get the shot. We offered a day off with pay if they would go get it. Zero takers. Morons
  16. I have the same infatuation with Gina Chavez. Yeah, I know. Don't care.
  17. KayLeah, the office manager, gets most of these. I only cover phones while she's at lunch. I guarantee you that she is more pleasant than I am. She would have had Teresa wanting to buy the matching end tables.
  18. I'm listening. I suck at trolling, could use some help
  19. Our 888 number is one digit different than the number for Rooms To Go customer service. Teresa Rivera is tired of my shit and wants to talk with a Spanish speaker so she can properly tell me us about the shitty sofa she purchased. I have given her the correct number to call 4 times now but she has rage induced hearing loss.
  20. Thanks for the song, it really hits close to home. My folks had 60 years together but Mom didn't know any of us for the last 10. Dad hid her failing mind from us for as long as he could and took care of her at home for 10 years before she had to go to a home. His devotion to her was remarkable and a constant lesson for me and my kids. My situation is a lot like @bmbmd. Rheumatoid arthritis has stolen my wife's ability to use her hands for many things but we will make the most of it. We have 48 years and I hope with all my heart that I'm the one that goes first.
  21. Doc, will I be able to play the piano after you remove the bandages?
  22. Don't tread on me?
  23. In a couple more days the head-up display will come into focus. It's pretty cool.
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