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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. Rinus VeeKay to miss Road America. Fell off of his bike. https://www.espn.com/racing/indycar/story/_/id/31641832/indycar-rinus-veekay-recovering-surgery-broken-left-clavicle-cycling-acci
  2. @pops posted this in the PGA thread elsewhere. https://firepitcollective.com/lets-get-ready-to-rumble/ It gives a more detailed account of the kerfuffle.
  3. The perp looks like he might be a little douchey. https://www.ksn.com/news/crime/man-arrested-after-fight-at-sand-creek-station-golf-course-during-a-qualifying-event-for-wichita-open/ The victim and suspect were golfing together as part of a qualifying event for the PGA Korn Ferry Tour Wichita Open. An argument began when the suspect and his father/caddy refused to help the victim look for an errant golf ball in the rough. The suspect then punched the victim in the face and tackled him to the ground. He held the victim down until he said “uncle” and then released him.
  4. Thanks to all of you that posted last night. I played golf, got drunk and passed out without seeing any of it.
  5. Thanks for the Anne Sexton reference. I never knew the backstory. Spent some time reading her poetry and now I like the song even more than I already did.
  6. A Catholic friend always refers to the kneeler as a bondage bench. Congrats on 54. I understand the commitment that it takes from the both of you.
  7. His cover of "Burnin down the house" was great.
  8. That's me. I don't watch enough regular season to really know who can do what. Vegas has been a surprise to me. I thought the Avs would handle them without much trouble.
  9. Around here we get 4-5 boxes shipped in per day and we may ship 2-3 per day. We don't have the time or the want-to for hunting down the perfect box. You get what you get from the few choices laying about.
  10. Like he had a shitty diaper
  11. Would anybody be interested in buying a dozen steel stamps that make a backwards "G"? I don't have a use for them.
  12. The Spork!!!!! We'll see if Trey Hillman taught him anything.
  13. Don't try to tell me you've never pushed a twat back inside a heefer
  14. Less than a minute into OT. The Av's had plenty of regulation chances and couldn't quite close the deal.
  15. Tie game! Vegas has found another gear.
  16. 2-1 off an Av's turnover. OT won't surprise me.
  17. Damn. That's a biggun compared to the ones here in the Flint Hills. Ours never get that chubby.
  18. Prolapse
  19. Where is the guy on the bike?
  20. I never fucked a snake. You?
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