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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. Southcentral Kansas. These are the prairie subspecies. Probably the same as Texas but I'm not certain of that.
  2. Shouldn't be a problem. They are everywhere around my house. My property includes an abandoned quarry. You can't turn over a rock without exposing one of these.
  3. I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plain. Ringnecks under my mineral feeder. Too chilly for them to wiggle away.
  4. New bar of soap in my shower.
  5. I don't have to explain myself to you
  6. Little Debbie's Oatmeal Creme sandwiches
  7. Mom said I was stocky, not fat.
  8. Top stone is held by my 6'7", 230 lb buddy. The lower pic is 5'10", 230 lb me.
  9. 2 miles east of my house My house Big difference.
  10. Marion, Chase county area. The storm blew up right over my place and got much stronger as it moved east. Neighbors and I were getting ready to burn our adjoining pastures when it started to sprinkle. Never lit a match and 30 minutes later we had hail and more than an inch of rain . Just got back to the garage before the big stuff fell.
  11. Yeah. This after I and a couple hundred neighbors took golf ball hail yesterday. Adjusters are gonna be busy checking roofs the next couple of weeks. Pretty sure mine is toast.
  12. I'm pretty sure she was deranged from the rona. Only explanation.
  13. I think I took care of your cat this morning. Dumb bitch came charging up out of the bar ditch and kissed my front tire.
  14. Tom. I believe you are correct @Underdog
  15. https://www.aerotime.aero/clement.charpentreau/24788-fighter-jet-crash-averted-by-defect-in-civil-ejection-incident On March 20, 2019, a civilian passenger was accidentally ejected from a twin-seat Rafale B fighter jet as the aircraft was taking off from Saint-Dizier 113 airbase, eastern France. The final report of the French investigation bureau for State aviation safety (BEA-E) on the incident outlines a chain reaction of both human and technical failures, one of which unexpectedly prevented the fighter jet from crashing. It'll be fun, they said. What could go wrong, they said.
  16. That's funny. I thought the Axtell reference might push a button.
  17. I don't see Greg Ostertag, Ron Baker, or Luke Axtell on the HM list. .
  18. Rhymes with Divorcekova
  19. That was as enjoyable as it was the first time. I was reminded again how much USC dick sucking went on before and during the game. Fun to listen to the stuttering and back-pedaling after things started going sideways. I'll never understand why ESPN thought that they had to time edit the game. What is so important in the sports world that they can't block out a slot long enough to show the complete game? And the post game. They dropped the ball on this one.
  20. Your buddies are the same as I was with my AA golf buddy. I tried to be as supportive of him as I knew to be and I have to thank a lot of the participants of this thread for that guidance. RIP Shippy, I miss you.
  21. Today is Palindrome day. The Grand Marquis turns to 201102 on the way home this afternoon.
  22. Cracker made me remember that Camper Van Beethoven's Our beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart deserves a slot on one of my lists.
  23. These were in my 3rd "10". Could easily be in the first 10. Too many favorites.
  24. Shit! Yes I did. Good catch, most folks don't likely know that album at all.
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