Everything posted by Shoxthemonkey
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The "Post a Picture You Took" thread
That's a copperhead, right?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Please, please, please! I always wanted to see a one-legged man in an asskicking contest.
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Anyone ever flown an ultralight / kit helicopter?
The early Bede Factory was in Newton, KS so I got to see a few of them fly. I also saw one of them crash. Probably a good thing you didn't put a deposit on one of them, most buyers lost their investment. https://airfactsjournal.com/2013/02/a-dream-of-the-1970s-the-bede-5/
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check out my cucumber...
Classic chode.
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Cut short
Nice article. Sounds like this kid was certain to go places and do great things. Now I'm pissed at that fuckhead bomber all over again.
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How Do I Contact My Surly HoR Member?
Thank You! I would like to know who at Firefox decided that autoplay should be the default. I would craft a strongly worded note.
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¡Snek!
I will use the word "urticating" at least 5 times today to sear it into my memory.
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What are you listening to right now?
RIP NFAK
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Things that will always be right in the world
FFM
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- 2020 Golf Thread of Disappoint Yourself
Nah. He's an overweight USD supe. Good guy that bought lots of alcohol for us. Odd tradition, not sure why he should be punished.- 2020 Golf Thread of Disappoint Yourself
Buddy had an ace this afternoon. 175 yd par 3. Marion country Club. 6 iron. God damn I'm drunk.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
They stack easier.- Texas beach report
That took longer than I expected. Kinder, gentler Surl in this time of universal suffering?- So the sheriff just stopped in my yard
Where the hell you been, Bro? Geriatric sex, firearms and food talk. I expected you earlier.- So the sheriff just stopped in my yard
Elvis has left the building.- Pink Floyd
I'm waiting for the RW apologists and fanbois to chime in. You know who you are.- So the sheriff just stopped in my yard
A disclaimer. I was eating in the TV room with the plate in my lap so I could see out of the windows and keep an eye on the manhunt. The steak was delicious and I'll cut the first mother that says it LDAF.- So the sheriff just stopped in my yard
Did you ever make it to Hutchison, KS for the annual MCC auction? Mom and her church ladies always made a few quilts to sell. Most of them would bring a couple K. It was amazing how talented these folks were/are. I don't share their dogma but they are some hardworking, industrious, ready-to-give-a-helping-hand folks.- So the sheriff just stopped in my yard
She has her own 9mm. She doesn't shoot often but she hits what she shoots at. Tough farmgirl that can be more self-reliant than many of the men I know. Too stubborn to ever ask for help. We have been together now for 50 years and I can't imagine it without her. I honestly hope I go first.- So the sheriff just stopped in my yard
We were a couple of clicks more modern than Amish or Holdeman. We could have hubcaps and car radios, motherfucker!- So the sheriff just stopped in my yard
Here's the latest cafe scuttlebutt. 3 Hispanic roofers did something furtive and were chased by LEO to my neck of the woods. They ditched their vehicles by my North property line and went west on foot. They tried to get refuge in his outbuildings but the law cornered them there. Two were taken into custody but the third got away. The local County Sheriff and KHP were the agencies that I witnessed but others are claiming that ATF was involved. I dunno. I have heard everything from them being undocumented, to armed robbery, to murder for their transgression but most likely it had more to do with them being unlike 99% of us round here. The only Hispanics in town own and operate the local Mexican Cantina. They will face some backlash, I'm guessing. The Karens want the city to throw all of the brown roofers out of town. Hope they don't mind waiting til Christmas to get their roofs fixed if they do that. Wife and I had a lovely evening in spite of all the commotion. This was the most excitement we've had around here since they blew up our donut shop for "Mars Attacks".- So the sheriff just stopped in my yard
It's all dust and cobwebs. Very little cleanup required.- So the sheriff just stopped in my yard
What I have been able to find out is that 2, maybe 3 suspects were trying to break into my closest neighbors house when one of the neighbors came home. They scattered and the manhunt was on. I drove past a couple of parked vehicles with out of county plates on my way home. They were parked 1/4 mile from the targeted house and the same distance from my house. I'm guessing they were our suspects vehicles. I haven't heard any official news of their capture and Facebook is all over the place. I always have my pistol by the nightstand so business as usual. Maybe sleep with one eye open. I'm sure the local cafe will be buzzing at breakfast tomorrow. I'll update as I get the real news. I'm just glad they went west to my neighbor and not east to my house. Wife was home alone and I hate to think how that could have gone.- So the sheriff just stopped in my yard
You would be mistaken. Headed for the bedroom now that the weather is over on tv. We're old, not broken. - 2020 Golf Thread of Disappoint Yourself
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