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    My nephew has been sheltered in place in Lisbon since last night. He tells me that his house is 5 minutes away from the scene and the car was found within a mile of his house. It hits close to home ETA: I really didn't post this to garner any rep or sympathy or even "thoughts and prayers". It was just my turn. In a few days it will be some other persons turn to worry about a loved one or, worse yet, grieve for a loved one. Eventually, all of us will take a turn. This fucking sucks.
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    Getting old sucks

    Shoxthemonkey replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Pass the ball more often and they won't call steps on you as often.
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    Welp, I had a joke racked into the chamber but fuck if I'm gonna compete with Ramjet.
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    I'm not sure how to eat that without utensils. But, I will try my best
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    Every drug I'm taking will cease to be effective at some point. I was hoping “a rare anti-cancer drug” would be the immortality fix.
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    i went ahead and finished but I would like to hear the rest of the story.
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    It’s a work of fiction.
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    New medicine. Bubble guts. New pants
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    https://www.kwch.com/2023/10/07/police-bodycam-footage-gives-new-look-inside-raids-marion-newspaper-office-homes/ https://kansasreflector.com/2023/10/03/marion-police-chief-resigns-after-body-cam-footage-shows-him-rifling-through-records-about-himself/ A late update: the CoP has resigned following body cam video releases that were shared on local television. The city council had finally suspended him a few days earlier. I had forgotten about this thread until @Pancho started a thread about our other county fuckhead.
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    Bull Durham Field of Dreams Moneyball 42 Major League
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    This reminds me of my favorite Greek baseball player, Harry Paratestes.
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    That's RoyalVision to you, Mister.
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    Let Zack Hit! https://www.royalsreview.com/2023/9/29/23895239/let-zack-hit The Alex Gordon story is well known but it's the first time I have heard the Buddy Bell/Allard Baird story. Good stuff.
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    I thought that was Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.
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    I want some of what this guy is smoking. This Royals Rebuild hasn't even oh, whatever
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    Today I learned that Wordle would not recognize Wordle 831 3/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    If that is important to him, and I'm not sure it is, there will probably be some team that would sign him as a reliever. Hell, I wouldn't mind if the Royals brought him back in any capacity. I'm not sure I really mean that.
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    Zac has been penciled in to start the last game in KC against the Yankees. Guess I was premature with the postmortem.
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    I’m hoping that they will let him play SS in the last game and let him hit. He could have been a star there, too.
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    Greinke induced a weak grounder to first for the 3rd out in the 5th, asked for the ball and waved to his wife in the stands. Royals lead 2-0. I think he’s done. One of a kind.
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    Greinke vs Miggy for the 44th time ever and maybe the last. Sharp lineout to the RF corner.
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    Good luck to you and your wife. I wanted to rec you but there isn't an appropriate emoji for what you have faced and your life going forward.
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    Dammit! I should have posted. I saw that you commented in the hurricane thread about Lee and figured that's where you were. I have done a lot of hiking in Maine and have yet to see a snake.
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    Why is Brisket wearing his thong on the outside?
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    Getting old sucks

    Shoxthemonkey replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    The low level statin caused stiffness and near paralysis in my legs. Even after I stopped the statin, the side effects continued for several weeks. Same situation for me, old doc retired and the new, young doc wanted me to do the statin because I'm Type II Diabetic. If you are getting by without it, I would recommend that you don't start it. The Cialis? No idea. I'm old but I don't need any outside help for that stiffness.

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