ROFL BOX

Your X-mas ornaments are fucked.

My guess is @ least +150 feet. I think it was discussed up-thread.

Oak Hill / 78736 Windshield repair (SafeLite) cannot be completed due to some rust issues @ the top of the existing windshield area for a '97 Chevy. Need the possibility of traveling Service. SafeLite did the R&R 2 month ago (crack in windshield) & it is leaking. Now S.L. says their Tech from the initial replacement should not have done the work due to the rusted issue & the tech they sent out yesterday for the warranty removed the windshield @ dusk & came back today to complete the job... said "nope - rust". I'm thinking this should be SafeLite's issue to assist in because someone in their chain of actions went outside of their internal or industry common practices back 1 month ago. So now we have a truck with Ø windshield & this means we cannot drive it to a shop for that reason. Thank you, Shag² - you're my only hope.

Map of USA is on the television. HER: Which one is colder? North Dakota or South Dakota? ME (trying to not look incredulous): Ummm... well, they both can probably get very cold, especially in comparison to what we getbhere in Central Texas... & I haven't looked it up to check the distance, however I'm guessing the distance from the lower part of SOUTH Dakota to the top part of NORTH Dakota (where it borders CANADA) is, ummm... probably not much different than maybe the San Marcos to North Dallas kinda distance... But, again. NORTH Dakota v SOUTH Dakota. HER: But which one is up top? ME:: [emoji2357]

Worst of this would be Herschel in that role. & Screwing up the 🍊🤡's name 2× in one event is not surprising.

Would you have *EVER* in your life have thought anyone who was a hair's distance away from The People's House would do this sort of thing in punlic? Remember when Republicans were freaking out because Obama wore a tan suit or they clutched pearls when Clinton answered the "boxers or briefs" question?

I have people up there. & @gsoda3 , you should have asked me.

ADU.build

Phone call, her Dad is in the hospital. Me: Sounds noisy in the background. Who all is there? Her: Well, Mom & Dad, Roxette, Monster, K & D [her (2) sisters], "S" who is a friend of sister K, "H", who is a friend of Roxette... Me: Yeah, I would EXPECT your Dad would be there. Her: You're an ass.

Paging @GreenspointTexas

Was this because you turned the Texas game ON or OFF?