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ROFL BOX

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  1. Trump: "We have to spend up to $ 240,000 per missile to stop these "Narco-BoTs" from bringing drugs into America!" US Coast Guard: "Hi... we just captured a drug boat & arrested the opeeators. & Wouldja look # all this ca$h we recovered??"
  2. ROFL BOX

    Obama

    If it was Trump, he would simply say some made up bullshit about "They were drug mules / terrirists... why are you a stupid person? Shut up, piggy.", etc. @ Least we could expect Obama to say "We need to do better & we are launching an investigation into the facts." (& 9 months later, on Easter, a report comes out that nobody really pays attention to & the State Department paid the families $ 150,000 each.)
  3. ROFL BOX

    Obama

    Are we somehow related?
  4. Je m'attendais à ce que vous enseigniez le Français.
  5. Bolt action shotgun? Correct, not as common. For Duck & Dove or Pheasant type wings hooting you want multiple "faster action / sweep & shoot" capability with a "sporting" plug (removeable) that restricts the # of rounds (shells) it will hold, making capacity from 5 down to 3. Most bolt action shotguns are for slug shooting such as bear, deer, etc. & From my first listen, I thought it was a shotgun. Granted, phone recording. Brave as fuck (& dangerous) for the person in or behind that black car to document the shooter for so long.
  6. With your knee(s) forcing into your opponent's BACK of knees, making them buckle or fall backwards. #Judo
  7. ? Those Folding ladders are wide on both ends. Why "flip"? Also, I assume you have various depths marked on the braces as it goes down?
  8. ROFL BOX

    Obama

  9. While 25% if ne agrees, the rational 75% wants an interrogation & legal trial. Let the state / nation do their thing.
  10. Exactly. "¿Why can't we get some people to move here from places like Sweden, Norway or Swizerlsnd?" Because they aren't stupid & recognize they already have a higher standard of living where they are currently.
  11. Make it a campaign pledge. Run constant ads about restoring America's global dignity & show "Trump Baby baloons across the globe" & how [Couch Dance Vance or whatever MAGA idiot runs on the R ticket] will be equally reviled.
  12. Yeah, why bother even marrying more than 1 at a time when you can just rape whomever you think is hot or won't be believed?
  13. Bama: Does lying about the # of MNC's count? (1925, 1926, 1930, 1934, 1941)... esp. '41 because the AP had them @ # 20 w/ 2 losses. aggy: same, but with CGC's (for championship games they didn't even attend) count? Plus placing that on the walls of Pyle Field... & Yeah, "blue bloods / top 5", etc. Whatevs. & Re: Texas, Cedric broke into an apartment "to get my stolen TV" in 2003. 2006, Ramone Taylor, weed under 5 lbs. & a handgun, busted in Little River (Belton County).
  14. 2 or 3 shots to the bad guy's feet would seem fitting. Close... easy shot... no intent to kill... can't run away Excellent takeaway for white shirt guy.
  15. @ Least you're actually WEARING them. My wife is constantly squinting & adjusting the visor while driving. She has decent sun glasses but rarely wears them even when headed West towards sunset. I have mentioned multiple times about even sidestream sunlight is bad for your vision & the squinting will hasten the appearance of crow's feet... If she doesn't kill me in my sleep, when she's 80 years old, I will get to hear her bitching about the eye wrinkles.
  16. That sounds rahde.
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