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ROFL BOX

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  1. ...if you piss me off, I will push you down a flight of stairs & bury you on my golf course so I can get a tax deduction.
  2. Copied text from FB & retrieved the link for article verification. Does any of that discount the GQP hypocrisy?
  3. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/capitol-riot-defendant-arrest-kidnapping-assault-banuelos-rcna242764 A former January 6th defendant wanted by Utah law enforcement officials for alleged kidn*pping and eight counts of aggravated s*xual assa*lt has been taken into custody by a fugitive task force in Cook County, Illinois. John Emanuel Banuelos, 40, is wanted for the nine first-degree felonies, alleged to have been committed in 2018. According to a probable cause statement filed in the arrest warrant, issued by the Salt Lake County District Attorney’s Office, the female victim told a Unified Police detective she was approached at a TRAX station by “Jacob,” later to be identified as Banuelos, on June 8, 2018. Banuelos invited the woman to his house for a party, and when she arrived, “there was no furniture and no party. (She) said Banuelos began touching her legs, and she told him to stop,” the court document says. The woman told investigators that Banuelos made her smoke something, and afterward, she could not move her body. The woman said Banuelos left briefly, then returned and s*xually assa*lted her multiple times. She said “Banuelos then grabbed her by the shirt and dropped her on the floor, causing her to hit her head. (She) recalled feeling like Banuelos was going to k*ll her.” The woman was examined at a hospital the day after the incident, and evidence swabs were taken. On Aug. 5 of this year, CODIS identified Jose Banuelos as a DNA contributor. “Jose” Banuelos is a known alias of John Banuelos, the probable cause statement says. “The defendant has an extensive violent criminal history in Illinois dating back to 2001,” the Utah warrant says. “The defendant has been arrested at least 20 times for weapons offenses, domestic viol*nce, assault and battery, property damage, resisting arrest, trespassing, obstruction, eluding, and protective order violations. He also has an unresolved case in Salt Lake County based on a domestic viol*nce assa*lt allegation. Warrants also were issued in those cases, the warrant says.
  4. Kristi Noem reportedly tried to buy 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes that airline didn’t own https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/08/kristi-noem-spirit-airlines-planes?CMP=share_btn_url
  5. Can I have his thumb?
  6. & If she did NOT know, would that qualify as "willful negligence"? I mean... anything to ensure Whitey McInnocent has a plausible deniability to use.
  7. ¿Hades or Achlys?
  8. ¿Mr. . Jack Meoff?
  9. NOPE. It's easier to hate on poor people & fall in love with thr notion that your $ 3⁰⁰ you put in the lottery machine is your ticket to freedom. "Why are you trying to take away my dream?
  10. https://youtu.be/fWGPsS0dh5k?si=hl2RZVaysUo20HIz
  11. THAT is the absolute ★MOST★ un-Presidential person to ever assume the role.
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