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Using the non - TapaTalk app... what's this thing about? Never had a problem before & I am sus about using the Samsung browser Obv. I am posting this through Tapa.

Let's see if TapaTalk keeps this stuff in proper aligned order.

I had a friend ask if I knew - I don't. Is the collar the unit identifier? I am assuming the epaulets specify rank for this type of uni? Luftwaffe?

Is piloting the Space Shuttle considered "executive experience"?

I am very much waffling on the idea of Vance being replaced on the Trump ticket. That would have the orange clown admitting he made a mistake or that HE ALONE didn't make that choice. OR, would he then try to throw his "advisors" under the bus? This close to the DNC & election, is that the chaos the GQP wants?

I did a dumb by thinking total votes / popular votes nationwide vs state by state / electoral college, etc.

Git any guesses on the # of eligible Muslim voters in the USA? Now compare that to the # of eligible Jewish voters.

Fixed that one.

NecroBump: Looking for an Austin area repair shop that specializes in AC work & I don't mean the compressor. The dash is already cracked (badly) & the "blend door" stuff behind the glove box that controls the hot // cold mix is apparently my primary issue (including an occasional sort of "buzzing" or hum from the fan). If I'm gonna replace the dash (stupid expendive) & an AC specialist will have to go down through the top, I should probably have the AC fixed @ the same time. The closer to Dripping Springs (or South Austin) the better, however I would probably go as far as New Braunfels or Round Rock for the right shop.

Schroedinger's Candidate

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Smoky back rooms, cigars & big money have entered the chat. & FWIW, I would vote for a bag of toenails before I voted for Emperor Trump. The toenails, by doing *ABSOLUTELY NOTHING* would be better than a Trump term that would be loaded with retribution & vitriol, a raping & pillaging of America to the benefit of the [emoji521][emoji1782] & an enaction of #Project2025 with all of it's insanity. #TeamKamala

🤔 I guess I'm missing something because the description I see from your post says "shells are removed"... nothing about "then "reassembled" (or put back on, whatevs). Either way, when I make my Gumbo I use the "jumbo lump crab" packages (the largest of the 3 they sell). Currently $ 17.88 from our Drip H.E.B. I suppose the benefit of "whole" crab is there flavor from the shell. However when I'm eating Gumbo, I don't want to have to use my fingers to pick through the shell or crack open an arm / claw, etc. & Yeah, even though it's 100⁰ out, now youbjave me wanting some, however I will try to hold out for 65⁰ days before I make my next pot.

If not Kamala, it would essentially say "We never really had confidence in you as VP". While my 2019 vote was going to be Pete G., Biden had it won before the Texas primaries came up. I have confidence in Kamala, partially because it is the Administration that is around & that supports the PotUS, not the office holder alone. As a standalone topic, I am not at all thrilled by the added bullshit that this will get spit out of the 🍊🤡.

It's crab meat only? ("shells removed")? If so, what's the concern?

"We examined the former President and found the wound (a dangerous insult to the upper ear cartilage) to be one of the most severe injuries ever recorded and was similar to that of a valiant Revolutionary Patriot from the battle of Lexington & Concord. The former President, Mr. Trump (who is a fine specimen of humanity and healthier than most triathletes or bodybuilders from 35 years of age) was advised to have 1,776 stitches to secure the wound site & his complete head wrapped in a 3" bandage to ensure a proper retained fitment and potential reconstructive surgery could be performed. Being such a healthy & conscientious apecimen of male virility, he refused su j basic medical advice & instead, allowed Melania to apply a small 4×4 bandage after first having Eric, Don jr. & Ivanka bring some soil from Arlington National Cemetery & do a procedure that is clinically known as "rub some dirt on it" (while Melania kissed his boo-boo & said "Here, this will make it better"). The former President Mr. Trump was advised to take a 3 week rest with round-the-clock medical attention at one of his palatial Estates (the only type of place befitting a billionaire of his stature), however he refused such attention stating firmly "This, I cannot do. I simply *must*,go back out in public to do what the people have asked me to do & that is to become the next sitting President of the United States of America... & occasionally spend the night in that dump of a building, the House in D.C. that's kinda off to the side of the shopping mall or something like that." . . . . . . In further news, it has been revealed that part of Mr. Trump, the former President, had part of his ear carried into the body of Patriotic Corey Comperatore who died as a result of this assassination attempt. Patriotic Mr. Comparators has since ascended to Heaven where he has become the newest Saint, fighting the fires of Hell so that others may survive damnable fates. Without the infusion of Mr. Trump's flesh & divine ear, this would not be possible.

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First wife scene, maybe when we were driving somewhere long distance or doing something not on a common schedule: Me: "Are you hungry?" Her: "I could eat." (20 minutes later) Her: "Why didn't you..."

"What is on your schedule for tomorrow?" 🤬

You registered to make that ONE post? ThatWasLame.gif