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  1. 3 hours ago, markstanco said:
    3 hours ago, OWLVIS said:
    To try and answer the question about symptoms I had a really bad migraine that lasted a few days about a month before I never had a migraine previously
    then the Sunday prior to having the attack Monday I had a small stroke right arm dizeness quickly recovered
    Monday I was calling around to make arrangements to get looked at but was doing so without insurance then Monday mid-afternoon it hit

    Another symptom is lack of punctuation obviously.

    Shag² gonna Shag².

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    All Hail Reports near Waco, Texas in 2020

    Waco 2020 Hail Summary

    Waco, Texas (population: 124805) had 5 hail reports within 10 miles of the city center located at (31.54933, -97.14667) in 2020. The largest report of hail in 2020 near Waco was 2.50 inches about 12 hours ago. The zipcode with the highest number of damaging hail reports near Waco in 2020 is 76712, with 2 reports.

    Where's my Wacko people?  I need to go up there next week to get some Dodge parts & would like to swing by to visit with some of y'all.

  3. 1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

    Sky Diamonds. These motherfuckers. 

    Seriously; they run videos as "motivational speakers" while running powerboats up & down lakes or the intracoastal, floating in a swimming pool with a tiny umbrella drink, etc.  I personally don't like hail as it brings a lot of storm chasers to the area & some of them like it here well enough to stick around thereby bringing competition.  High wind tends to damage far fewer houses in overall volume & it isn't as easily argued vs. "is that damaging hail or is it simply SOME hail?  Is it widespread across this roof?".

  4. 5 minutes ago, utee94 said:

    ROFL is the ambulance-chaser of the Weather World. ;)

     

     

    You should see the stuff from my roofing sales groups on FB.

    There is an actual group & sales training program called "Sky Diamonds".  I try to work more as a craftsman vs. production #'s where a lot of these guys just hard sell all of their prospects.

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  5. 25 minutes ago, Hate said:

    There is a decent chance for hail and maybe a tornado over a good part of Central Texas tomorrow.

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    ..Central Texas...


    Given favorable shear expected to evolve with time (southerly to
    south-southeasterly low-level winds veering/increasing to 50-plus kt
    from the northwest at mid levels), storms should quickly
    organize/acquire rotation. As such -- and aided by the increasingly
    unstable environment -- very large hail will be possible with the
    initial supercellular storm development, along with risk for locally
    damaging winds and a couple of tornadoes.

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  6. 1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

    I feel like an invisible storm passed over. Lost power a couple times this afternoon. There was stuff on the radar and distant thunder, but it was still mostly sunny. Very weird.

    Drunks running into power poles.

  7. 5 minutes ago, davidg said:

    I don't understand these fence table/bars.  You like your neighbors enough to have a drink  with them but not enough to actually invite them over to sit on the patio under some shade? WTF?

    What, you think they should actually have a gate or something?  Why do that when you can Tim Toolman Taylor it up in this bitch?


  8. You could have a small section of fence pivot in the middle so that it ends up on both sides of the property and is open under it. Cut that section loose and use some pipe with clamps for it to rotate on. Or get fancy and use an actual shaft with bearing on either end.
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  9. anything over 4 ft, you must be tied off with a 6 ft lanyard in most petrochem facilities. safety first !!!!
     
    OSHA says the same thing about ladders / roofing.
    My ? is how do you get up top to put the ring on the ridge cap if you aren't already tied off to the ridge cap?

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  10. There are scriptures that can be interpreted to limit women’s participation in worship.   There are also scriptures that can be interpreted to allow women to participate fully in all aspects of worship.  The most often cited scriptures on both sides of this issue were written by the same biblical author.  Most scholars view the positive scriptures that allow complete participation as generally applicable instruction while the more restrictive scriptures were written to address a specific challenge faced by a specific group of people at a specific time.    

    Point is... those who want to twist scripture for their own oppressive purposes can do so  That’s not a problem with the Bible.  It’s a problem with the person. 

     

     

     

    Are you a woman? 

    Because if you are, the bible says you aren't supposed to teach me 'cause I'm a man.

     

     

    ETA: See Brisket's post above.

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  11. If we do one, we need to do them all, right? Fair is fair after all.

     

    Personally I can't wait until we get to the concept of polytheism and have to include payers to every god that's ever been thought of.

    If I had the time, I would attend their city council meetings wearing a collander on my head (vs. as a codpiece) & they couldn't stop me.

     

    R'amen.

     

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  12. Wives / Stupid Shit, etc.:
    Wife said "I saw on FB where there was hail reported".

    Me: "Friend or news resource?"

    Her: "I said "Facebook". What do you think that means?"

    Me: "You DO realize there are news channels that have FB pages, right?
    How the eff am I to know if you're referring to a friend or KEYE?"

    Her: tone

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  13. Power is out here in the SW corner of the 78620, has been for 20 min. or ao.

    The force field for this area disappeared around 45 minutes ago.

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