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Posts posted by ROFL BOX
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On 4/22/2020 at 7:00 PM, Quagmire said:
Federal pound me in the ass prison
For state sales tax?
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Just now, ROFL BOX said:
Nil.
Now be 100% honest & tell me how many of you assholes actually went back & recounted before you figured it out.
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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Nil.
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We're @ SweetBerry Farms today, 2.5 miles W of Marble Falls. I get bored because the strawberries are quite well picked over & what's there & ripe are 85% tiny (like pinky fingernails small) & I wander over to the horse, goat & donkey area.
I come back after 5 minutes & said to the wife & son "I think the donkey is pregnant". The boy doesn't miss a beat & says "Well if she wasn't before, she probably is now."
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14 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:
Its true
Only if someone tells on you.
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On 4/22/2020 at 2:40 PM, Buzzrock said:
Let’s say I needed this opening to be about an inch or two wider:
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7 hours ago, workswithseed said:
So you're saying that E.T. is associating this with a haircut request?
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I survived.
Surprisingly, no hassles other than the strawberries were quite small & there was a plethora of people carrying masks around or had them draped around their necks, i.e. zero functionality.
My daughter bumped into a friend who used to go to school here in Drip & she now lives in Georgia... but has been "in school" back here @ her Grandmosther's for the last 2 weeks.
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8 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:
Now you made her look bad. Good luck with sex.
He's married & has 2 school aged kids (assuming elementary, re: "PJ's"... why do you assume he's having any sex?
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Headed to SweetBerry Farms just the other side of Marble Falls.
Let the beatings commence.
Will report back if I survive / am not arrested.
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Hmmm... didn't spot it.it was posted in Lol yesterday
Shag² took a shit in the middle of my page refresh & now it's too late to edit.
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Debated "LoL" or Holy Shit...
& Here we are.
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10 minutes to get shoes... she spent 9 of those deciding what worked best as a compliment to the yoga pants? (& she doesn't do yoga)
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33 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:
Yes I bought the wrong size microwave and yes that front panel comes off with just a couple L brackets. I was thinking jigsaw too. I don’t have one but I know where to get one.If the front panel comes off, unscrew it... disassemble the "picture frame", then use a table saw & reassemble / re-screw.
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That video clap posted - from the 2:30 mark forward, it looks like CGI. Crazy shit.
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@deadshank, did you give him ZAC's or generic TEKS?
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Cap secured by... ?
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18 minutes ago, Alex Karev said:
Or you could shoot them with a .22 Cal Pellet rifle with a scope and silencer. I have heard of this method also.
Allegedly.
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^ ^ ^ ^
Old people jokes belong in a different thread, no?
& Even that's an insult to ArmyBrat.
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