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3 hours ago, Xian said:
Square mile. Minimum. And even that is most likely for a long weekend getaway.
Also known as a "section". 640 something acres.
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3 hours ago, conVINCEd said:
If you have to ask, it’s probably not a ranch.
Not asking for me - this is a general "in the wind / folks chatting @ a bar / friends hanging around the smoker" type conversation. I don't consider our place a ranch, even though I refer to my Mom's as "the Chicken Ranch" because @ one time, we had as many as 60 Guineas & Chickens. It's obv. tongue & cheek.
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Obv. a very select few have land that would compare in scale to the 6666 or XIT.
I have friends with 25 acres, occasionally have 2 or 3 cows on that land & plenty of free ranging deer that pass through without any high fences... they refer to it as "the ranch" ("It wont be until 9'oclock until I get back to the ranch" type stuff).
I know there are real Shagger² 1%'ers here who probably own a section or more (you don't need to out yourself)...
To most back East, the notion of owning even ½ an acre is a vast unmanageable portion of land that would need constant tending, mowing, maintenance, etc.
What's the modern Texas notion of a "ranch"? Profitability? Use? Size? Location?
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8 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:
He's already decided that his band will be called Spooky Trees (like the ones from Iron Maiden's Fear of the Dark), with the first album title of "Uno"
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis... or something like that. #Offspring
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6 hours ago, workswithseed said:
Since the 2011 what?
She language 5 speak. Why you no understand? She doesn't care - do U?
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3 hours ago, futureman said:
was it
intentionalhe tired of putting up with her shit?.
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On 6/9/2020 at 2:56 AM, mulletpelini said:Post is awaiting moderator approval.This post is currently awaiting approval by the moderators of r/IdiotsInCars before it can appear in the subreddit.
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44 minutes ago, deadshank said:
Just
lightgive $21K to ROFL BOXon fireand come out $1K ahead.Y U no think of me 1st, pal?
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The bottom line here is that the bit by Babylon Bee is maybe palatable for my Mom to laugh at, but the rest of us recognize it as tripe.
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15 minutes ago, Lobo said:
That guy is a physician? Are you fucking serious?
? Who is a physician? GRHorn?
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23 minutes ago, GRHorn said:
Yes

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49 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:
Black fam @ the drive in zoo
Do the power windows not work? Can't they simply drive forward?
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1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:
wrong thread
Yeah, "got wood" is for that other thread.
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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:
It's funny because he's fat. Right?
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Kids these days: "Never heard of that band."

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Grunting one out & look what decides to scoot across the floor?
It paused on the tile long enough for me to hit the sink stopper, then I folded up some tee-pee (before I used it on my bunghole) & pinched it by the tail.
Dropped in the sink so it wouldn't be able to climbed out & I got my tongs & jug.
Another one dropped in the bottle, I think 3 are still alive in there + the new one.
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For a boat or RV, you're gonna want one of the "automatically calibrates itself" things.
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& By "hot", you mean somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.
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ANTIFA
in Cloak Room
1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:And Mr. Sketch markers.
Sniffing mimeographs as a kid before the age of Xerox machines.
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50 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:
Cuban cigars?
23 minutes ago, tbone_ said:Brown, slender vibrators?
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On 6/11/2020 at 4:01 PM, gyroprotagonist said:
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
TGI Fridays?
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Next time I see some rando pair of legs that are attached to someone holding a 5 gal. pail off the tailgate of a white truck, I'll be sure to remember this photo.
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Or, "Perfect for catching the snapper, but be wary if you ever do boat it, because that will be the last time it ever puts your bait in it's mouth again."
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This is Texas. A Modern Texas. What Is A Ranch?
in Daily Texan
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We're less than you for my place & the Chicken Ranch on their own, but combined (even though 1 mile apart) is more than yours. & While I don't prefer the "ette" part, it's livable. Certainly enough that friends from HS seem to think we're 1%ers.