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ROFL BOX

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  1. 3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

    Goddamnit.  I hate that term.   We can call ROFLs place that.

    We're less than you for my place & the Chicken Ranch on their own, but combined (even though 1 mile apart) is more than yours.  & While I don't prefer the "ette" part, it's livable.  Certainly enough that friends from HS seem to think we're 1%ers.

  2. 3 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

    If you have to ask, it’s probably not a ranch.

    Not asking for me - this is a general "in the wind / folks chatting @ a bar / friends hanging around the smoker" type conversation.  I don't consider our place a ranch, even though I refer to my Mom's as "the Chicken Ranch" because @ one time, we had as many as 60 Guineas & Chickens.  It's obv. tongue & cheek.

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    Obv. a very select few have land that would compare in scale to the 6666 or XIT.

     

    I have friends with 25 acres, occasionally have 2 or 3 cows on that land & plenty of free ranging deer that pass through without any high fences... they refer to it as "the ranch" ("It wont be until 9'oclock until I get back to the ranch" type stuff).

     

    I know there are real Shagger² 1%'ers here who probably own a section or more (you don't need to out yourself)...

     

    To most back East, the notion of owning even ½ an acre is a vast unmanageable portion of land that would need constant tending, mowing, maintenance, etc.

     

    What's the modern Texas notion of a "ranch"? Profitability? Use? Size? Location?

     

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  4. 8 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

    He's already decided that his band will be called Spooky Trees (like the ones from Iron Maiden's Fear of the Dark), with the first album title of "Uno"

     

     

     

    Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis... or something like that.  #Offspring

  5. Grunting one out & look what decides to scoot across the floor?

    It paused on the tile long enough for me to hit the sink stopper, then I folded up some tee-pee (before I used it on my bunghole) & pinched it by the tail.

    Dropped in the sink so it wouldn't be able to climbed out & I got my tongs & jug.

    Another one dropped in the bottle, I think 3 are still alive in there + the new one.550cec835cbb317faf3689e5a1250e6c.jpg

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  6. On 6/11/2020 at 4:01 PM, gyroprotagonist said:

    Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

    TGI Fridays?

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