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ROFL BOX

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  1. Wife, every year: "No, I don't EVER want to go visit your family for Thanksgiving - it's the heaviest time of the year for travel... literally EVERYONE is on the road!".

    Me: "Well, if that was true then when "they" got to wherever they were going, nobody would be there because that person was ALSO traveling to visit someone else."
    Her: ...tone...

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  2. I saw that driving in this morning and thought it’d be funnier in the reverse.  Abuse of queso and obstruction of margaritas.   The way they phrased it makes it sound like a really shitty Christmas party where there’s no good appetizers and people reveal their drinking problems
    "OBSTRUCTION OF MARGARITAS" won't fit on the same line.

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  3. Poll time:

    1. How old were you when you received (or purchased) your 1st real firearm (whether longarm or handgun, not a pellet or BB gun)?

    2. How old were your kids when... [same as # 1].

    ?

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  4. On 12/7/2019 at 6:35 PM, spystud13 said:

    Fucking gender reveals. 

     

     

    @ the end... someone needs to get a beating.  "Jazmynn"?  You're not supposed to start your childhood with a stripper name... you select that once you're nearing 18 (or 17 with a fake ID).

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