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ROFL BOX

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  1. If I am "Captaining" a boat that is 25 ft. long & ½ way between Lauderdale & the Bahamas (international waters start @ 12 nautical miles) PLUS my Boston Whaler doesn't have even a 12"×18" American flag (forgot / left it home... it was unsecured & bounced off, etc.) can the US Navy then rando decide to drop an unannounced missile on me "because drugs" even if I'm loaded with 12 coolers & you cannot determine if it is rum, Red Stripe, Florida Spinys, Dorado or Snapper in the Yeti's?
  2. One is where you would say "that's wron g / bad. People shouldn't do that." The other is where you would say "that's wrong / bad. I shouldn't do that." Apparently neither apply to you. Any better, @Homesickhorn?
  3. A copy of their original birth certificate with 3 or 4 pics of what their real Mommy looks like.
  4. Ahhhh, here we go... the "I'll bet she has LOTS of black friends" equivalency, but with "customers" as the replacement phrase.
  5. You left out "false equivalencies".
  6. ¹GiveSendGo... same idea, but with racism apparently allowed in Terms of Service. & Sidebar to Dennis Michael Lynch(you) visor choad, I don't recall ANYWHERE that the CinnaBitch said the recording customers complained about CinnaBitch not wearing hijab.
  7. I was around 2½ minutes in when I realized we weren't going to get the "this is ironic / sarcastic" twist I was hoping for. The best example of 'White Priveledge" typically comes from people who are both White & Priveledged but refuse to recognize it.
  8. Another way to explain it to your kid (by not actually "explaining it") is to simply say nothing. "That's the thing school does. Everyone gets a new coat. Why do you ask? It's like a crayon... you need a green one to draw grass, you pick up a green one & go back to drawing. This is part of the "beginning of school" stuff we provide some $ for (assuming there is a pre-packaged supplies kit you can buy & is then bundled for all kids in the class to draw from).
  9. I predict this will not at all turn out well for you.
  10. You say this as though he won't claim a Double Jeopardy / double point wi. If this self resolves in less than a week. When reached for comment, Intergalactic Most Honest Spokeshole KKKaroline Leavitt said "We don't know who this "Anwar Ibrahim" person is - never heard of her - and she cannot take away from the work of Most Honorable and FEEFA Peace Prize Winner Donald Trump who has prior resolved this conflict by waving his hand and has decided he will wave his OTHER hand when he decides to resolve this newest border issue."
  11. Meh. Give it 2 days & the Orange Peacemaker will make this # 9 that he has resolved. Move along, nothing to see here.
  12. KENNEDY center Honors (as 100% selected & administered by) DjT. I'm 100% certain Trump’s name was placed on the medallion somewhere & the only surprising part is that the Orange Bloviate isn't seated in front / center.
  13. If any of you are well read in international / maritime law, please examine this for us & decipher if it correct or made up bullshittery like Scotty discussing Dilithium Crystal's & "Warp Factor 10" nonsense:
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