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ROFL BOX

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  1. Vince "ShamWow" Offer, 61 years old (born in Israel, so... cannot run for PotUS) has filed as a Republican for Texas House 31 (North Austin / Round Rock). Vince apparently thinks America suffers from "Woke-ism" & is running on a platform to combat this nefarious agenda. He says he was motivated to run for office by the death of Charlie Kirk & has created a shitty campaign video (I only managed to get through around 1:45 of the nearly +4 minute crap). Why he picked an already solid Red district (Carter won by almost 65%the last election) apparently has to do with eligibility / residency... have any of y'all seen Vince around town? Shitty vid (& it appears to be vomit being shot from the "woke-buster" device): https://youtu.be/ro1vJSXLKmc?si=92lMNxrOWQOqIE3n
  2. Except "Billy Ray Valentine" actually had some smarts.
  3. Not Tapa, using the Surly UI. Trying to upload pics from my phone (a process I have done via my Android devices hundreds of times) & it seems to accept the image / skips to the next step in the process (shows a preview of the image about to be inserted) it never as how's that expected "preview" Step & instead reloads the entire page with Ø image. Has happened in Coak room & CYHMWT.
  4. Trump was simply pissed off he couldn't brag about "hot chick's on a yacht" again because there was no invite again to Jambo #TotallyPoliticalPost #FKegseth
  5. $ 125⁰⁰ for Earl, but whatevs.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  6. You're apparently not married.
  7. If we cannot transport then I'm out. I tried to rent it 2 years ago to a roof customer in Belterra who we did a repair for (separate charge on Earl) & that was a major fucking blowout argument with my wife. MAJOR. As to "babysit", Smoker theft IS an actual thing, so... & I'm trying to assist your needs here. I'm confident Earl would handle your needs (capability, capacity / volume).
  8. Earl is available on Thursday for an overnight smoke provided we have a babysitter. As mentioned prior, I have sufficient seasoned Oak (however replenishment is not discouraged). As seen in the pics, there are 2 racks / top one is a slider... he'll easily fit your brisket & butts (you didn't mention any birds, however we fit 36 chickens in there for a Cub Scout Pack campout. @immamac, when I asked "budget", I'm taking Smoker alone. ● I'm not catering or cooking. ● I need to get my wife on board withe the process / hassle of a Thanksgiving transport from Drip to the 40 Acres & her mind is on the $$.
  9. Should i take it personally that you didn't check with me? Obv. I'm not looking for tickets, because that's a crazy ask on the aggy game. What's your budget?
  10. ...when one of your former "top rated" players delivers to our doorstep.
  11. "aggy does not LIE, CHEAT or steal." *except when they do.
  12. Apparently @Steel Shank forgot to switch accounts.
  13. Stop calling them "yell leaders" & use the correct terminology: LINE DANCERS.
  14. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/pardoned-capitol-rioter-tried-to-bribe-child-sex-victim-with-promise-of-jan-6-payout-officials-say/ar-AA1QGXH7?apiversion=v2&domshim=1&noservercache=1&noservertelemetry=1&batchservertelemetry=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1
  15. & OF COURSE Bondi will be the one who decides that Herr TrumpenFührer's name being redacted "is in the interest of national security".
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