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ROFL BOX

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    Thinking of doing a full bathroom renovation. Looks like if I do it myself I can do it for close to 1/2 what I have gotten from estimates. The wife isn't excited about that prospect as it took me close to a year to do the addition I did on the back of our house. I think if I put my head down and focus on it, I could have it done in a month. Master bath, replace floors, new counters, new/larger walk in shower, refinish claw foot tub. Probably redo some of the electrical to replace/add lights. I have been busy at work and ranch but it is about time to get this damned thing fixed up.

     

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  2. Next to my seat belts I have 2 flashlights (not fleshlights... they are real to me, dammit) I'm sitting in front of a customer's house calculating a gutter project.

     

    I happen to look down & noticed something in the grooves of the top - most light. Ran my thumbnail through the grooves & it came up slightly sticky.

     

    I think it was either ketchup (not "catsup", you damn Yankee) or barbecue sauce.

     

    Tasted like one or the other, can't say specifically. 0fcb9d709be2dbc7c9fe35d4801f485a.jpg

     

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  3. 26 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

    I keep trying to make the switch to sweatpants, but I find the crotch just wears out too fast in them.  Any recommendations?

    Stop wearing your strapon unless in the privacy of your own home.

  4. On 3/29/2018 at 10:52 PM, Hank Scorpio said:

    Like imagine you are this lady. You've had a long and successful career of race bating  and outing gay people and scaring old white people. You have a big time tv show. The people you associate with probably respect you or at least pretend to. You think you've made it, or at least made it as far as a shrill bigoted white lady can make it. You dog whistle Lebron James and sure, you get roasted by adults with an IQ over 80, but your loyal base eats it up harder than a hat full of leaves. Then one day you see a child from Florida speaking out against gun violence and you think "bingo, time to get my name out in the news again and boost those ratings. I can say whatever I want, because my loyal following of mouth breathers and cash-for-gold enthusiasts will love this." 

    So you fire off a tweet and go to bed, ready to see the shitstorm you started in the morning and then talk about it all week. Except that doesn't happen. That little shit tweets at your advertisers. You probably laugh it off at first, but then one by one they start dropping you. Your producers are calling you, the network is pissed, and suddenly there are consequences for being the piece of shit you always have been. And then you have to come out crawling on your hands and knees and apologize to some fucking kid from Florida or else you will lose everything you have. 

    Don't try and tell me that isn't fucking awesome. 

    I'm all out of reps on this newfangled Shag 2.0, HF 3.0 machine.

  5. 1 hour ago, In re UofA said:

    That’s pretty sweet

    Paid $ 400 for it back around November so we could use it with the Cub Scout Pack & our annual Flag Retirement Ceremony (post daylight savings time switch) & it worked great without a battery swap.

    Christmas shopping prices came along & inside of 30 days I was able to get the $$ dropped to around $ 360.  Home Depot purchase.

  6. Came out tonight (Friday) after completing a roof repair, chimney flashing on a 10:12... did the final nail sweep @ 1945 hrs.

     

    Got some soup in her & have now had to clean up pee from Dobby 2x.

     

    Moved her from the "high bed" & into the 2nd BR as it is regular height (no footstool step-up required) & has a working TV in there.

     

    Energy seems OK, still not 100% & I was able to get her to walk unaided from the shitter to that bed.

     

    Moved CPAP & a few essentials, she wanted me to put some pony waters in a small plastic tub (think: crap that is sent home with you when leaving the hospital). I explained she is simply making things complicated & room temperature water is liveable, not dastardly behavior on my part.

     

    Spent part of my non-hammer-swinging day talking to the doc's, a nursing home out here & South Austin Medical Center. No ability to get her into the home prior to Monday because her particular Aetna plan isn't an automatic approval & nobody @ the hospital can get stuff sent out until Monday.

     

    Got here @ 2030, headed home for a shower & sleep @ 0056.a1824b88f14cad7b857ac34a57de854a.jpg

     

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  7. I had to go back out to her house @ 2230 last night because she was throwing up & had been for "awhile".

    Mom can barely get herself standing right now & used a wheelchair to get from her BR to the kitchen last night.  When I get there, there is a bowl of cat food scattered on the kitchen floor, the countertop looks like she was rummaging through 5 different ideas on what to eat & it was all a mess.  Never mind that there is a long term feeder in another part of the kitchen & she didn't need to handle the cat food @ all, not one bit.  She had loaded up the wheelchair with her kit & got back tot he bedroom but piled herself into it & was a vomiting mess (into a plastic tub, mind you).

    Got her stabilized & I finally left @ 0200 & back home, now I have a roof repair to do & she is calling for me to come back now or call 911 & get her into South Austin Medical Center.

     

    I'm stacked up with stuff... don't have time for even 1/2 of this headache @ the moment.

  8. Lemme get my custom installer connection to register over here & answer your query; he had just signed up with Shag around 1 week before we went tits up.

     

    He's in San Marcos & his quality is above 99% of the shops you'll find & for a lower price - labor + required parts only, you buy the components.

  9. On 3/26/2018 at 11:16 PM, Snacks said:

    Dad, have you ever gotten an ingrown ballsack hair?

    what?

    I just want to know if it's possible. 

    yes, it's possible. where is this coming from? 

    we discuss all kinds of weird stuff at school. me and this other guy are the ones that are supposed to ask our dads this time. 

    going forward,  you probably don't want to discuss ball sacks with other dudes. 

    You think that's bad, wait until your eyes well up as you drift into a memory & explain how to pop said ingrown hair-zit on your nutsack.

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