Posts posted by ROFL BOX
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Anyone else staying up late so they can hope to sleep in late?
Thinking of feinting a stomach bug or something like that - Christmas with my inlaws is always a beating. I can expect to hear probably 3 anti-democrat slurs & it will be a miracle if the FIL doesn't use the N word @ least once.Trying to not be a shit so my kids won't suffer. Wife always has stupid expectations on trivial bullshit gifts that are useless / duplicates of something she has too much of (jewelry, etc).
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Wife, every year: "No, I don't EVER want to go visit your family for Thanksgiving - it's the heaviest time of the year for travel... literally EVERYONE is on the road!".
Me: "Well, if that was true then when "they" got to wherever they were going, nobody would be there because that person was ALSO traveling to visit someone else."
Her: ...tone...
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"OBSTRUCTION OF MARGARITAS" won't fit on the same line.I saw that driving in this morning and thought it’d be funnier in the reverse. Abuse of queso and obstruction of margaritas. The way they phrased it makes it sound like a really shitty Christmas party where there’s no good appetizers and people reveal their drinking problems
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Senior Citizen Issues - Assisting Your Parents
in Can You Help Me With This?
Late night work here @ my Mom's senior citizen apartment. The current time here is 2245 hrs. Xmas night as I start this efforting.
She's fat (sorry, Mom... truth bomb) & the supporting MDF / particle board that held her bed (box spring & mattress) finally screamed out "No more! I'd rather die!"
I have some weathered 1×'s on hand & brought those out to fix her up.
Team Red & Black to the rescue.
Mom has a bad L arm / shoulder, bum setup that won't allow her to do anything for herself from that side. She was head down while the foot end of the box / mattress were up. Apparently managed to turn 90⁰ but still couldn't get up on her own.
VERY unfortunately, there is a double deadbolt setup on both the front door & patio access - one deadbolt has a key from the hall side, the top one is only un-lockable from the inside & BOTH of the locks (front & back door) were set.
North Hays Fire / Rescue had to come out (before I got here) & fuck up both the door frame AND the door. I hope the management will allow me to R&R the new setup as this is well within our skillset.
I can bet they will probably charge @ least $ 600 for an R&R.
¡GAH!







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