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ROFL BOX

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  1. I had to go back out to her house @ 2230 last night because she was throwing up & had been for "awhile".

    Mom can barely get herself standing right now & used a wheelchair to get from her BR to the kitchen last night.  When I get there, there is a bowl of cat food scattered on the kitchen floor, the countertop looks like she was rummaging through 5 different ideas on what to eat & it was all a mess.  Never mind that there is a long term feeder in another part of the kitchen & she didn't need to handle the cat food @ all, not one bit.  She had loaded up the wheelchair with her kit & got back tot he bedroom but piled herself into it & was a vomiting mess (into a plastic tub, mind you).

    Got her stabilized & I finally left @ 0200 & back home, now I have a roof repair to do & she is calling for me to come back now or call 911 & get her into South Austin Medical Center.

     

    I'm stacked up with stuff... don't have time for even 1/2 of this headache @ the moment.

  2. Lemme get my custom installer connection to register over here & answer your query; he had just signed up with Shag around 1 week before we went tits up.

     

    He's in San Marcos & his quality is above 99% of the shops you'll find & for a lower price - labor + required parts only, you buy the components.

  3. On 3/26/2018 at 11:16 PM, Snacks said:

    Dad, have you ever gotten an ingrown ballsack hair?

    what?

    I just want to know if it's possible. 

    yes, it's possible. where is this coming from? 

    we discuss all kinds of weird stuff at school. me and this other guy are the ones that are supposed to ask our dads this time. 

    going forward,  you probably don't want to discuss ball sacks with other dudes. 

    You think that's bad, wait until your eyes well up as you drift into a memory & explain how to pop said ingrown hair-zit on your nutsack.

  4. 5 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

    some rando chick i found a long time ago.  brought her over from Shaggy.  Changed my name since I moved back to austin almost 9 years ago

    I just now noticed the name change... have always been fixated on... well, everyone knows.

  5. It is my desire to one day own a hot rod in a cool appearance much like the one pictured as my avatar & I would more than likely receive numerous tickets for both "reckless display of performance" as well as flat out drag racing anyone who would give me a try from a traffic light.  I'd probably be 80 years old @ the time, assuming I manage to live that long.

    The added benefit for use as an avatar is that the vehicle pictured is a Burnt Orange type color.

  6. Popcorn for Cub or Boy Scouts?

    Giftwrapping  paper for Band?

    Cookies for Girl Scouts?

    Magazine subscriptions (yeah, I know... print?) for that class trip to ______ (insert place here)?

    Whether you have a link to an online sale (we often get those for either cookies or popcorn) or can only do "in person" sales, post it up here along with ALL the relevant information & whatever pics you happen to have.  Obv. there's no guarantee you'll get a sale, but why not give it a try & spread the word.

     

    I'll kick this off with the annual Troop 101 brisket sale.  All details are listed on the pic; contact me via PM or post here for more info.

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  7. Definitely will do the cover & holster combo; not interested in any improper cuts & of course a sharp blade (axe, hatchet OR knife) is safer than a dull one.

    He got his Whittling Chip as a Bear in Cub Scouts (under my eyeballing his efforts) & yes, we still do "cut corners" - after the 4th nipped occasion, the Scout has to go through the program again & recertify for the card.

  8. 8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

    This seems like the best place to make this point...

    If you are one of those individuals who insists on backing into parking spaces in public parking lots but don't know how to stay between the lines like a regular human being, you are a douchebag and a dumbass.

    That is all.

    Back-in parking (when done properly) is the safest method of parking there is.

     

    This is settled case law, both on Shag 1.0, Shag 2.0 & in the general population.

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