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ROFL BOX

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  1. Mom is 79½ & is says she has been speaking with someone about funeral insurance, $ 50 / month. "Once I turn 80, I cannot get into a program. I want you & your brother to cremate me." It is my understanding that these "End of Life Planning" policies can ONLY be used for funerary expenses &b that's it, while other plans are available for any expense needed AND the money spent on a policy is going to provide a better ROI with a more common life insurance policy than these "funeral only" ones D I S C U S S (Educate me... & if you sell these sorts of things, you might even get a new account, albeit a cheap one)
  2. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C92_zqMxjWE/?igsh=MTRmZDkzcXk2dHQ0Mw==
  3. What are the terms of the contract? What exclusions are listed & that your organization may have agreed to re: performance of product (seed / sprigs), limitations regarding temperature / heat / proper germination, naturally occurring water (rain) etc. & other "uncontrollable circumstances" that might be "out of sod installer's control", etc.? If contractual disputes arrive, does the contract specify anything regards to mediation or where a court case has to be filed for civil suit? @wild_turkey, a JP court judge is supposed to be impartial & listen only to the facts (not saying that always happens, but... y'know...). Doubtful this would move to a jury trial, but what do I know? If it DID, then THAT is where BIG SOD, Inc. suing Happy Kids Community Baseball .org is gonna easily be presented to a jury of local citizens with a defense of "won't someone think of the children?"
  4. He's holding out for French Benefits.
  5. What is the 8th letter of the alphabet? Now think of that letter matched up with relatable words that are favorites with their crowd.
  6. "It's called the "Hank Hill"... she supplies the gas, you bring the accessories."
  7. I only recall 1× as a kid ever having a memorable birthday. 12 years old, went to "the largest McDonald's in the world" & as you recall back in the "Ripley's Believe it or Not" days, anything that was billed as the "most ever" was a big thing, especially. to a 12 year old. It was a total of 4 kids - single Mom, broke, & we then went to see Star Wars (ep IV, A New Hope) in the theaternext door. That's the ONE TIME I felt like a birthday was awesome & was the classic "your day" situation. I still don't know how to accept birthdays because I haven't had any "over the top / you're special" events since that Star Wars" deal in '78.
  8. The Evolution of Maga Wimmenz
  9. Do they have Gatorade (green or orange, original) flavor?
  10. "Old School"?
  11. Nasty migraine cranked up on me today around 1400. Thankfully my customer was only around 12 minutes away from home, however I did have to pull over 3× to prevent a mess in the truck. Felt like I was taking an ice pick to the L orbit & Then, my Mom called me 2× to see how I was doing (I was gonna pick her up for a late lunch) & 1× to ask if the electricity was off (we are both on Pedernales Co-Op). [emoji35] Dinner now, @ midnight, & then back to bed. Eyeball pressure is maybe ⅓ of peak pain.
  12. Advanced Pain, South MoPac.
  13. Legit question, William McNabb: Where do you live?
  14. There is B A R E L Y enough space to fit my truck through when everyone parks properly (Mom's doc appointment, seems I'm driving her there 2× / month). When dickheads do their thing, it's damn near impossible. I had to get out & physically check to see if I could make it (yes, but not by a lot).
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