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    Y'know how you are @ a restaurant & you & her decide to try each other's food? Well, if you swap forks as a part of this sharing then FFS you had better give back HER [fork / spoon], whatevs. The randomness of the universe put THAT SPECIFIC & EXACT utensil under her exclusive dominion for the duration of the time spent at THAT table & Fuck You Very Much if you think you're gonna take HER [spoon / fork]. ¹these same rules apply when dining @ home, her parents, etc. ²I like to piss her off by occasionally making a quick hide under the table & clanging them around so she won't know which is which.
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    Dammit, man...
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    Dowry, wife giving up her family name, until the mid-70's women not being able to get bank loans or a credit card or own real property, etc. & FWIW, I tell both of my kids that @ it's core, marriage needs to be seen as a legal binding. Who gives a shit if any particular religion says it's through the uprights? F that noise.
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    You will be single within 2 years. Check back in with us mid Jan 26 (unless a giant meteor has fully completed it's job by then). Now we're getting somewhere.
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    /Shag² Ameros.
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    ☆STILL☆ not sure if the User I.D. checks out...
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    Uncertainty as to whether or not the User I.D checks out.
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    1. Did you miss the name of this thread where it is "Trivial Things"? 2. The hot chocolate ratio is maybe 2:15 for both coffee & tea. Apparently the kids are burning through the hot chocolate whereas the coffee obviously isn't as popular.
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    & ?
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    Area man has mediocre opinions about once relevant and topically snarky satire / parody news(ish) site. Turn to page 14 for continued coverage.
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    1. You have been a member since... & 2. You have this many posts... But you're only ☆now☆ figuring this out?
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    No harness & barefoot. My taint got all tingly (& not in a good way).
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    If you have to ask, apparently it didn't fit (use more effort... & maybe any of those soaps).
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    "Wives & the Stupid Shit" thread 3 doors over, but... yeah.
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    I'm thinking she's better qualified to make pancakes.
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    Correctumundo.

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