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    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0ZGiaLr3F4F2EiPFt2vztg88p1yUQPBiFVNzRoX1XrcxfRDpBAbFpiv6d6mLJsVkQl&id=100046725576882&mibextid=Nif5oz
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    *I guarantee you read that in his voice, didn't you?
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    *Nimra-ta-ta's. "Hell, she isn't even smart enough to know she needs to get a good set of fake ta-tas, if you know what I mean. Look at your excellent First Lady - she's got the best ones, everyone says they are the best. And Ivanka - she's going to be my Vice President & WOW, would you look at the ones on her? After I'm President again, she will go to the Middle East & one look at her set, those Hamas fighters will want a piece - I mean want peace. Everyone is saying it, I have heard. But Nimra-no-Tata's, she's not the one for you OR me & of course you know it."
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    Ask who she voted for PotUS in '16 & '20. Does that match your preferences? What's her religious particulars? What is her preferences re: abortion? Fun date stuff: Get the "Book of Questions" & start asking each other bits from rando pages. As noted [emoji3595], get a LONG look @ her mother... will that even remotely resemble something you will be attracted to in 20 ~ 30 years? & Finally, ask her point blank if she will be giving blowjobs¹ when you're both 60? (You may think I'm joking, but read this entire thread & you'll see I'm not) ¹to you.
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    Tagging: @amazing
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    [we live remote / rural, in case you didn't know... & +95% of our TV viewing is OTA / antenna... dish is for ViaSat / internet] Her: "Very few TV channels are coming in. It must be the wind."
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    So what if he buys hardware from McCoy's

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