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    Pro tip: Tap them kinda gently on the end of the nose & then hold your finger very close to the tip, it will open wide for maybe 5 seconds. Apply Anole to your ear & receive the desired clampdown. It doesn't hurt. Removal is actually more difficult than installation.
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    No hot chocolate. How is this difficult to understand?
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    We are all still hoping to see a pic of the offending concrete emencroachment.
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    Suuure... as if outsourcing to private industry with no oversight is a bad thing. C'mon... next thing you know, you're gonna say we need private armies because the ACTUAL army cannot get things done. [emoji848]
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    This wasn't an issue when I lived in Broward County (28 years ago). The accelerated population from some let loose iguanas hit warp speed around 2005 or something like that. The cold weather is actually appreciated by people who want to reduce the population. PS... Lizard earrings is also a thing. You weren't a true Floridian if you never did this as a kid [pic].
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    HER plan is that you mention something you did - maybe flirted with the cute checkout girl @ the grocery store 18 years ago... & She has Ø to add other than to see what you would come up with. It's-A-Trap.jpg/Ackbar
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    I'm envisioning her saying it the way you spelled it.
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    Nimarata "Nikki" Randhawa Haley Say it loud enough so the ones wearing white sheets can hear you.
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    Please show us where Delray is "swampy".
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    Battleship Texas has entered the chat (& flooded ballast on one side of the ship).
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    My Judo Sensei had a modern Dō Maru, Ō-Yoroi set, Bogu & Hakama that he purchased while training @ the Kodokan. After he passed away in the early 90's, I was supposed to get all of that stuff, however I think his personal possessions were partially raided while most everyone else was @ the memorial service & his Mom never really wanted to talk about it. I ended up with a Skandanavian wooden table & 4 chairs. The armor (Dø Maru & Ō-Yaroi) were both a deep gloss black with gold trim. Altogether, everything would probably be worth close to # 25,000.⁰⁰ in today's dollars; supposedly he got all of this in the mid 70 s.
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    More accurate.
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    I mean, sure... we already knew you were morons because you gave us Rand Paul & TurtleNeck McConnell, buuuut... Really? Trying to "outOklahoma" Oklahoma? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Kentucky Republican introduced legislation that would amend the state's law so a person who had sex with their first cousin would no longer be criminally liable for incest. House Bill 269, which state Representative Nick Wilson sponsored, was introduced on January 16 to the House Committee on Committees. According to the Kentucky General Assembly website, it would strike "first cousin from the list of familial relationships" defined as unlawful incest in the state. The amendment would also reduce the designation of incest by contact to a Class D felony for some cases "unless it is committed with a person who is less than twelve years of age," in which case it is Class C.
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    So... NOT Ron Testa?
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    From the very moment she declared, I have been saying there is Ø way in heII any true Republican would ever vote for someone named Nimarata "Nikki" Randhawa Haley. If she were to somehow win the GQP nomination, all Biden would have to do is run ads with her real / full name next to her face & 75% of the red hatted crowd would stay home.
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    A long time ago in a Space... far, far away... the final frontier.
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    Party of one. The others shown were both done correctly.
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    My 3 are generally derps. As in "a group of crows? Murder. A group of dolphins? Pod. A group of Corgi? Clown car." Except the girl - she's a jerk when it comes to getting her back inside. The other 2 come when called & she knowingly stays 15 feet away.

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