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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Tonight, Ravens [emoji3591] Chiefs, Mrs. ROFL: Her: ¿Why isn't that a touchdown just because his toe is on the white part? Me: 2 reasons. 1. If a receiver steps out of bounds (without being forced by another player, i.e. CB, LB, Saf), he cannot be the 1st to touch the ball after the QB throws it. 2. More importantly, when he caught the ball, one of his feet were out of bounds (even by a toe) & therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass. Her: Why can't he catch the ball & then pull his foot back into the green (field / inbound) area? Me: [emoji2357]
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Still Got My Spleen, Gene.....
The OP's clip / quote didn't mention "Miramar" & I had to click through to see if it was the same doc in Tampa that amputated the wrong leg 2× (circa 1995). https://www.cbsnews.com/news/an-austrian-doctor-who-amputated-a-patients-wrong-leg-has-been-fined/
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
I heard an interview yesterday on NPR with supposed US citizens / Hispanics who can vote but didn't speak English. The guy said "I like his economy & don't know anything about Kamala. I will vote Trump." I hope he remembers that when he is stopped on a street corner while walking because he "looks illegal" & when he is yeeted into Mexico because he didn't have his papers readily available.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
At a minimum, thousands of Qcumber voters were removed from the voting rolls due to their own insistence that "It's just the flu or a cold".
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Senior Citizen Issues - Assisting Your Parents
Not my Mom, but a friend of hers, 83 years old (or close to it). Took her & my Mom to the Spectrum store in Sunset Valley (Brodie Lane) so the friend could get a new phone (& also get some TexaDelphia). Friend already had an Android but she was virus laden & supposedly there was no way to wipe it. Anyhow, I explained to her prob. 6 times about her password (easy 4 digit info that is very relevant to her knowledge base). After lunch & as we were dropping her off, I reviewed 4x what her PW is & how to enter it / had her repeat the process each time. 4 Days later, I get a call: "Hi, I finally figured out how to unlock my phone. I can make calls now." ( s i g h )
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Not the dumbest person I have ever seen on the internet, however this is definitely an example of the common Qcumber stupidity. https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19C9dWLJzt/?mibextid=D5vuiz
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
If the [emoji521][emoji1782] can't cheat ("I win the club tournaments"), he isn't playing.
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
I'm not even gonna look her up... who TF is "Brigitte"?
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
- Post a pic that makes you lol
Fully functional & not a movie / TV prop? Back to the Future all day long.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Post a pic that makes you lol
- Post a pic that makes you lol
- Depression, OCD, and whatever else ails you between the ears
- Post a pic that makes you lol
https://www.facebook.com/share/YKxFdC7WzQ2aRvti/?mibextid=D5vuiz- Bevoette and Jade's lol pics
- Post a pic that makes you lol
- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
https://www.facebook.com/share/4xnUJ57UPkxR7n24/?mibextid=D5vuiz- Post a pic that makes you lol
- Dry wall repair Austin not Las Colinas
Take a chunk of the damaged drywall to the professional paint shop of your choice (paint desk @ Home Depot, Lowe's, Sherwin Williams, etc. & they can do a 100% color match. More than likely, a paint sample cup will be enough to cover that area however a quart isn't that expensive & who knows if he will do another header some day. Get a cheapo paint kit (brushes, etc) & for less than $ 50 total (+ the repair kit shown above) you're good.- Dry wall repair Austin not Las Colinas
I mean, sure... I could give him the contact info for one of my sheetrock / interior guys, yeah. & For a small roof issue on a 1 story walkable I could also explain how to stop a small leak... or charge a minimum of $ 200 for a service call.- ESPN Channels and Disney owned ABC affiliates pulled from DirecTV right now
Find someone with a Spectrum account &ensure they have ESPN on their menu, then get their PW / login. DL the Spectrum app to your TV & using wi-fi, connect to ESPN. Done.- Dry wall repair Austin not Las Colinas
https://www.homedepot.com/p/DAP-DryDex-8-oz-Wall-Repair-Patch-Kit-12345/100493601Home Depot has what you need.- I've decided to dig a hole
I'm certain others have thought "Heyyyyy, nice shaft."Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate DonationsBack to top - Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
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