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    If you don't have microaggressions with your [spouse / life partner], are you even married? [emoji848]
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    Try "and / or". Appointment Algorithm
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    I was gonna put this in the "Wives & the Stupid Shit" thread but thought it world work better here because it is an equal opportunity test. *working on the notion that Shag² is probably 95% male populated. • Hold your hand in a closed fist, bCk of hand up. • Separately, go to your [wife / daughter / sister / girlfriend / mom] & also separately do this with your [husband / son / brother/ boyfriend / dad] ask them to "Put out your hand". • Reach out like you are going to put something in THEIR waiting hand & say nothing... watch them react & report back with what they initially say. Will men automatically assume it is an insect ("Wait!! Is that a bug‽‽")? Will males assume 'insect' more than women? What about a response of "...Because that is EXACTLY the sort of thing you would do!!" Report back. *I also contemplates an entire separate standalone thread vs. "Random Thoughts", so... here we are.
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    Ummm... the sun was in my eyes. Dropped easy fly ball, y'know? It was the glare, man...
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    Jimmy Kimmell: "The only time Aaron Rodgers got two "A's" on his report card was when they wrote his name."
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    My wife has 7 or 8 different shampoo bottles in the shower & probably 5 or 6 of them have less than 1% of product in them. Take off the cap, run some water in there, use the dregs & recycle the bottle. Done. ButNoooo.Belushi.gif
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    "tge" never gets corrected to "the" & I am contemplating the removal of "javelin" because when I fat finger "jave" instead of "have", that word pops up. & Then I think "but what if some day I'm writing a post about a light spear dating to nearly 400,000 years ago or a man-portable anti-tank system & I need that word?"
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    On FB aggy posts / comments, I like to remind them where the LOnghorns were actually IN the "Final Four" conversation & won the B12 championship whereas aggy hasnt even been to the CCG their entire time in the SEC! SEC! SEC! It's sorta like when the '05 MNC was won by us & aggy tried to glom onto that by proclaiming Texas "pride". GTFOHWTB.
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    Re: slab, pay attention to the slope of the land. Try NOT to have it too skinny on the "up-side" (high-end of the land slope). Have enough slab so any water running downhill will not wash on top of the slab. A 6 inch "turn-down" around the perimeter is common. Don't go cheap on the slab by setting it thin. Think worst case scenario type flood. Also, run electricity underground (vs. a swing) where possible. • Ø tree falling branches or whatevs to cause damage • Looks cleaner, better resale. • Note the distance from the eventual far end of the building & discuss with the co-op or a competent & licensed electrician. Typically you get a max 150 ft. before voltage drop becomes an issue. • As Clever said, do 120 & 240 v from the start because "you never know" when someone wants to plug in a welder & the cost to upgrade later is crazy compared to up front expenses.
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    Guess where I am currently & who I had to drive here + who the hang tag is registered to?
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    User name checks out.
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    Whose dumbass idea was this?
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    Home Depot. F'er is FAST
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    Paging " @CleverNickname " to the Burnt Orange courtesy phone... Paging a Mr. "Clever Nickname"...
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    Larry, is that you?
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    2 new M12 goodies. Used the nibbler just yesterday @ @gsoda3 's to cut down some old gutters parts so they would fit in my truck bed.
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    Getting a load of 20 rounds delivered next weekend. 5×5, coming up from near Sinton (where IS Bill these days, anyhow?). $ 100 ea. I will consider that a "win" as compared to $ 85 / bale for my local guy & I won't have to make any R/T's for 2 @ a time (one on the buggy & one in the truck bed). This should get me to over ⅓ of the year as my ² horses are on average burning 1 rounder every 10 days.
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    I have an "autograph panel" football with hand procured sigs by... ~ James Brown ~ Richard Walton ~ Major ~ Mack & Ricky I also have a fitted ballcap that is signed by Mack, Coach Royal & Ricky. I don't wear that one as much anymore because I don't want the sigs to suffer sun damage. I sorta had to chase Major down for the football when he was doing afternoon radio for AM 1300 (on Lamar just N of 6th). Waited in the parking area under the building, got there around 1 hour prior to his daily air time & sure enough, he was driving a freebie vehicle from Apple Leasing. I also have a pair of season ticket stubs that were signed " W I D E "by Chris Simms & Major on the whole piece prior to bei g separated. The idea is to reassemble them as a single piece (the way they were mailed) & have that professionally framed up.
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    That's why you put a blank tortilla on the plate, to catch all of the runoff... ☆presto☆ 2nd Taco.
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    Throw 'ew to the back of your mouth & smaller down quickly. I hate those things.
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    Ron McKelvey has entered the chat.
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    What's the fascination with rooftop tents (on your SUV / truck)? Do people think critters are going to attack them if the tent is on the ground? I get the thing about living in Central Texas & it can be a hassle setting a stake in Caliche or Limestone, however this is a national trend here.
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    Yeah, yeah... "Shart 2024" thread 2 doors over.

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