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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
AND... we would often stop off at some rando motel (not a "hotel" with them fancy inward facing hallways) & find an ice machine way in the back of the building with a breezeway where you wouldn't get spotted, then refill your family cooler with all new ice while you cursed that machine for not letting you fit the corner of the cooler all the way under the dispenser.
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USAA canceled my car insurance after 28 years
From a restoration contractor's perspective, stay away from AllSnake / Snake Farm. Repeat: In my experienced opinion, these two are the worst. Example for AllSnake; Recent claim, 5-1/2" hail... AllSnake tried to pay for 158 individual shingles to be replaced. & AllSnake says these hail hits... That caused THIS damage... Can be combed out, despite dents that go 3/4" deep & a licensed AC company says they can NOT be combed, we are in for a fight with AllSnake. Older system, R22, propane heat setup / air handler in the attic... $ 12,800.00 cost total replacement vs. the comb-out offer of $ 182.36 (including trip charge). So, yeah... IMO, AllSnake s-u-c-k-s.
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tAll Encompassing Disney Thread
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/disney-says-man-cant-sue-wifes-death-agreed-disney-terms-service-rcna166594 Talk about a horribad PR move.
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House AC is dripping.
(depending on the age of the AC install) You will have a secondary / overflow drain line in your soffit & it is typically set over a window (kitchen) or near a door. The idea is so you will see it & recognize the primary is clogged. Additionally, building code since ______ (I don't know when) has required a "Float Switch" for the condensation pan, so either your system's installation date predates the code, your installer didn't put one in or you do have one & it's defective.
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Tortoise - Family Pet
They don't really have anything else to do with their day.
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I've decided to dig a hole
This is a safe space - you can go ahead & say it: "I want to touch your hole".
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Tortoise - Family Pet
Around 12 years ago, I had a gutter customer who had an "older" (to humans) turtle of some sort & IIRC, it was around 2½ ft, maybe 3 ft. long. They had a well fenced in (metal) back yard that was maybe 4× the size of your average suburban neighborhood yard. The turtle had worn a path all the way around the perimeter to where everything in that route was hard pack & it also nipped @ the bottom edge of their Masonite siding everywhere it could reach; supposedly it did this over the course of around 6 or 7 years. They also had a decent large home made dog house for it with a pair of heat lamps for Winter livin' & a kiddy pool dug into the ground for some shallow water action whenever it wanted to use that. That's about all I can volunteer for you.
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
- Concerts you are attending
Last Saturday, ShaneSmithMusic.com with Marty Stuart 2nd openee. Family of 4 outing & yeah, it was hot. Marty Stuart was blazing & I wish his set was 3× longer. VERY happy I finally got to see him live. Musical royalty & his Fabulous Superlatives kicked it through the uprights on demand. Shane & the Saints were excellent as usual, played most of the songs I wanted to hear. For some reason I'm just not as locked in on the new album "Norther" quite the way "Geronimo" hit me. Probably need more listens I suppose. First time seeing a gig @ the Whitewater Amphitheater. Nice venue, ¿maybe? you could hear some music from the river if you were on a Yak, canoe or tube, but you won't be able to see anything.- Helping a friend who believes in conspiracy theories.
- Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
#TimWalz always clacks together the tongs every time he is standing at the grill & picks them up. \ #TimWalz gets phone calls from Chuck Norris for pointers on what fork goes on the outside & where to put that funny [knife / not a knife].- Longhorns in the Olympics
Updated 04 Aug 24. No Dirt Burglars or aggy stinkin' up the top 10. What's in the water over there @ the Cardinal?- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
https://theweek.com/speedreads/739921/trump-incorrectly-claimed-swedish-decades But, hey... at least it was one of those "pure" white types, right? Not exactly Aryan but close enough for your needs I suppose.- Sweat. Determination. Cupcakes.
¡¡Santo necro-post, Batman! Didn't exactly think this was worth an entire thread & this one popped up with the search "cupcake". I prese t to you "How To Make A Shag² Cupcake": https://www.facebook.com/share/r/DXeJTZSZvEKM34h6/?mibextid=D5vuiz- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Apparently America being a multicultural / multi racial nation has your underwear knotted up (if you take 'em off your neck, it's possible you could breathe). Does it *really* bother you when people of differing racial backgrounds have sexytyime & create humans that blend those hues & complexions? Apparently yes, it does. Go burn some books & leave the rest of us to move forward as a society.- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Not sorry you didn't like getting dunked on.- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Interesting you can be a human AND a softcore racist piece of shit @ the same time. Then again, you're not the only one.- Senior Citizen Issues - Assisting Your Parents
Mold allergies from all the recent Central Texas rain must be kicking up because I'm sorta teary over this one.- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
I guess Howard University is an H.I.U. & Alpha Kappa Alpha is an Indian Sorority?- Selling Dallas Cowboys PSL
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Ketchup talk [without regard or mention of the 🍊🤡] not going away.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
3. Qcumbers who believe fervently every conspiracy laden idea about • "Q drops". • Some [un-named] Special Forces group has invaded Italy to retrieve "the servers" that were used to flip the Dominion votes from the 🍊🤡 to Biden. • "A Storm" is coming (any day now... goalposts constantly pushed back) where the 🍊🤡 will be rightfully placed back in office. ● Simultaneously, all of this: ■ Trump is actually in office & "making things happen". ■ Biden is on a Hollywood set when shown in the Oval Office. ■ The Bidem you see in public appearances is an actor with Hollywood style makeup & fake masks on (or it is "Hollywood" CGI). ■ Biden died & "They" don't want Harris in office, so "They" are using actors to portray Biden. ■ Michelle Obama is a man (named "Mike") while Sasha & Malia were kidnapped from an orphanage & raised as the Obama kids. ■ AND the Obama kids are child actors who are getting paid to pretend d to be Michelle's progeny. ■ Obama is actually running the country, Biden is just a useful puppet. • John F. Kennedy is going to reappear & reveal himself to have not died AND it was the CIA who dun it AND he is actually Trump. • Through the use of "Gematria" (short definition: Biblical math) one can divine how Trump is "the Chosen One" sent to deliver us from whatevs. • "Med Beds" are a real thing (see also: Star Trek medical bays) & Trump has those in reserve for his health care plan. • Cancer (all) was solved years ago & Trump cannot declassify these papers until he is sworn in. So... start there. - Concerts you are attending
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