Everything posted by ROFL BOX
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USAA canceled my car insurance after 28 years
From a restoration contractor's perspective, stay away from AllSnake / Snake Farm. Repeat: In my experienced opinion, these two are the worst. Example for AllSnake; Recent claim, 5-1/2" hail... AllSnake tried to pay for 158 individual shingles to be replaced. & AllSnake says these hail hits... That caused THIS damage... Can be combed out, despite dents that go 3/4" deep & a licensed AC company says they can NOT be combed, we are in for a fight with AllSnake. Older system, R22, propane heat setup / air handler in the attic... $ 12,800.00 cost total replacement vs. the comb-out offer of $ 182.36 (including trip charge). So, yeah... IMO, AllSnake s-u-c-k-s.
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tAll Encompassing Disney Thread
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/disney-says-man-cant-sue-wifes-death-agreed-disney-terms-service-rcna166594 Talk about a horribad PR move.
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House AC is dripping.
(depending on the age of the AC install) You will have a secondary / overflow drain line in your soffit & it is typically set over a window (kitchen) or near a door. The idea is so you will see it & recognize the primary is clogged. Additionally, building code since ______ (I don't know when) has required a "Float Switch" for the condensation pan, so either your system's installation date predates the code, your installer didn't put one in or you do have one & it's defective.
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Tortoise - Family Pet
They don't really have anything else to do with their day.
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I've decided to dig a hole
This is a safe space - you can go ahead & say it: "I want to touch your hole".
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Tortoise - Family Pet
Around 12 years ago, I had a gutter customer who had an "older" (to humans) turtle of some sort & IIRC, it was around 2½ ft, maybe 3 ft. long. They had a well fenced in (metal) back yard that was maybe 4× the size of your average suburban neighborhood yard. The turtle had worn a path all the way around the perimeter to where everything in that route was hard pack & it also nipped @ the bottom edge of their Masonite siding everywhere it could reach; supposedly it did this over the course of around 6 or 7 years. They also had a decent large home made dog house for it with a pair of heat lamps for Winter livin' & a kiddy pool dug into the ground for some shallow water action whenever it wanted to use that. That's about all I can volunteer for you.
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
- Concerts you are attending
Last Saturday, ShaneSmithMusic.com with Marty Stuart 2nd openee. Family of 4 outing & yeah, it was hot. Marty Stuart was blazing & I wish his set was 3× longer. VERY happy I finally got to see him live. Musical royalty & his Fabulous Superlatives kicked it through the uprights on demand. Shane & the Saints were excellent as usual, played most of the songs I wanted to hear. For some reason I'm just not as locked in on the new album "Norther" quite the way "Geronimo" hit me. Probably need more listens I suppose. First time seeing a gig @ the Whitewater Amphitheater. Nice venue, ¿maybe? you could hear some music from the river if you were on a Yak, canoe or tube, but you won't be able to see anything.- Helping a friend who believes in conspiracy theories.
- Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
#TimWalz always clacks together the tongs every time he is standing at the grill & picks them up. \ #TimWalz gets phone calls from Chuck Norris for pointers on what fork goes on the outside & where to put that funny [knife / not a knife].- Longhorns in the Olympics
Updated 04 Aug 24. No Dirt Burglars or aggy stinkin' up the top 10. What's in the water over there @ the Cardinal?- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
https://theweek.com/speedreads/739921/trump-incorrectly-claimed-swedish-decades But, hey... at least it was one of those "pure" white types, right? Not exactly Aryan but close enough for your needs I suppose.- Sweat. Determination. Cupcakes.
¡¡Santo necro-post, Batman! Didn't exactly think this was worth an entire thread & this one popped up with the search "cupcake". I prese t to you "How To Make A Shag² Cupcake": https://www.facebook.com/share/r/DXeJTZSZvEKM34h6/?mibextid=D5vuiz- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Apparently America being a multicultural / multi racial nation has your underwear knotted up (if you take 'em off your neck, it's possible you could breathe). Does it *really* bother you when people of differing racial backgrounds have sexytyime & create humans that blend those hues & complexions? Apparently yes, it does. Go burn some books & leave the rest of us to move forward as a society.- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Not sorry you didn't like getting dunked on.- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Interesting you can be a human AND a softcore racist piece of shit @ the same time. Then again, you're not the only one.- Senior Citizen Issues - Assisting Your Parents
Mold allergies from all the recent Central Texas rain must be kicking up because I'm sorta teary over this one.- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
I guess Howard University is an H.I.U. & Alpha Kappa Alpha is an Indian Sorority?- Selling Dallas Cowboys PSL
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Ketchup talk [without regard or mention of the 🍊🤡] not going away.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
3. Qcumbers who believe fervently every conspiracy laden idea about • "Q drops". • Some [un-named] Special Forces group has invaded Italy to retrieve "the servers" that were used to flip the Dominion votes from the 🍊🤡 to Biden. • "A Storm" is coming (any day now... goalposts constantly pushed back) where the 🍊🤡 will be rightfully placed back in office. ● Simultaneously, all of this: ■ Trump is actually in office & "making things happen". ■ Biden is on a Hollywood set when shown in the Oval Office. ■ The Bidem you see in public appearances is an actor with Hollywood style makeup & fake masks on (or it is "Hollywood" CGI). ■ Biden died & "They" don't want Harris in office, so "They" are using actors to portray Biden. ■ Michelle Obama is a man (named "Mike") while Sasha & Malia were kidnapped from an orphanage & raised as the Obama kids. ■ AND the Obama kids are child actors who are getting paid to pretend d to be Michelle's progeny. ■ Obama is actually running the country, Biden is just a useful puppet. • John F. Kennedy is going to reappear & reveal himself to have not died AND it was the CIA who dun it AND he is actually Trump. • Through the use of "Gematria" (short definition: Biblical math) one can divine how Trump is "the Chosen One" sent to deliver us from whatevs. • "Med Beds" are a real thing (see also: Star Trek medical bays) & Trump has those in reserve for his health care plan. • Cancer (all) was solved years ago & Trump cannot declassify these papers until he is sworn in. So... start there.- JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
If quizzed on it, this will also be one more opportunity for Trump to go off script & say very stupid shit. Popcorn.gif - Concerts you are attending
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