Everything posted by ROFL BOX
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Helping a friend who believes in conspiracy theories.
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Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee
#TimWalz always clacks together the tongs every time he is standing at the grill & picks them up. \ #TimWalz gets phone calls from Chuck Norris for pointers on what fork goes on the outside & where to put that funny [knife / not a knife].
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Longhorns in the Olympics
Updated 04 Aug 24. No Dirt Burglars or aggy stinkin' up the top 10. What's in the water over there @ the Cardinal?
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
https://theweek.com/speedreads/739921/trump-incorrectly-claimed-swedish-decades But, hey... at least it was one of those "pure" white types, right? Not exactly Aryan but close enough for your needs I suppose.
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Sweat. Determination. Cupcakes.
¡¡Santo necro-post, Batman! Didn't exactly think this was worth an entire thread & this one popped up with the search "cupcake". I prese t to you "How To Make A Shag² Cupcake": https://www.facebook.com/share/r/DXeJTZSZvEKM34h6/?mibextid=D5vuiz
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Apparently America being a multicultural / multi racial nation has your underwear knotted up (if you take 'em off your neck, it's possible you could breathe). Does it *really* bother you when people of differing racial backgrounds have sexytyime & create humans that blend those hues & complexions? Apparently yes, it does. Go burn some books & leave the rest of us to move forward as a society.
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Not sorry you didn't like getting dunked on.
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Interesting you can be a human AND a softcore racist piece of shit @ the same time. Then again, you're not the only one.
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Senior Citizen Issues - Assisting Your Parents
Mold allergies from all the recent Central Texas rain must be kicking up because I'm sorta teary over this one.
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
I guess Howard University is an H.I.U. & Alpha Kappa Alpha is an Indian Sorority?
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Selling Dallas Cowboys PSL
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Ketchup talk [without regard or mention of the 🍊🤡] not going away.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
3. Qcumbers who believe fervently every conspiracy laden idea about • "Q drops". • Some [un-named] Special Forces group has invaded Italy to retrieve "the servers" that were used to flip the Dominion votes from the 🍊🤡 to Biden. • "A Storm" is coming (any day now... goalposts constantly pushed back) where the 🍊🤡 will be rightfully placed back in office. ● Simultaneously, all of this: ■ Trump is actually in office & "making things happen". ■ Biden is on a Hollywood set when shown in the Oval Office. ■ The Bidem you see in public appearances is an actor with Hollywood style makeup & fake masks on (or it is "Hollywood" CGI). ■ Biden died & "They" don't want Harris in office, so "They" are using actors to portray Biden. ■ Michelle Obama is a man (named "Mike") while Sasha & Malia were kidnapped from an orphanage & raised as the Obama kids. ■ AND the Obama kids are child actors who are getting paid to pretend d to be Michelle's progeny. ■ Obama is actually running the country, Biden is just a useful puppet. • John F. Kennedy is going to reappear & reveal himself to have not died AND it was the CIA who dun it AND he is actually Trump. • Through the use of "Gematria" (short definition: Biblical math) one can divine how Trump is "the Chosen One" sent to deliver us from whatevs. • "Med Beds" are a real thing (see also: Star Trek medical bays) & Trump has those in reserve for his health care plan. • Cancer (all) was solved years ago & Trump cannot declassify these papers until he is sworn in. So... start there.- JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
If quizzed on it, this will also be one more opportunity for Trump to go off script & say very stupid shit. Popcorn.gif- JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
I'm looking forward to someone putting Vance's heavily guylinered face atop a Care Bear (¿maroon?) with a Klan hood on it's tummy.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Same. Like... massive forehead gravitational pull.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Chad Prather stole 'em in the name of freedoms.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I will get the links if you want me to do the work, however I am surprised you aren't aware of Trump [after one of the many mass shootings that have occurred... this particular one during his term in office...] saying "Whe we do, what we have to do is take the guns. We have to take the guns first & then let the courts settle it. We take the guns." Trump is the ONLY sitting PotIS to have ☆EVER☆ said anything like that. EVER. Not any Presidential candidate has said such a thing, even as a non-candidate & it was dug up from an old clip out of Forget-Landia. But the 🍊🤡 says it & then the Qcumbers go deaf, deaf / dumb / blind 🙉 🙊 🙈. :Edit: @Bozo_Casanova beat me to it.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Missing a bolo tie.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- Selling Dallas Cowboys PSL
Better to sell now when expectations are inflated rather than ½ way through the season as reality once again settles in.- Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
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