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ROFL BOX

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  1. SMS exchange Her: "I got him an electric shaver. Me: "K. I got him a manicure kit like you mentioned." Her: "I also got him one. You should ask before you do stuff like that. Can you get him a black hoodie?" Me: "Not while he is with me." Her: "Why is he with you?" Me: "We need physicals for Winter Camp." (Scouts BSA) Her: "Fine, I'll do it myself (like always)." Me: "...Says the person who said I shouldn't have gotten him a manicure kit."
  2. PLUS, if you have a Circle K gas station in your area, you can win free food / drinks in addition to the weekly prizes. Go into the store & ask the clerk if they have any of the .10 cent discount gas cards. Put it into the pump prior to your CC & it knocks your fuel prices down by a dime, up to 20 gallons. Put the pump handle away & reset... do it again for another 20 gallons. If you tie the card into your bank account, there is .30 off on the 1st 10 uses. Not required for the .10 off. https://win.circlek.com/ My high score is 516. ¿Whatchu got, beetches?
  3. My wife is constantly on me or the kids about "Why is the light still on for the [porch / kitchen]?" bit my daughter consistently leaves the floor / oscillating fan on in her room & wife doesn't G.a.S. 1. The light bulbs have all been swapped over to LED & prob. cost less than $ 1.50 per year to operate. 2. Wife & daughter are convinced that if you have a fan running (even while you are not there in the house) that it lowers the overall temperature of the building. :facepalm:
  4. It's the working / professional version of end of elementary school year superlatives: "& The award for "Did Not Miss Even A Single Day Of School" goes to..."
  5. Soggy Oreos are teh craptacular. So, yeah.
  6. I sent an email to person A with the company & CCd the customer (a Surler). Person A then responded with me, the customer & Person B in a CC. Prior to this email exchange, I had never interacted with Person B & it was Person A who brought them into the conversation.
  7. I didn't know he could play piano.
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