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ROFL BOX

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  1. [Copy / Pasta from a thread I started in a roof group on the Book 'o Faces] . . . . . . . . . . . . ☆hail pics attached, my own photos from what landed @ this property☆ IMO, this is Typical AllSnake shenanigans. Paid for 158 shingles. Hail was 4½" to 5" dia. & I know this for fact because I was @ this house when the hits came down. My house is ~¾ mile away (direct distance / straight line) & my place - including metal roofed structures - was totaled for 6 year old Dimensionals & metal (Snap Locks). My daughter called as the hits were thumping the roof & said she was seeing the same thing I was. I didn't even bother going on my own roof because why? Baseball sized hits & you're totalled. The AllSnake estimate only allows for shingles. Nothing for •A/C • Siding • Exhaust vent cover • Column staining • Detached Rubbermaid shed (damaged skylight & plastic roof) • Vinyl covered carport shed (from Tractor Supply) • Screen, etc. AllSnake didn't send an actual adjuster, they sent an "Investigator" & the statement was "I document with photos & submit this to the company." Wouldn't even use the word "damage". The insured's 30 year old son walked with me & the "investigator" & the two of us pointed out to him all items listed above... everything as noted... & shown in the pics attached here. At a minimum I'm going for the whole roof based on volume & all slopes, but for a 20+ year old dimensional, it won't pass the brittle test for repairs. This is ridiculous. Again, typical AllSnake bullshit. *all statements made are my personal & experienced opinion as to the level of quality & responsiveness that AllSnake is providing to their insured clients* s
  2. Unfortunately, as a "first time convicted" he probably will not sleven get community service.
  3. 1. We do gutters from San Antonio to Wacko, Smithville to Llano / Horseshoe Bay. 2. Sample schematic attached below for info on how to calculate your gutter needs. 3. We don't typically like to do more than 45 feet without a downspout. 4. You can mix downspout colors that are different from the gutter. 5. Most people go with a 6" setup (gutters) & 3 × 4 (downspout). 6. ½ Round are attractive, however they suuuuck for functionality & are consistently overflowed or bypassed by the roof (especially of a metal roof). 7. If you purchase from a place like "Tank Depot" (Ranch Road 12 just N of Fitzhugh here in Drip), sign the "rainwater collection" form & there's no sales tax. 8. For simple things like lawn irrigation (especially Xeriscaping), you don't need a lot other than a soaker hose setup. Any elevated for will get you approx. 3.2 psi per foot, so if you're doing 50 gallon barrels, get those as high off the ground as you can build for & support.
  4. & It's the guys wearing the dresses.
  5. Is the. 410 still available? ¿Ask?
  6. I'm guessing he gets the extra cost damage waiver every time & the counter salesperson gets an un-knowing smile as they swipe that ✔️ on their sales board.
  7. I am maybe considering something similar for my 79 year old Mom; 3 falls inside of 3 weeks (2 in one week, another yesterday). Mom to me: "I read where the CDC says if you fall 3x or more in 3 months you'll be dead within 9 months." Yay for that attitude, Mom.
  8. Monster, 8 days ago: "The Foriegn Exchange Club @ school is having a pot luck & I said you were bringing Gumbo. It's on Thursday." (This was a Monday) Made an 8 quart pot on Thursday & delivered it hot to school by 1620. •2× the slimers (fresh, bot frozen) most people use. •1 lb. Easy peel Gulfshrimps, sliced in ½ (longways) • 1 lb. Bug meat • 1 Regular tub picked crab meat (the food one from HEEB) • 1 Of the small pkgs of Ersters... each piece cut in ½ (very easy to do when semi-froze). Some other schlub made the rice & brought that.
  9. Nothing 17 minutes SW of town. If you're not washing your vehicle, you're not trying hard enough.
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  11. I'm suggesting it isn't any slab / foundation / framing movement issues. Do you have any kids?
  12. Today is Tuesday... you posted the alert on Sunday. The system is broken, man. Broken. *thanks
  13. We are doing a re-roof soon & Farmers IS paying $ 6,000+ for the PV panel D&R (Detach & Replace). One end of the house & not a large array. Removal is specialty work & unless you know what you're doing to disconnect from the electricity components, that's a dangerous thing. Nobody on my crew would do anything other than to clean a panel while it is on the roof. . Pic attached is the best Google Mapolator has & I don't have house photos on my phone any longer. I'm trying to find a reason why they will not pay for panel D&R If they are not damaged & can only assume because insurance wanted advance notice so they could attach a rider to accomodate costs for possible D&R or even full R&R (the recent Dripping Springs hail we had out here completely destroyed 8 panels on a house we ate working with & that's being covered completely by their insurance as a total loss inclusive to the shingles).
  14. I won't me tonight a name, however a Shagg²erase wife keeps their checkbook in the pantry. As to credit unions & "app financials", mine limits me to Sendo g a max $ 500 / week across all platforms. Sent $ 100 on Monday via any of them? I now have $ 400 available to send, regardless of PayPal, Z, Ca$hApp, V, etc. Resets on Sunday.
  15. My 19 year old daughter *unloading the dishwasher has entered the chat. *no pics, pervs.
  16. I can have roof or carpentry crews onsite within 2 days provided I get contacted ASAP. Send an email to RestorationEmail@yahoo.com If you have damage to your home or business, you have a responsibility to prevent additional water intrusion & most who are not confident pr comfortable being on a roof should not attempt this kind of work. All my crews for this storm will be local to SE Texas. Please send an email or PM through Shag² (email preferred). Please include your full contact info & the property address. Check Google Maps & let me know if it is accurate to your property in question. Send house pics where possible if you can show the damage. We can do *some* tree removal if it impedes roof access. All of this work applies against your deductible. I can also bring some supplies like 5 gallon jugs of water if I am traveling from the Austin area to see your project. 🤘
  17. I have 2 appointments lined up for the area & crews will be going out ahead of me to do temporary water remediation (one from Cleveland & I forget the other zip).
  18. Mrs. ROFL (& women everywhere): "Hmmm... let's get this pantry organized. All of these product boxes (rice. Flour, pancake mix, etc.) PLUS "exotic" types of flour [self rising, all purpose, Keto friendly, whatevs]... such a disorganized mess eating up space. I'm going to get specialty containers & straighten this out." [...3 hours later voiceover...]
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